funny mosquito stories

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

Reborn as a mosquito? Got a system that makes you stronger by sucking blood? Regarding this start, Chu Sheng was a bit silent. I've already become a mosquito, how much stronger can I possibly get? But no matter what, I have to give it a try... Chu Sheng randomly flew into a room, and unexpectedly, there was a stunningly beautiful girl inside. Not bad! I'll suck her blood! ... Gu Yuexi, an Emperor-Level Beast Tamer, the Empress of the Human Race! In her previous life, she only started on the path of Beast Taming at the age of sixty, and her first Contracted Beast was merely of a Low-Level Bloodline, leading to an unstable foundation and her perishing in a heavenly tribulation. Reborn at the age of eighteen, she must become a Beast Tamer at the first opportunity! She bankrupted her family to buy a High-Level Bloodline Demon Beast and prepared for the Blood Covenant ritual! Just as she was about to sign the Blood Covenant with this Demon Beast, a mosquito landed on her leg and took a mouthful of her blood!! "..." "My name is Gu Yuexi. In this life, it seems I'm ruined..."

Renascido como um mosquito? Ganhou um sistema que te deixa mais forte ao sugar sangue? Em relação a esse começo, Chu Sheng ficou um pouco em silêncio. Eu já me tornei um mosquito, o quão mais forte eu posso ficar? Mas não importa o que aconteça, eu tenho que tentar... Chu Sheng voou aleatoriamente para dentro de um quarto e, inesperadamente, havia uma garota incrivelmente linda lá dentro. Nada mal! Vou sugar o sangue dela! ... Gu Yuexi, uma Domadora de Feras de Nível Imperador, a Imperatriz da Raça Humana! Em sua vida anterior, ela só começou no caminho da Domação de Bestas aos sessenta anos, e sua primeira Besta Contratada era meramente de uma Linhagem de Nível Baixo, o que levou a uma base instável e a sua morte em uma tribulação celestial. Renascida aos dezoito anos, ela deve se tornar uma Domadora de Bestas na primeira oportunidade! Ela levou sua família à falência para comprar uma Besta Demônio de Linhagem de Alto Nível e se preparou para o ritual do Pacto de Sangue! Justo quando ela estava prestes a assinar o Pacto de Sangue com esta Besta Demoníaca, um mosquito pousou em sua perna e tomou um bocado do seu sangue!! "..." "Meu nome é Gu Yuexi. Nesta vida, parece que estou arruinada..."

¿Renacido como un mosquito? ¿Con un sistema que te hace más fuerte chupando sangre? Respecto a este comienzo, Chu Sheng se quedó un poco en silencio. Ya me he convertido en un mosquito, ¿cuánto más fuerte puedo llegar a ser? Pero no importa qué, tengo que intentarlo... Chu Sheng voló al azar hacia una habitación y, inesperadamente, había una chica increíblemente hermosa dentro. ¡No está mal! ¡Le chuparé la sangre! ... ¡Gu Yuexi, una Domadora de Bestias de Nivel Emperador, la Emperatriz de la Raza Humana! En su vida anterior, solo comenzó en el camino de la Domesticación de Bestias a la edad de sesenta años, y su primera Bestia Contratada era meramente de un Linaje Sanguíneo de Nivel Bajo, lo que la llevó a tener una base inestable y a perecer en una tribulación celestial. ¡Renacida a los dieciocho años, debe convertirse en una Domadora de Bestias a la primera oportunidad! ¡Arruinó a su familia para comprar una Bestia Demonio de Linaje Superior y se preparó para el ritual del Pacto de Sangre! ¡Justo cuando estaba a punto de firmar el Pacto de Sangre con esta Bestia Demoniaca, un mosquito se posó en su pierna y le tomó un sorbo de su sangre!! ... "Mi nombre es Gu Yuexi. En esta vida, parece que estoy arruinada..."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

"A blood-sucking mosquito possessing the soul of a university student, rises from weakness to strength for revenge, step by step, from the inconspicuous life-bearing planet 'Earth,' dominating the entire universe! 'The liquid core of this planet ahead contains a high concentration of alloy material, perfect for treating wounds on my exoskeleton surface!' 'So, to obtain the core material, we must obliterate this planet entirely!'"

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!