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p atreon.com/KeyofStars for more chapters report issues @discord.com/GVBdncd9Wr 100 powerstones = 1 extra chapter 1000 powerstones = free Tier 1 membership giveaway Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo! Because his soul skills are too strange, he knelt down and cried when he was banned. 100% of the time, his sword was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk! The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour! Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea! ...... Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous?! Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life! Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid? Qian Renxue: You have seen my true female form for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me? A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !

[Game Characters + Memes + Final Tragedy + Protagonist Drama Queen] Mu Yang transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, obtaining the Character Popularity System. As long as he gained enough popularity points, his strength would grow, and he could even customize his own storylines, which would inversely affect the parallel world of Earth. Thus, Mu Yang began his wild antics. Meanwhile, on parallel Earth, Discussions about him in forums and livestreams grew more and more fervent. "The new character is way too handsome, fam, I'm crying rivers!" "What did this sudden character just say? That he's gonna slay Stormterror?" "I, the Honest Truth Sovereign, declare that Mu Yang is definitely the one who assassinated the Geo Archon! If I'm wrong, I'll top up your constellations for you!" ... Later on, players began to realize— Every year during the Lantern Rite, all the Liyue characters would reunite, Yet Mu Yang was never among them. When his backstory was slowly unveiled, The entire internet cried out— "MiHoYo, stop hurting Mu Yang already!" "He's suffered too much!" "We miss you, Yang..." And what did Mu Yang himself have to say about it? "Hahah!" --- Advance chapters: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Lin Yun transmigrated into the world of Martial Universe and became Lin Dong's cousin. He awakened a task system that allowed him to assign tasks to himself. Thus, Lin Yun began his path of self-cultivation. Task: Practice Tongbei Fist 1000 times. Reward: Tongbei Fist Mastery (Perfected). Task: Break through to Body Tempering Seventh Layer. Reward: Physique +1, Comprehension +1. Task: Defeat Lin Dong in the clan competition. Reward: Root Bone +10, Luck +10, Divine Grade Automatic Alchemy Furnace. Task: Capture Lin Qingtan's heart. Reward: Charm +10, Innate Yin Sha Qi. Task: Intercept Ling Qingzhu in the ancient tomb. Reward: Physique +10, Charm +10, Top-tier Spear Technique Talent. By constantly creating tasks for himself and cultivating like a maniac, Lin Yun far surpassed his peers in both martial arts and mental energy. Lin Dong cried. He had the Ancestral Stone and Little Marten, but he still couldn't keep up with Lin Yun. Lin Yun said, "An enemy defeated by my hand will never be considered my opponent. I'll give you time to catch up, until you can no longer see me in the distance." TL Synposis: Lin Yun, a transmigrator in the Great Yan Dynasty, finds himself in the world of Martial Universe as a minor character. Disappointed to find Lin Dong has already claimed the Ancestral Stone, Lin Yun resolves to rely on himself. A mysterious Task System binds to him, offering rewards for completing self-assigned tasks, turning tedious cultivation into a rewarding game. Leveraging the system, Lin Yun rapidly improves his martial arts and cultivation realm, quickly surpassing his peers, including the protagonist Lin Dong. His rising strength attracts attention within the Lin Clan and leads to conflicts with rival families like the Lei and Xie. As he navigates family politics and external threats, Lin Yun continues to exploit the Task System, acquiring powerful techniques, spiritual treasures, and even taming formidable demonic beasts, all while subtly influencing the original plot and the lives of those around him.

Yang Cheng, the Crown Prince of the Great Zhou, was reborn into his one-year-old self. The Late Bloomer Comeback System had already arrived 500 years ahead of him. Yang Cheng looked up at his young mother, whose skin was soft and delicate, and said in a babyish voice, "Mommy." ____________________ You can read advance chapters of this novel and other novels in my patreon patreon.com/NO_NAME1412

The bad news is that you’re dead. The good news is that you’ve transmigrated. The bad news is that it’s into a world of mysteries. The good news is that you haven’t read the book. The bad news is… what you’ve just swallowed by mistake seems to be the extraordinary characteristic of a lucky one. “Writers need to be logical, but fate never is.” Lite Version Introduction: A mysterious fanfiction, female protagonist, no romantic pairing, monster path. this book is also know as Tarot Club Raising a Baby"

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an Izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive! Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner. And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking! ---------------------- Advanced chapters at p@treon

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In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible Female Lead + Beast World + 1vN + Male Rivalry Shuraba + A Record of Time Management Fails] The moment she opened her eyes, Ruan Fu transmigrated into a Beast World novel as the infertile, vicious female side character. Before her was one of the female lead's Beast Husbands, who was currently in heat. Recalling her original ending of being humiliated and dying a tragic death, Ruan Fu decisively decided to take a piece of the pie from the female lead. Thus, not only did she snatch away her men, but she also played innocent, making the top-tier males of the Beast World willingly become her protectors. However, Ruan Fu, who firmly believed in having multiple options and paths, never expected that by just crooking her finger, they would all swarm towards her. Seeing this, Ruan Fu decided that of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, fleeing was the best option, leaving them behind in disarray on the battlefield of male rivalry. ——Disaster Skit—— On the day of Ruan Fu's wedding to the cold and gloomy snake-man, a large group of Beastmen from other clans suddenly appeared in Snake Valley. The aloof and abstinent Dragon Clan Clan Leader blocked the front of the hall, "Fufu, let's go to that hot spring you said you wanted to soak in last night." The domineering Tiger Clan leader, bursting with raw tension, tightly gripped her hand, "A fu, I will not allow you to marry him." The aloof and tsundere cat-eared youth knelt before her: "Fufu, don't you want to touch my cat ears again?" The rational and cunning Fox Clan Fate held up her hair ribbon, "A fu, you left this at my place." The gentle, husband-like Rabbit Clan Shaman watched her tenderly: "A fu, I missed you." ... In response, the one and only legal Beast Husband declared, "What does my wedding have to do with any of you? Get the hell out." But unexpectedly, the younger brother he had always doted on cut in front of him, "Brother, actually, the one who isn't loved is the real third wheel..."