battlefield 1 funny stories

1000 years ago, the humans of the Blue Planet, who were venturing into space for the first time, accidentally entered an alternate dimension battlefield. The world entered the cultivation age. With the core of stars as their foundations, they activated talents and tempered the star veins. They were called the star warriors. Lu Lin, who had transmigrated to this world, activated double talents during his national examinations: His star power was doubled, so his combat flight time approached infinity. His potential was doubled, so his double talents would improve each other. His combat ability was doubled, so his sensing ability could help him easily find his opponent’s weak spots. His survival ability was doubled. By seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, he became the survival master in this alternate dimension. His threatening presence was doubled. With a death stare, he could rob the enemy of their will and leave them helpless to the slaughter. Many years later, Lu Lin was given the titles Demon King of Humans, Incredible Perpetual Motion Engine, Human Techniques Collection, The Nightmare of the Other Races, Battlefield Treasure Harvester, Desolate Environment Survival Master, Universe Lord of Fortune, Secret Zone Overseer, etc. When he was being interviewed, he said, “I truly am just an ordinary person. If you wish to do what I did, it is actually very simple—you just need a pair of eyes.”

Zhao Feng is reborn as a soldier in the Qin state during the Warring States period, exactly when the legendary Emperor Qin Shi Huang is annihilating the other six kingdoms. He is assigned to the Logistics Army, responsible for clearing the battlefield and carrying corpses. But for Zhao Feng, there's no better job than this. Touching a corpse. 【Picked up 1 point of strength】, 【Picked up 1 point of speed】, 【Picked up 1 point of constitution】, 【Picked up 1 point of spirit】, 【Picked up 1 point of lifespan】. Touching an elite corpse. 【Picked up 5 points of strength】, 【Picked up 5 points of lifespan】. Killing an enemy, attribute pick-ups doubled. 【Picked up 10 points of strength】. 【Picked up 10 points of lifespan】.

Qin Tian was playing video games before he transmigrates into an interstellar battlefield and becomes a clone tasked with moving the bodies. However, he finds that he could pick up talents from these bodies. [Name] Danger Perception (Green) [Type] Passive Talent [Introduction] The possessor of this talent is like a battlefield prophet, able to acutely sense nearby dangers and respond promptly. ...

Wang Tong couldn’t wait to live his college life - girls, parties, and the dorm life - everything he had ever dreamed of. But, instead of a letter of admission to the college, he had received a ticket to the planet Norton and a contract with the Confederation as a space settler. Soon after his arrival, the Zerg overran the planet and obliterated its defenses in a matter of moments. What awaited Tong on Norton was more than just an unbearable environment - its gravity alone was five-times stronger than earth - there were also swarms of bugs, constant hunger, thirst, and desolation... Venture into the Tempest of The Battlefield, unlock the secrets within the mysterious space crystals, and meet the legendary Blade Warriors and the potent sword combat tactic: "Ultimate Tactics of the Blade: 256 Genome Nuclear Force". An honest and humble low-tier robot and a ghost with a mouth full of nonsense both teamed up with Wang Tong in a fight for survival against all odds.

Luna Sutton was unfortunately blown to death in the apocalypse, and when she opened her eyes, she was almost tackled by an incredibly handsome man. However, the way the man looked at her was off, full of disgust, disdain, and a dark, violent aura. Luna Sutton curled her lips: You're the one coming at me, what do those eyes mean? As memories came flooding in, she broke into a cold sweat. Had the original Luna forcibly married this Beast Husband? She wasn't about to take the blame for that! Luna Sutton kicked the man away and slipped off. It turned out she had entered a certain beast world game, becoming the ugly, despised clown disliked by men and women of all ages. The original Luna was lazy, gluttonous, vicious, and incredibly ugly, making people sick. Despite everything, she didn't have any self-awareness, relying on the fact that the tribe's leader was her father, seizing whatever she wanted and causing trouble, with an extreme crush on others. Her leader father assigned her five top-tier Beast Husbands. These five Beast Husbands abhorred her to the extreme, looking at her as if she were a pile of excrement. Luckily, the Wood Element Ability she awakened in her previous life came along, and she decided that whoever wanted those five could have them, preferring to shine on her own. Yet, a suddenly emerging system demanded she conquer the five Beast Husbands? Looking at the five strings of negative numbers on the system interface, Luna Sutton's lips twitched hard. How was she supposed to complete this task, was she supposed to warm up their cold attitudes with her face? She refused! Little did she know that the sly system enticed her. Staring at the shower set and all the benefits for improving life and appearance popping up before her, she shamefully wavered... Thus, originally holding the script of universal disdain, she unwittingly fell into chaotic scenes, becoming universally adored.

Throughout the Ming Kingdom, Jun Hua was famous for being a useless girl without any talent worthy of praise. Everyone mocked her, belittling her for latching onto her brilliant brother Jun Min, the young and peerless general admired as the most talented prodigy for his talent and his ability to change the fate of the declining Jun Family. Never in their wildest dreams would they have suspected that Jun Hua is the young general who is leading the army on the frontline, Jun Min! "She has no talent as a girl, but has the brilliance of a great general!" Her journey towards revenge is something she has to do on her own. And yet, on that path she will gain allies, friends, and possibly even...... a romance? This is Jun Hua's story, a story that shall be carved into history as the legend of "the flower who blooms from the battlefields". .... Story set in fictional world with culture similar to ancient Chinese Word count: 900-1500 words/chapter Thank you for the help of the readers in the discord to make the synopsis The cover picture credit goes to the Webnovel team. Edited chapter count: 75 Link to Discord: https://discord.gg/pBy2wGB ... Other novels: - Under the Veil of Night [complete] - 7 Path of the Lilies [on long hiatus] - 1 Year of Beginning [complete] - Villain Lady [complete] - Science and Fantasy [complete] - 2 Years of Restarting [complete] - Forgotten Legend of the Bloodied Flower [on going] - The Quiet Empress [on going] ... follow me on IG: @sora100518

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Su Wen transmigrated and became the Prime Minister’s son, possessing both power and money. In the capital, Su Wen was known to be a profligate young master who had no cares. However, all of this was merely a façade. He was provided with a goldfinger which was a cultivation system that rewarded him for triggering intense emotions in others. He put on the image of an arrogant playboy to incur the negative emotions of others to farm points for his cultivation. Thus, he started on the path towards the pinnacle of life. But when he turned 18, something happened. A general's daughter went to war on behalf of her father and managed to rout the enemy, killing 40,000 of them. Such startling news became the talk of the town and everyone was apprehensive when they talked about this woman who killed without batting an eye. Meanwhile, Su Wen who had been having fun sowing his wild seeds in the capital was suddenly granted a marriage by the emperor. He was to marry this woman, the Goddess of Death.

Humanity is on the brink of extinction due to the invasion of underground civilization.  Seven of the world's greatest superhumans finally put an end to the war, but their leader never returned.  And 17 years later.  “Seo Moon-yeop, are you awake?”  “… How am I alive?”  A hero who died and became a myth. Seo Moon-yeop has returned.

[Seduction + Male Rivalry + Everyone Groveling for Her Forgiveness] Faye Vaughn was delicate, supple, obedient, and well-behaved—a perfect caged canary. The powerful Wyatt Hawthorne was very satisfied that she knew her place and loved him with all her heart. He generously promised, "Even if I get married, it won't affect our relationship." But what he didn't know was that Faye Vaughn was also his second brother's substitute, his third brother's lifeblood, and his fourth brother's unforgettable first love. ... Faye Vaughn transmigrated into this world three years ago and had been diligently working on seducing the four Hawthorne brothers. At first, the eldest, Wyatt Hawthorne, was cold and ruthless, treating her merely as a pet for his bed. The second brother, Vincent Hawthorne, was a refined scoundrel who only saw her as a substitute. The third brother, Finn Hawthorne, was violent and impulsive, looking down on her for her vanity and materialism. The fourth brother, Wenyu Hawthorne, was sinister and dangerous, full of suspicion and hostility toward her. Later. Faye Vaughn was about to "die." The four Hawthorne brothers gathered around her hospital bed and began to fight, nearly hysterical. "Take my life in exchange for hers!" "Get out! I'm the one she loves!" "Faye, I'm begging you, please don't die..."