accidentally impegnated fanfic

While Kirito plays hero and collects plot armor, I somehow end up... living with Asuna? No, this isn't a romantic comedy. And no, I'm not trying to steal anyone's girl. ...It just sort of happened. Probably. If you are a fan of Kirito x Asuna then this story is not for you, so I recommend you turn back. Note: Characters from Steins;Gate and Gate appear from the GGO arc. From the Calibur Traffics arc, characters from Rascal Does Not Dream and Kemurikusa, as well as a few characters from Restaurant to Another World, appear. From the Calibur Crossing arc, several characters from High Score Girl appear. ------------------------- If you’d like to support my work, check out my: patreon.com/Greyhounds

When I woke up as Sakura Haruno in the world of Naruto, I thought I’d just play along, survive the Chunin Exams, maybe get a little stronger, and coast through to the ending. Simple, right? But then it happened— [Ding! Time Rift Authorization: Awakening World-Breaker Protocol] Apparently, my “cheat” wasn’t here to make me stronger. It was here to remake the entire timeline—and if I’m not careful, I might accidentally erase the world in the process. Oops? Now I’m juggling school, secret time-space anomalies, and the fact that a casual sneeze might tear open a dimensional rift. Great. Forget Sasuke. Forget love triangles. This version of Sakura is about to become the most overpowered anomaly the Shinobi World has ever seen. But first… can I survive breakfast with my mom without triggering a paradox?

Izumi Shodai: Something’s wrong. A man actually joined this chat group!? Misaka Misuzu: I get it now. The chat group brought us a son-in-law!! Irisviel: Oh my… but my daughter is only six years old. Tearju: W-waaah… Kaito-san, can you cook? I'm sincerely recruiting a househusband... Sawamura Sayuri: Kaito-san, I’m very rich, but my daughter has some strange hobbies. Can you help me complete them? Kamado Kie: Kaito-san, please help me quickly! My daughter has turned into a Demon! Kaito: Ladies, don’t panic. Let me draw a card first! [Congratulations! You obtained an SS-rank reward: Guardian Deity – Raiden Shogun (Makoto and Ei)] [Congratulations! You obtained an SS-level reward: Abilities of the Geo Archon] [Congratulations! You obtained an EX-level reward: Human Limiter Removed!] --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

"I just wanted to check Ayato's crit stats. That's all. I didn't sign up for world-hopping, slime dodging, or accidentally becoming besties with a blonde girl and her floating emergency food." Allen was your average Genshin-obsessed gamer-with a suspiciously large Nilou folder and a slightly unhealthy obsession with Ayato's artifacts. But when a truck decides to yeet him into another dimension -right as he was mid-build adjustment, mind you-, Allen finds himself in the world of Teyvat... only this time, it's real. No Vision. No Mora. No clue what he's doing. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, his locked phone full of Genshin memes, and a sword he definitely doesn't know how to use, Allen stumbles into an adventure alongside Lumine and Paimon, dodging danger, stirring chaos, and somehow managing to look cool doing it (on accident, of course). Because if fate's going to throw him into this mess? Well. He's going to make it weird.

Satoru thought transmigrating into a comic world would be fun— Until he realized it was an NTR world. Betrayal. Despair. Endless stolen heroines. But Satoru refused to give in. Armed with pure conviction (and maybe a baseball bat), he swore to purify this corrupted land of love! After countless rescues and rewrites of fate, he finally breathed in relief… Only to find dozens of blushing heroines gazing at him with sparkling eyes. “Wait—No! I’m saving you, not seducing you! I’m not that damn blond playboy!!”

Traveling through the world of Fate/stay night, Alex joins Chaldea alongside his childhood sweetheart, Fujimaru Ritsuka. At first, he believes he'll merely follow in Ritsuka’s shadow—but fate has other plans. Unexpectedly, he becomes a member of the Girls' Mutual Aid Skirt Alliance and awakens the mysterious Heroic Spirit Simulator! In the Age of the Greek Gods, Alex completes the Twelve Divine Trials with nothing but his fragile human body, and with sheer mortal strength, he shoots down a wandering planet. He is the one beloved by all the gods— The white moonlight forever etched in Athena’s heart,but a regret she can never touch again. To read more than 260 chapters, please visit p0treon patreon . com/casca02

Rock traverses into the One Piece world. As a Marine, while escorting a criminal, he catches the eye of Celestial Dragon Charlos's palace. “This man is too hot!!! This princess wants him as a slave!” At the critical moment— 【Ding! ‘Pirate God Sign-In System’ officially activated】 【Sign-In Task: Head to the Thousand Sunny and sign in for one night.】 【Task Rewards: Body Recovery Potion x1, Great Grade Blade (21 Works) · Undead, 30 Billion Berries, Perfect-Level Navy Rokushiki · Soru...】 ... Guided by the system, the gravely wounded Rock locates the Thousand Sunny. But that night, he enters the wrong cabin—and the wrong bed! The next day— Nami goes berserk, determined to kill Rock. The Straw Hat crew is stunned, because Rock actually bribes Nami with money! ... The Summit War. When Rock appears, the entire Marine Headquarters is shocked. Seeing Nami, Robin, and others captured due to the Sabaody incident— Rock draws his blade toward all of Marineford: “Release them!” At this moment— Nami and Robin weep: “Rock, save us!” Pirate Empress stares at Rock’s back: “As expected of the man who has deeply captivated me!... This is a Translational Story.

All Uchiha Jinzō wanted was to live forever in the dangerous world of Naruto. Instead, he’s the clan’s biggest embarrassment: a twelve-year-old who failed the ninja exam twice and can’t use even the most basic ninjutsu. Mocked by children, pitied by adults, and written off by his own clan, Jinzō looks destined to remain a footnote in history. But Jinzō has a secret. A “cheating golden finger” — the power of Deduction. With it, he can create techniques and systems beyond imagination… as long as he has the knowledge to build from. Unfortunately, the price of using it is steep, and the results aren’t always what he expects. When his experiments turn his chakra into a bizarre form of inner strength that rejects normal ninjutsu, Jinzō realizes he’s walking a path no Uchiha has ever taken. Stronger body, longer life, unbreakable energy flow — and no way back. As the Third Great Ninja War looms and the fate of the Uchiha clan grows darker, Jinzō decides: “Stop fighting like this — you’ll never kill anyone that way.” He reaches out and seizes the sun, the moon, and the stars. “This will do.” The story of Uchiha Jinzō begins here — with one broken power, one stubborn smile, and the will to rewrite destiny itself.

[Ding, the Perverted System has been successfully bound…] [The host only needs to perform system-approved perverted actions to earn Pervert Points and continuously grow stronger!] Ace, who transmigrated into the Pokémon world, was completely stunned. “Holy crap?!” When it comes to being a pervert, he’s never lost to anyone. “With a system, who the hell still wants to be a Pokémon Master?!” With absolute shameless conviction, Ace declared: “From today onward, I swear to become the greatest pervert in the entire Pokémon world!” [Pokémon] [Queen of Ten Thousand Females – Female Furry] [Starting From Pallet Town] [Invincible]

"Look, look what I found! It's a starving Megumin. We can hire her for a small amount of food and use her as a disposable nuclear warhead." "Oh my goodness, there's a Naruto up there. He can use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, and his killing efficiency is a thousand times better than a Tumugou." "Oh my god, there's even a Mobius! Why don't we invest a little in exchange for her future patents?" "Great Lord! There's also a Tarua of the Reunion Movement here. This is Victoria's Crown Prince. It's time to emulate Lü Buwei." Russell, who joined the chat group, received a reminder—a cheat code that indicates where opportunities lie. However, is the opportunity indicated by his reminder wrong? After a moment's thought, Russell donned his monocle. Now, let's look at the residual value. Visit my patreon to read the next chapters of the book patreon .com / Kazzap