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A bolt of lightning descends from the sky, marking the arrival of a sweet and charming automaton girl in the Marvel universe! She’s adorable, formidable in combat, and capable of even more surprises—uh, ahem! The Marvel Cinematic Universe is rife with danger, but the life of a superhero dedicated to world peace is definitely worth looking forward to! “Waaah! Don’t pull my ears! Let me finish this game! I’ll pay, I’ll pay, okay?!” Although determined to become a superhero, games still need playing, and anime must still be watched! What? You think she’s neglecting her duties? Oh, but she possesses the incredible ability to convert concepts from various works into her own skills! For Kagura Hitomi, who wields the limitless "Conceptual Skill System," ACG (Anime, Comics, and Games) is her ultimate source of power! —— Daily Uploads! To Unlock Bonus Chapters: Reach 50/100/200/300/400/500 Power Stones/Chapter! Resets Weekly! [Monday] —— Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. I'm just translating here. I don't own anything! [Original Name : 漫威自动人形少女 第3章一] [Author ：Ayaki] —— Support me at p-atreon.com/InsomniaTL and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters!

While Kirito plays hero and collects plot armor, I somehow end up... living with Asuna? No, this isn't a romantic comedy. And no, I'm not trying to steal anyone's girl. ...It just sort of happened. Probably. If you are a fan of Kirito x Asuna then this story is not for you, so I recommend you turn back. Note: Characters from Steins;Gate and Gate appear from the GGO arc. From the Calibur Traffics arc, characters from Rascal Does Not Dream and Kemurikusa, as well as a few characters from Restaurant to Another World, appear. From the Calibur Crossing arc, several characters from High Score Girl appear. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

This body, the most noble and supreme form, was promised to grant the people a dream… so it is said. But… why is it that all those who are my people harbor certain improper thoughts toward me?? Yae Miko: Oh my… that’s because the Shogun is our group’s beloved mascot. Kamisato Ayaka: Shogun-sama, please… look at me. Sangonomiya Kokomi: Indeed, making peace with Narukami Island was absolutely the right decision. For being under Shogun-sama’s protection is the greatest honor of our Watatsumi Island. Fiore: Shogun~ my legs are a bit unsteady… could you carry me? Shinobu: Miss Raiden, how about joining our Demon Slayer Corps~? You won’t even have to change uniforms~? Sigh… Ei felt rather conflicted at this moment. Who would have thought her beloved puppet would one day become such a magnet for attention? But fine, no matter how much you all throw yourselves at her, the Shogun will still belong solely to her! At this moment, she looked at the Shogun before her, blades crossed, and couldn’t help but feel a twinge of guilt. Shogun: Ei… shut this body down. Bound by orders, I will inevitably become a threat to Inazuma. Ei: You wish! Even if I have to battle you for 500 years, I will bring you home! This vessel was born for Eternity, and is also Eternity’s guardian—wait—Ei, you’re heavy!

Synopsis: Seito had lived in a slice-of-life crossover world for seventeen years. During that time, he worked hard, built a stable life, and quietly hoped to settle down someday. Everything changed with the release of the world’s first full-dive virtual reality game. From that moment on, the world began to feel subtly—but unmistakably—wrong. By closely studying the playstyle of the so-called “Lucky Shield Girl,” Seito rapidly climbed the rankings and soon stood at the very top. Maple Honjō: “Seito-kun is amazing~! I love teaming up with Seito-kun the most~!” Shizuka Hiratsuka: “Hey, brat. Come over to my place tonight.” Kaguya Shinomiya: “Unbelievable! Losing to someone like him?! I refuse to accept it!” Yukino Yukinoshita: “Hmph. As if I’d ever like someone like him.” Utaha Kasumigaoka: “As expected of you~ That really was impressive~” As time passed, the line between the virtual world and reality began to blur. When the game finally fused with the real world, Seito—the first player to reach the summit—rose above everyone else and became the first god of this new era. …… This novel is a crossover featuring worlds from Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, BOFURI, and more. Update schedule: 1-2 chapter daily. Note: This is a translation of a Chinese fan-fiction. Before reading, please remember to turn off your brain a little and enjoy the story with a positive mindset. If you notice any mistakes in the translation, feel free to point them out in the comments. Your feedback is greatly appreciated! ....... 100 PS(Power stone)= 1 extra chapter 300 PS= 2.... 500 PS= Still unknown(Not going to reach anyway) The extra chapter will be uploaded on every Sunday or if miss it will be on Monday. And thank you for reading! ........ And if you want to read ahead and support me a bit please do check my P*troen:Koko_890. I only have 1 Tier that's also only $3 a month. If you have some extra money or You are very Rich please do help a poor like me.

A reimagining of the original Monster Girl Quest story.

Buy the fully translated and completed novel here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/UIGOD_Official Reborn into the world of Douluo Dalu, Xiao Yexuan becomes the Master of the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well. Watching Tang San casually harvest all the rare treasures from the well, Xiao Yexuan suddenly awakens a system! As long as he punishes Tang San, he gets rewards. Reward: Death Spider Emperor Martial Soul Reward: 100,000-year Spirit Bone Huh? Yin-Yang Reversal Fruit acquired? After feeding it to Tang San, he unexpectedly transforms… Into a blue-haired, cold and aloof ice queen?! What was already funny just got funnier! Tang San: "Xiao Wu, where are you?" Xiao Wu: "The spicy rabbit head you ate just now—yeah, that was me, dumbass." Tang San: "Mom! Save me!" Ah Yin: "Xiao Yexuan’s Blue Silver Grass is more impressive than yours." Tang San: "Dad! Help!" Tang Hao: "Xiao Yexuan’s kid was born earlier than you. You gotta call him BIG BROTHER now."

In a world where elite racers partner with intelligent Mecha Girls—AI-driven humanoid machines built to enhance driving performance—fame and glory are earned on the track. Fired and betrayed, racer Derek is left with nothing—until he meets XC-99, a Mecha Girl doomed for recycling. Flawed but blazing fast, she fears she’ll kill any pilot. Derek sees potential. Together, they’ll defy their fate and return to the track.

What if your favorite anime world suddenly became real, and all the characters you know gathered in one place? That's exactly what happens to Renji Kamisaka, an ordinary young man who finds himself stranded in Sakurasou, the eccentric dormitory that has become the center of this crossover universe. At first, everything feels familiar: there's Shiina Mashiro, the genius pet girl, and Ogiwara Sayu, the high school student he met on the street. But soon, reality begins to unravel. Kasumigaoka Utaha and Sawamura Spencer Eriri are now neighbors. Yukinoshita Yukino might be reading a book in the living room, while Sumireko Sanshokuin is busy with unexpected things. Even Kousaka Kirino joins in on the fun. However, the surprises don't stop there. Renji soon realizes that this world is far more expansive than he imagined. How could Yuuki Asuna be here, implying the existence of deadly virtual reality games? Then there's Frieren, a thousand-year-old elf mage, meeting Gabriel White Tenma, an angel skipping out on her duties. And if that wasn't crazy enough, Renji can even see the terrifying spirits visible only to Yotsuya Miko. To top it all off, the Demon Lord Maou Sadao and Hero Yusa Emi also appear, bringing fantasy world chaos into what should be a peaceful everyday life. "My Sakurasou won't be big enough to hold all these people!" Renji despairs. Follow Renji Kamisaka's adventure as he tries to navigate this cross-dimensional chaos, where the line between reality and fiction blurs, and every corner of Sakurasou could hide a surprise from another anime. Can he find a way to manage all this mayhem, or will he be trapped forever in the craziest crossover ever?

Stuck in Warhammer? No problem! As long as you have your eldritch deity yandere girlfriend with you! God-Emperor save me! 戰錘：我的大吞噬者女友

"Who am I?" A clone of Sky Striker Ace with the soul of a transmigrator. "Who are you?" The broken Main God. "What am I supposed to do?" Travel across worlds, kill villains, and complete missions. ... "Do zombies really deserve to die?" —"Then do you?" "Sky Striker Ace, what have you done?! You killed politicians, killed the management—how is humanity supposed to maintain order and resist collapse?!" —"Simple. I’ll just become the Emperor, won’t I?" "You wave the banner of justice, but your heart is full of selfish desire. In the end, you’re nothing but a self-serving hypocrite!" —"I don’t understand. Go argue with my Striker Unit." "You slaughter without restraint, you’ll use any means to reach your goal—what makes you different from those villains?" —"First of all, let’s define what counts as ‘human.’" ... "Don’t you think Sky Striker Ace is becoming more and more ruthless?" "Another Striker deployment? Too terrifying!" "Sky Striker Ace—impressive, a tactical weapon indeed. Hm? What’s this ‘ZEUS’? She’s got a Typhoon as well?" "Sky Striker Ace is too strong. At this point, there’s only one way left to beat her..." "Get up close—she can’t handle that!" ... Worlds: Highschool of the Dead, Black Bullet, Akame ga Kill, High School DxD... ... Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Title: 变身闪刀姬的无限综漫 Author: 白木柏 ... NOTE: TS/GENDER BENDER ... 7-10/week BONUS CHAPS 「+1 in each stage, resets each Sunday」 「50〡100〡200〡250〡300」