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Surrender To Us, Our Luna (One Luna, Four Alphas)

Surrender To Us, Our Luna (One Luna, Four Alphas)

“Alpha Troy! Over here!” I yelled, raising my hand for help. I was under attack by a monster while saving my mates. The four of them heard me cry out as the creature clawed me and slammed me against the wall. “Help me!” I gasped, but their attention shifted when a soft cry came from the other side. It was Oriana, the gentle princess and a warrior, a combination most men lusted after. But not my mates. They were in my troupe, my friends, my lovers. We shared a bed, a bond. I knew they would save me. “Ohhh! I’m going to die,” she whimpered again, though she could have stood up easily. The monster’s focus was on me. “Yorick!” I screamed, reaching for another of my mates, struggling to escape, my leg tangled in silver chains. My mates looked at me and then at her—and I saw it. The shine of love in their eyes. In a heartbeat, they ran to her. My heart slowed. Tears welled up. Oriana had warned me: when it came down to it, they would choose her. She told me they only used me to pass time in the dorm room because I agreed for gangbang while other she-wolves did not. And now, right before my eyes, they were leaping into battle—for her. “We’ll come back for you, don’t worry,” Haiden shouted, as if that erased the betrayal. At that moment, the monster turned back to me. And I knew there would be no saving me. So I prayed they’d live long enough to regret their choice. --- Clementine had spent her life as the insufferable daughter of an alpha—tough, rebellious, and uninterested in love, especially in a world where male wolves were allowed multiple mates. Tired of her attitude, her stepmother forced her into an academy built to train fighters against deadly monsters. On her first day, Clementine was shocked to find her roommates were the worst people from her past: -Alpha Yorick, her bitter ex-boyfriend -Alpha Troy, her ex–best friend who believed she betrayed him -Alpha Haiden, the bully who had made her life hell -And Alpha Ian, her former cellmate who thought she manipulated him into punishment They all seemed to want revenge. But when they fought side by side on the battlefield, something strange happened–Clementine felt a mate bond with all of them. At first, things turned steamy. Hatred became desire. Tension turned into passion. But then, Clementine saw the truth: when it came down to it, they would always choose someone else over her. To them, she had only ever been a distraction, a toy to share and throw away.
Fantasy
590 Chs
Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!

Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion
Urban
410 Chs
Synonym for 'funny' in a funny story
A synonym like 'entertaining' fits well. Here's an entertaining story. A cat went to a computer store. He walked up to the salesperson and said, 'I need a mouse for my computer.' The salesperson was so confused at first. It's a simple yet funny scenario.
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2024-11-14 21:08
A funny story
Here are some recommendations for funny story novels: 1. " The Comedy Life of Stinky Duck Egg ": This modern romance and urban life novel tells the story of the protagonist Wang Daxiang's youth, love, and medical accidents. It is full of comedy elements. 2. " Shiina who wants me to confess ": This is a light love story, about the complicated relationship between a girl and a straight man. It's filled with sweetness and fun. 3. << Bizarre >>: This is a supernatural novel about tomb raiding. The author, Zhang Jun1122, has brought out the funny elements to the extreme. The entire novel is filled with a strong sense of humor. 4. This novel was set in a parallel world similar to modern society. It described the comical events that happened after Fangzheng took over as the abbot of One Finger Temple. 5. " I'm the Strongest Comedian ": This was a humorous and dissing novel, describing the story of a fringe artist in the variety industry who became the strongest comedic artist. I hope these recommendations will bring you joy and entertainment!
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2024-12-29 10:05
Tell me a funny funny story.
A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.
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2024-11-17 14:43
Short, funny, short, and funny story
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2026-03-05 01:55
It skind of a funny story. What makes a story 'kind of a funny story'?
A story can be 'kind of a funny story' if it has unexpected twists. For example, when a person is expecting one thing to happen, but something completely different and silly occurs.
3 answers
2024-12-06 02:22
It is kind of a funny story. What makes a story 'kind of a funny story'?
A story can be 'kind of a funny story' if it has unexpected elements. For example, if a character who is supposed to be very serious suddenly does something silly like slipping on a banana peel.
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2024-11-28 05:39
It is kinda a funny story. What makes a story really funny?
Relatable situations can be funny too. We've all had those awkward moments like when you wave at someone you think you know, but they turn out to be a stranger. When these common experiences are presented in a story, it often elicits laughter.
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2024-12-12 12:02
In the passage it kind of a funny story. What makes it a funny story?
Without seeing the passage, it's difficult to say exactly. But usually, things like witty dialogue, comical actions of the characters, or absurd plot twists can make a story funny. For instance, if the story has a character who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time, that can be really humorous. Or if there's a situation where the characters' plans go completely awry in a very unexpected way, that would also add to the humor.
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2024-11-18 04:39
It kind of a funny story. What makes a story really funny?
Surprise elements often make a story funny. When something unexpected happens, like a dog starting to talk in a story, it catches people off guard and makes them laugh.
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2024-10-29 19:06
Can you share the funny story? It was kind of a funny story.
Sure. Well, once there was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would try to climb trees and meow at birds. It was hilarious to see his confused face when he couldn't quite get the hang of it like a real cat.
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2024-11-25 01:22
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