Uma Musume: You Can't Be a Hero Without a Little Chemical Enhancement
My name is Sakikawa Hyuuga. I died by falling face-first into a vat of breakfast porridge. Now that I'm in a new world, all I want to do is slack off and collect a paycheck.
But the goddamn system has other plans. If I fail, I get the "Pelvic Pulverization" complimentary gift set.
Well, screw me. Looks like I don't have a choice.
To save my ass, I have to sign on a horse girl. And this silver-haired girl who's trying to be the next Oguri Cap? She's the perfect pawn.
The People's Hero: (。•́︿•̀。)?
She has the dream, I've got the tech.
She's short on talent? A few shots of my special serum and this pony will be blasting off into hyperspace.
Other trainers run on the power of love. I run on the power of science.
Later, she grabbed my arm, her eyes red, and asked me, "Trainer, can I really become a hero?"
I patted her shoulder, my voice firm and unwavering.
"You have to. What's going to happen to my pelvis if you don't?"
I never wanted to be a hero. But somewhere along the line... I think I might have accidentally turned my horse girl into one for everybody.