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The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality, one where I was in the past. [System installation complete] [Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System] [You’ve been taken back in time] I used to be perverted 50 year old man infatuated with younger women in short tight skirts, but now I was in the past with a system. A system that would help me fulfil my perverted desires. I hadn't planned for this, but I sure as hell was ready to milk it. Women, money, fame, from where I stood, all these are at my finger tips. Not only is everyone's mother wife and sister in danger, but so are their companies and territories. it's just a matter of whether I want to own google or be a simple shareholder in Tesla, infact, why not have both. There is the option of being a CEO but I don't want that to interfere with my leisure. My plan is sound and simple but unfortunately you can't eat your cake and have. If I want to be at the top of the world, then I have to be ready to face problems of those at the top, for example. "What do u mean witches are real" TAGS: Mind control, Gangs, manipulation, corruption, oyakodon. PS: All characters in this book are above 18

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

⚠ ⚠ FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ⚠ ⚠ ***some scenes/chapters have mature content, language, gore, and violence that might not be suitable for general audiences. Readers discretion is adviced. *** Meet Tia Kim, an aspiring and hard-working career woman who was well respected by her peers and was labeled as "goddess" by her colleagues due to her ethereal beauty and grace. But behind her meek facade,, she keeps a deep dark secret that can shatter her reputation in the blink of an eye. She can't imagine what will happen if people found out that she's not as pure and innocent as they thought she is. A chance encounter led her to personally meet the renowned bachelor CEO Ian Lee. But what would happened if her handsome, domineering boss found out about what she's hiding? #smut, #kinky, #OTP ,#softcore, #romance, #drama

Do not buy privilege chapters for this month! I repeat, do not! I'm taking a break from writing. I'll come back sometime later. But not this month, though. The editing chapter would be released sometime later too. I'm exhausted, sorry for the inconvenience. Death! Such a powerful phenomenon holds the truth about the living. But when you're dead while "masturbating" it is another matter and when you find death isn't the end, it is also another matter. Damien was just your average perverted young man, who just doesn't even have time to tame his little dragon. He dreamt about becoming a small-time villain in the novel called 'Blood & Throne,' where the villain named Damien Von Zadkiel, was just a useless and perverted son of a powerful duke. He got away with pretty much everything; he slept with the most beautiful of beautiful ladies. Hell, he even slept with Queens and other important ladies from the noble households. He enjoyed life until he triggered the 'War of the four Kingdoms,' when he slept with the Winter Queen on her marriage bed. The Winter King who came back after defeating the ice demon found them snuggled under his bed. This triggered the tension between the kingdoms to break out, ultimately resulting in the war. But before he could even watch his own doings, our villain got killed by the so-called protagonist for enslaving his girl. But even his death was worth it as he got to enjoy everything fine in his life. Fine ladies, fine food, money, and everything you could dream of. The office Damien wanted a life like that, where he could just leisurely enjoy everything. Fate had other plans for Damien, as he suddenly died of a heart attack while taming his roaring dragon and finds himself in the body of his very own idol.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This is the story about a perverted world called sinflare augustiland. This world is 80×times of current earth area and population is 400×current population of earth. still here is one problem. the fertility rate in this world is very less...... pregnancy is a privilege here and birthing a boy.... it's more rarer then mining a diamond in coal caves. but even so this world is working fine. men:women ratio varies in different part of world but one thing is very clear, men are far less. in a world where total population is 3.2 trillion, only 80 billion men are present. so this world is also a world of free use, means sex is free. actually it's free from the time this world is created. it's a sacred practice in here, a way to worship godess amara velmora the creator and supreme entity of this world. but in this world now one knows her real name which is amara, but people call her godess of love and compassion and godess of light and fertility. when sex is a way of barter system then it's become sacred. the thing like infidelity doesn't exist here nor any kind of sexually transmitted diseases. Some activities are forbidden and abhor by world that are murder, rape and any kind of sexual violence...if mutual consent isn't present. in this world pregnancy and family have a different norms.That is if someone else impregnate your wife, then the kid will be biologically yours means it's yours and your wife. same... if you impregnate someone others wife, then child will be theirs. you can marry anyone. mother, sister, daughter, aunt etc. for males. brother,father, son... etc for females. interspecies breeding is allowed. world is divided in 5 kingdom. Human kingdom, for humans. Hemis kingdom,for elfs, durid and dryads. Picolo kingdom, for demihumans and dragons. oceana kingdom, for mermaids and leviathans. remis kingdom, for Monsters and other species. our main character is - Lucifer. it's his journey to become happy, but also facing struggles. Note :- All characters are 18+ even if content suggest otherwise. and every sex scene is consensual even if it suggests it's not. my discord link :- https://discord.gg/uEB6u9F5rP

With the Greatest Demonic technique in his hands, one can turn mountains upside down and can make rivers of blood flow backwards. One can make constellations bow to his might and one can have gods serve to him as his servants. Or one can peep into bathing girls. This is the story of the greatest Demon ever existed in the history of Twelve Great Heavens. Note: Mc is evil, some tags have been removed because of some issues with WN, please read-only if you are 18+, this is my first novel and I am not a native English speaker. Discord: https://discord.gg/gUjsy4v ( short stories are posted there, do check them out. ) Patreon:- https://www.patreon.com/Noob69 PayPal Donations:- https://www.paypal.me/noob6969

Does transmigrating into a world of cultivation mean you have to strive and become the hero? The kind hearted justice loving protagonist who breaks all records and becomes knows as the strongest? Not really, since Bai Long chose a different path. A Path filled with the Seven Carnal Desires. On this path of Arrogance, Lust, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Pleasure, and Life, there's nothing which will hold him back from obtaining what he wants. P.S - This novel isn't for everyone, and especially not for the faint hearted. The story contains all sorts of sexual content from rape to public humiliation. Read on your own discretion. ... Read unreleased chapters in advance at patreon.com/erosaint ... I don't own the image, so if you want me to take it down. Just send me a message.

Additional tags: Heavy Ecchi, No yuri/yaoi, no NTR, Huge Breasts Fetish, Netori(MC stealing other men's wives), possessive MC, Large harem. Want access to uncensored character images and some exclusive nsfw art? join my discord! https://discord.gg/ZMhMj7Dawz Ethan was a legitimate pervert, but a discreet one who didn't like to show off too much. Unfortunately, the same was not true for his system, the Great Pervert's SSS Rank Summoning System. It didn't give a damn whether he wanted to be a discreet degenerate or not. As a Golden Lord, he had the responsibility of forging a nation and ruling over large armies and millions of subjects... Unfortunately, with this damn system, being a king known for his justice and power could hardly be part of Ethan's plans. Apparently, he would need to be the Emperor of Love and Huge Tits! What will you find in this novel? - Kingdom building - Massive boobs - There will be no Netorare, but there will be Netori (MC stealing wives). - Large military battles and transcendent, immortal warriors. What will you not find in this novel? - NTR(Netorare) - Brain dead mc - Dense mc - Yaoi/Yuri

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.