Marvel: I Sell Hero Insurance, and Claims Make Them Stronger
“William Rodriguez, your job is incredibly dangerous!
A broken leg costs one million, but if you die on duty... ahem, your family gets ten million! Interested?”
“Hey, Little Spider! What if your web-shooter jams mid-swing? You need [Equipment Protection Insurance]!”
“Hulk, calm down! Don’t smash yet! I’ve got [Comprehensive Emotional Stability and Property Damage Insurance] just for you!”
Thanos is coming?
William simply smiled, pulled out a golden folder, and said,
“Mr. Thanos, for the love and peace of the universe, please sign this [Cosmic Peace Insurance]. Otherwise… the consequences will be at your own risk.”
That day, the entire Marvel Universe experienced a new kind of fear—
the fear of being dominated by insurance.
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