awkward funny vacation stories

[Warning: 3 rich girls detected within 15 meters. Incubus Pheromones activated.] [Recommendation: Flee. Or flirt. Your call.] Lux Vaelthorn wanted three things: a good coffee, peace and quiet, and zero responsibilities. What he got? A mansion, a bounty for his soul and a bunch of heiresses fighting over who gets to be his first “investment.” As the heir of Greed and Lust, Lux was born to dominate markets, hearts, and boardrooms. But after centuries of cleaning up his parents’ messes in the underworld, he rage-quit Hell’s finance department and took a hundred-year vacation to the mortal realm. His problem? Even without trying, he’s too hot, too rich, and too magnetic. His Incubus Pheromones seduce emotionally unstable rich girls like clockwork. His Greed System scans bank accounts like X-rays. And thanks to a “minor” celestial bounty on his soul, some entities either want to marry him… or murder him. Lux just wanted caffeine. Now he’s got a mansion full of beautiful heiresses, a schedule full of power plays, and a city that thinks he’s a billionaire playboy CEO. Fine. If he can’t nap… he might as well rule. ------ Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 4 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 6 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 ,Gore, Comedy , Monster Girls , Goddess, Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead, Economic and Financial genius Male Lead and Slice of Life.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

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This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

"Every day is so annoying and tiring. Just working, eating, and pooping. I rarely get any peace of mind." Rain grumbled. "I want some rest and go on vacation. It's good I am going on vacation tomorrow. Goodbye to annoying work for a few days," he cheered. As he was crossing the road, he saw a truck coming towards him. "Looks like, my life suc--" Whether gratifying or pathetic, almost the next moment, he got crushed by the truck, died, and transmigrated into the world of the game "Saga of the Magical Knight" as a mid-tier villain, Rain Holmes. "Welcome to the fantasy world, I guess." Fortunately, the system was there to help him. [Host should choose one choice among the following three choices.] | 1. Supporting Character | | 2. Villain | | 3. Extra Character | "Supporting Character sucks, and being a villain is tiring and risky. I choose to be an extra character." Rain answered. [Okay.] 'Who cares about that protagonist and heroines, I rather go on vacation and live a free life.' Rain scoffed. He didn't care about the plot, he wanted [vacation]. However, soon he realized it won't be as easy as he thought. "Hey, runaway Young master, spar with me!" The musclehead Villain roared. "Rain, you are only my friend, I won't let other bitches have you." One of the heroines declared. "But didn't he say he love me?" A mysterious beauty appeared. "Is getting vacation that hard?" Rain said in an exhausted tone.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

A well-known Tokyo-based mystery writer named Vyatka Trikomi is a successful author, and her obsession with writing has made her a true star in the world of literature in just two years. However, the publishing house's representatives have noticed that despite her passion for writing, Vyatka with nickname [ Disava ] is close to experiencing procrastination and emotional burnout. They strongly recommend that she take a break to regain her strength and inspiration. Instead of going on vacation, Vyatka accidentally finds an advertisement for a virtual MMORPG game called "Log Apofis." Although she doesn't like playing games and considers them a waste of time, something about this game catches her attention. Perhaps it's a chance to take a break from her writing responsibilities and explore the world in a new way. info about new charters: Telegram: https://t.me/mykolmuranobe Discord: https://discord.gg/AN9B2VDZ37 Patreon: Ranobe-Mykolmu

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Nineteen hours on his feet. That was the breaking point for Rudra Mishra, an AIIMS gold medalist cardiothoracic surgeon. Exhausted and overworked, a sudden detour transmigrates him into a world of dungeons, mana, and monsters. Armed with an SSS-rank [Biological Overseer System], Rudra gains absolute cellular control and surgical precision. Powerful nobles and legendary guilds are desperate for the ultimate healer... but this god-level surgeon has officially clocked out and just wants a peaceful vacation! ​...or at least, that was the plan. As the title suggests, this surgeon desperately wants a vacation, but the world refuses to give him one. Bound by his surgeon’s oath and dragged into deep conflicts, his conscience won't let him walk past suffering. So he enforces his own brand of pragmatic justice: bleeding corrupt nobles dry for thousands of gold, while treating the poor for just two coppers. --- What to Expect: • Smart & OP MC: Real medical science meets mana logic • Bound by the Oath: Driven by a doctor's code to heal, but refuses to be manipulated • Surgical Payback: Relentlessly hunting down and dismantling the corrupt fools who cause human suffering • Unique System: Progression, biological LitRPG, and anatomical precision, and realistic medical trauma. • ​#No Harem & #No Politics: Focused, character-driven narrative with zero harem tropes or bloated political drama --- ⚠️ A Note on Tone & Expectations: This is not a generic, lighthearted slice-of-life novel. While the story features rich slice-of-life downtime and breathing room between arcs, it is grounded in intense, high-stakes medical drama. The MC is neither a hero nor a villain—he is a ruthless pragmatist. The story alternates between relaxing slice-of-life downtime and high-stakes, dark medical drama. While Rudra desperately wants a peaceful life, his doctor's oath won't let him ignore suffering. Expect real stakes, realistic medical trauma, dark consequences, and zero cheap plot armor. NOTE: ​I am DICHROMAX, the original author and creator of this fiction. Independent cross-publishing started July 1st! Binge where you prefer—chapters are higher here, but Royal Road will be in sync soon!

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"