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very short funny bedtime stories

very short funny bedtime stories

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
General
1363 Chs
The supporting character's harem is very normal

The supporting character's harem is very normal

Hm... Fantasy battle, smart MC, smart heroins, supper plot twist...etc... are all things that... this novel doesn't have. This place only has... Stupid MC, Normal heroins, normal plot, slice of life and... some sh*t thing. I just want to write what I want no matter how bad it is. ( ' 3') --------------- After going bankrupt, with nothing left in his hands, Lathel died at the age of 50. After his death, a god offered him a chance to go to another world and help the male protagonists. His mission was to solve the problems surrounding the heroines so that the male protagonists could easily get along with them. To be more precise, his job was similar to that of a chef. He would Process the ingredients and cook a sumptuous feast, while the male protagonists just needed to sit at the table and enjoy it. After completing his mission, he was threatened by a stranger. In the face of this threat Lathel just smiled and decided to commit suicide. After he died, those heroines also dropped their facade and revealed their true nature. Lathel once again met the god who helped him. This time, the god allowed him to choose the world he wanted to go to as a gift for completing his task. He then chose a Fantasy world, a place most men dreamt of. However, the Fantasy world had too many people to choose from, moreover the number of main character and antagonist slots were all full. In the end, Lathel accepted to take on the role of an extremely weak supporting character to go to the Fantasy world. However, this time he didn't need to work or help the main character. He just needed to not affect the main character's development. Lathel: “Hm... as long as it doesn't affect the main character... then... Can I make a harem?” God: “Of course.” Lathel: “Hm... so... I just need to avoid the main character's woman.” God: “That's right. You just need to try to survive in that world. Ah! I will give you a system that will help you have a good life in that world. I Hope you enjoy this new life.” Lathel: “Um! So my harem will consist of lackluster women, it seems like a peaceful life is waiting for me.” God: “Hm... not really...” *** See the character's pic here: https://twitter.com/HikaruKiki1111
Fantasy
537 Chs
Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."
Urban
343 Chs
What are some short and funny bedtime stories?
One could be about a little bear who tries to catch fireflies but keeps tripping over his own paws. It's funny and short.
3 answers
2024-10-08 03:33
What are the characteristics of short and funny bedtime stories?
One characteristic is that they are simple. They usually have a straightforward plot that kids can easily follow. For example, a story about a cat chasing its tail can be short and funny. Another characteristic is that they often have humorous characters. Like a clumsy bear that always trips over its own feet. Also, these stories usually have a quick resolution. They don't drag on for a long time so that kids can fall asleep with a smile on their faces.
1 answer
2024-10-29 00:18
What are the benefits of reading funny short bedtime stories?
Reading funny short bedtime stories can help you relax. When you are relaxed, it is easier to fall asleep. For example, a humorous story about a clumsy cat can make you laugh and forget about the stress of the day.
2 answers
2024-11-28 22:08
What are the characteristics of extremely short funny bedtime stories?
They are brief. Usually, just a few sentences can tell the whole story. For example, 'A frog wanted to be a prince. He kissed a lot of things but just got warts.' It gets to the funny point quickly without a lot of build - up.
1 answer
2024-11-05 19:49
What are the characteristics of very short funny bedtime stories?
The humor in them is often based on unexpected twists. In the mouse superhero story, the mouse thinks it can fly but ends up with a different 'power'. It's this kind of sudden change that makes kids laugh. And they are short so that kids don't lose interest before falling asleep.
2 answers
2024-11-02 06:56
Can you share some funny bedtime short stories?
Here is one. A little mouse wanted to have a grand bed. He found an old sock in a meadow. He thought it would be a great bed. He dragged it to his hole. But when he got in, it smelled so bad. It turned out the sock belonged to a smelly old boot. The mouse quickly ran out and found some clean straw to make a simple but nice bed instead.
2 answers
2024-11-22 19:46
Can you share some short and funny bedtime stories?
Sure. Here is one. A little rabbit once thought his ears were too long and decided to tie them up with a ribbon. But then he couldn't hear well. When a fox came near, he didn't notice until the fox almost stepped on him. He quickly untied the ribbon and hopped away. The moral is that we should accept ourselves as we are.
3 answers
2024-10-28 00:48
What are some good short funny bedtime stories for kids?
The sleepy bear. A bear was very sleepy. He found a cave and went in to sleep. But there were already bats in there. The bats were flying around making noise. The bear growled 'Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep'. The bats just laughed and said 'This is our home too'. Eventually, the bear got used to the noise and dozed off.
2 answers
2024-11-29 22:27
Can you share some short funny bedtime stories?
Sure. Here is one. Once upon a time, a little rabbit wanted to count stars before going to bed. But every time he counted one, he sneezed and forgot which number he was at. So he just said, 'Good night, stars!' and went to sleep.
1 answer
2024-12-11 08:37
Can you share some funny short bedtime stories?
There was a little bird who lived in a tree. Every night, he would tell himself a story. One night he said, 'I flew over a big mountain today and saw a beautiful lake. There were so many fish in the lake. I was so tired after that long flight, but it was worth it.' As he was talking, his eyes became heavier and heavier, and soon he was fast asleep.
1 answer
2024-11-29 01:23
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