saitama gets drunk fanfiction

My name is Saitama, a hero for fun living in City Z. My biggest hobbies are Saturday supermarket sales, watching TV, and eating snacks. After Child Emperor discovered a dimensional portal, I crossed over to the Marvel world. Green muscle monster, iron box monster, hammer little bro, gauntlet-ring upstart… I heard they’re the big shots of this world, even planning to destroy the universe, but for some reason, as soon as I slam the table, they suddenly act polite and talk nicely with me. Dr. Banner: Please don’t punch anymore, even ten of me wouldn’t be enough for you to hit! J.A.R.V.I.S.: Tony, armor damage level has reached 80%, the spare armor can’t keep up with Saitama’s attacks, please… resist! Thor: Mjolnir can only be lifted by me… What the—?! Baldy, put down my hammer right now!! Thanos: With the Infinity Gauntlet, I’ll snap my fingers, and you’ll all be— Boom— With one punch, all fell silent. faloo raw 漫威：我是埼玉

Su Yan transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and gains the cheat ability of a chat group, allowing him to continuously invite female characters from Douluo 1-5 to join. He starts with a critical hit reward—an advanced version of the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Six Meridian Divine Sword, and Lingbo Steps. Bibi Dong: Shameless group owner, you've slandered Xiao Gang! Don't let me find you! Qian Renxue: The blind Douluo upstairs, you're unworthy of being a mother! Liu Erlong: Bibi Dong, you old woman, you deserve to be unwanted! Xiao Wu: Stop arguing! Stop arguing! I really met Tang San, I don't want to sacrifice myself! Someone save me! Ning Rongrong: Brother Su Yan, quickly tell me where there are immortal herbs! Zhu Zhuqing: Su Yan, I will repay your life-saving grace with my body. Dugu Yan:

Complete ___________ Reborn into the Uchiha clan, Hikaru was never just another shinobi. No prophecy. No chosen-one cliché. Just a man with memories from another world… and a dangerous mind built for more than playing nice. At first, he hid it. He smiled when they expected him to smile. He trained like the perfect little prodigy. He let the elders, the clan, and the Hokage think they understood him. But all the while, he was restraining his true self—waiting for the right moment. That moment is now. His System has awakened. Its rules are simple: the more he shocks others, the greater the rewards. [System Prompt: Uchiha Fugaku is shocked — Reward: Mangekyō Sharingan.] [System Prompt: Third Hokage is speechless — Reward: Forbidden Jutsu.] The mask is gone. The real Hikaru is moving. While the rest of the shinobi world chases shadows of power, he’s already building something unshakable. From deep inside the Uchiha clan, he will unify his people, bend the village to his vision, and break anyone who dares stand in his way. Obito? Just another pawn broken by the system. The corrupt elders, the endless cycle of war, the fragile peace? Finished. This isn’t about starting a war—it’s about ending the old era with overwhelming force. The ninja world is changing. And those who can’t keep up with Uchiha Hikaru? They’ll be left behind… or buried. --------------------- Join my Patreon and get access to 50+ early chapters before anyone else! https://www.patreon.com/UK21 (I know the synopsis is weak. Dive in for the real story.)

What if survival meant stepping into your favorite anime and making a choice that could kill you? At age eighteen, everyone must enter a mysterious Forbidden Zone, each one a gateway to a deadly challenge. Choose the right ability, and you become a god among mortals. Choose wrong, and it’s game over. When Vincent Fox finds himself reborn in this world, he’s stunned: these Forbidden Zones aren’t random. They’re twisted, high-stakes versions of the anime worlds he knows by heart One Punch Man, Dragon Ball, One Piece, and more. Armed with plot knowledge and fearless creativity, Vincent Fox makes the unthinkable choices. While others play it safe, he picks the path no one dares and rewrites the rules of power. In a world where one wrong choice means death, he chooses to bet everything... and walks the path of absolute domination. If you knew the plot, would you still play it safe or would you break the game? NOTE: This fanfiction was originally crafted in Chinese by its rightful creator. My role here is solely as a translator, aiming to share this story with English-speaking readers while preserving its original spirit and tone. The cover image was sourced online and is used for illustrative purposes only. Full credit and respect go to the original author and the image's rightful owner. Arrigato gozaimasu! Author: 绿豆园子 Raw Title: 次元神选：只有我知道埼玉最强

Synopsis A mysterious Golden List appears in the sky. Simultaneously, the worlds of One Piece, Naruto, and One Punch Man merge together to form a single, new universe. Powerhouse figures such as Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Saitama, Shirohige, and others appear on the rankings one after another, gaining immense benefits and powers from the Golden List: Senju Hashirama obtains the Yin-Yang Roulette and is successfully resurrected from the dead. Shirohige (Edward Newgate) receives a Time Serum that restores him to his peak physical prime. Enel acquires the power of the Strongest Thunder God, a perfect match for his existing abilities. There are two options for accessing more chapters. 1. Ko-fi: bit.ly/Candra24 2. Patre*n: https://www.patre*n.com/LoveFanfiction -For donations from generous benefactors who are Crazy rich: paypal.me/andicand

After a ferocious and bloody battle in the depths of a nightmare, many different egos and personalities are stuffed into one being who's left with only one directive: to hunt. Nebulous and unknowable beings have placed a great amount of importance on the creature, for it could bring about the revival of a primordial monster, or the birth of a new god. However, it must first brave a new world. A world where the entire structure of society has been flipped upside down with the spreading of a "Nightmare Spell." Facing memories of it's past lives, unknown worlds and beasts, and worst of all the ever-present madness that constantly threatens to push the creature into the depths of insanity, the creature must walk the line between the divine and profane. All while uncovering the mysteries behind its creation and the worlds around it.

Allen was accidentally sent to the One Punch Man world after being run over like a speed bump and ended up living next door to Saitama. In a world where monsters can wipe out cities, his first decision was simple: eat barbecue and calm down. Luckily, Allen awakened an infinite evolution ability. By copying and evolving everything he encounters, he quietly steps onto a path that is no longer human. While heroes fight in the spotlight, the real danger may be growing right next door. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

One of the greatest modern world assassin dies and get a chance to get reincarnated in Tensura a world of sword, magic, power, where he will have an opportunity to live his life according to his belief but first he will need to control the world from the shadows like a true assassin... keep your ignorant comments to yourself, if you don't like the book, just drop it and move on. All pictures and characters do not belong to me, credit goes to the original owners. As far as power scaling, I'm not following the main story, this is a fanfic dnt expect everything to be the same, so the story goes how I want it to go... if power is what interest you just write your own story

This is gonna be one of the best fanfic you've ever read so it goes like this that saitama was walkin to the mall to buy some groceries but then he get's teleported and..and...ahh I am to lazy to say just read it hehe ggs thank you for reading in advance

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?