funny junior hockey stories

Guang Xiaoyu always thought her senior brother was a dispirited ordinary person, until one day, his pet cow crushed an entire group of Divine Kings with a single stomp. The black dog opened its mouth and expelled a Sword Qi, blocking millions of the Demon Race. The Earth Chicken that babbled every day turned out to be a descendant of the Ancient Phoenix! Ahhhh! Her worldview collapsed! Zi Ji: “Senior sister, it's terrible! The Demon Emperor is leading an army of millions from the Demon Race towards us.” Guang Xiaoyu: “Senior brother, help!” (This is a story about the Demon Emperor’s rebirth, the Netherworld’s daughter’s reincarnation, the protagonist's pet-keeping journey, and a call to everyone to love and care for small animals!)

In the mystical fantasy world, Chen Chang'an was confined to the forbidden library as soon as he arrived, The sky literally started falling from the very beginning. Fortunately, at that very moment, his system awakened, All he needed to do was to read scriptures, and he would keep getting stronger. Thus, with the library filled with various books, a smile appeared on Chen Chang'an's face. ........ [Ding! You've read Daoist Scriptures and gained a level in 'Heaven Opening Law', currently Level 6.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Manuscript of Ten Thousand Buddhas, gained a level of Divine Skill 'Six Daos of Reincarnation', currently Level 8.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Records of Demon Gate, gained a level of Divine Skill 'True Demon That Shakes The World', currently Level 7.] .... [Ding! Due to the Laws of All Heavens being added to your body, embellished with trembling Literary Qi of the Great Dao, you're rewarded with: Become a Saint on the spot!] Years later, as time turned everything old, the world above and the world beneath were already in a desperate turmoil, with immortals descending to the mortal world, and gods and demons performed chaotic dances, making the lives of people unbearable. Chen Chang'an stepped out of his seclusion one day, looking at the heavenly gods and buddhas scattered across the sky. “I'm not targeting anyone in particular, but everyone here is garbage!” That day, he swung his sword and parted the heavens, ever since then, Heaven belongs to Heaven, Earth belongs to Earth! ....! [PS: Extreme mystical fantasy flow, invincible style! Light readers beware!]

"Gu Qingqing's heart softened for a moment and she saved someone. Who would have thought that because of this, she would become the disciple of the Holy Fox Spirit Lord, whom countless people wanted to acknowledge as their master. She even gained five senior brothers and started the path of becoming spoiled by the group. Eldest Senior Brother was born with the soul of the sword, and he only had the sword in his heart. He was as cold as the snow on a mountain peak, but he smiled at her and refined all kinds of magic robes for her, protecting her behind him. Second senior brother was proficient in music. He looked gentle, but he was cold. He played music for her all night just to kill his enemies, hoping that she could sleep well. The third Senior Brother was a formation master and a playboy. He was flirtatious but not despicable. He never cared about women, but he was willing to charge through the Ten Heavens Immortal Vanquishing Array just to save her. Fourth Senior-apprentice Brother was a genius alchemist. He opened the furnace only to refine pills, but he was willing to research sugar pills for her, just to make her happy. Fifth Senior Brother was a talisman cultivator who was proud and unyielding, yet he was willing to lower his head for her sake and trample his dignity beneath his feet just so she wouldn't be injured. The male protagonist asked, ""What about me?"" Senior Brothers replied, ""Get lost, Junior Sister is ours!""

After transmigrating into a harem novel, Lin Xiao became the villainous Eldest Senior Brother of the Azure Mist Sect. By following the original storyline and being a pesky villain, he could eventually attain his reward of becoming immortal. Having no other choice, he carried out his duty as a villain conscientiously. He would tease Fourth Junior Sister, steal Third Junior Sister’s clothes and spike Second Junior Sister’s drink. Finally, the day when Ye Chen, the male protagonist, joined the sect came. Lin Xiao was exhilarated. According to the original plot, he would attempt to Ye Chen, be caught by his Junior Sisters, and be humiliated by Ye Chen. Yet, to Lin Xiao’s surprise… “Big Brother is too kind. The poison he has prepared is such a child's play. Let me show him how it’s done.” Second Junior Sister said. “Kill Ye Chen! Kidnap Eldest Senior Brother! He is mine!” Third Junior Sister declared. “Kill everyone! Let’s create a world with only Eldest Senior Brother in it!” Fourth Junior Sister exclaimed. “My sweet disciple, he’s so cute even when he tries to poison someone furtively.” His beautiful master swooned. Lin Xiao screamed internally, “Read the scripts, all of you! I’m the one who is supposed to be killed!”

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Von meinem Gefährten Ethan auf meiner Traumkreuzfahrt zu Neujahr verlassen zu werden, war schlimm genug. Ihm beim Knutschen mit Vanessa zuzusehen? Die absolute Hölle. Dann taucht Lucas auf – der selbstgefällige, sündhaft heiße Hockey-Alpha – der behauptet, ich sei seine Gefährtin. Aber er will keine Liebe; er will Rache und schlägt eine vorgetäuschte Beziehung vor, um Ethan zu provozieren. Jetzt stecke ich fest und teile mir eine Suite mit dem Typen, der seine eigenen Geheimnisse hat. Weihnachten und Neujahr auf einem Luxusschiff sollten magisch sein... nicht ein heißes, chaotisches Durcheinander. Was könnte schon schiefgehen?

Ser abandonada por mi pareja destinada, Ethan, en mi crucero de ensueño de Año Nuevo fue bastante malo. ¿Ver cómo intercambiaba saliva con Vanessa? Un infierno absoluto. Entra Lucas—el Alfa de hockey arrogante y pecaminosamente atractivo—quien afirma que soy su pareja destinada. Pero él no quiere amor; quiere venganza, proponiendo una relación falsa para enfurecer a Ethan. Ahora estoy atrapada compartiendo una suite con el tipo que tiene secretos propios. La Navidad y el Año Nuevo en un barco de lujo se suponía que serían mágicos... no un desastre caótico y ardiente. ¿Qué podría salir mal?

Se faire larguer par mon compagnon, Ethan, pendant ma croisière de rêve du Nouvel An était déjà assez pénible. Le voir rouler des pelles à Vanessa ? Un véritable enfer. Entre en scène Lucas—l'Alpha de hockey arrogant et diablement sexy—qui prétend que je suis sa compagne. Mais il ne veut pas d'amour ; il veut se venger, proposant une fausse relation pour énerver Ethan. Maintenant je me retrouve à partager une suite avec ce type qui a ses propres secrets. Noël et Nouvel An sur un bateau de luxe devaient être magiques... pas un bazar torride et chaotique. Que pourrait-il bien se passer ?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.