funny football story

Sure. A man bet his wife that if his favorite football team won the championship, she would have to cook his favorite meal every day for a month. His wife agreed, thinking his team had no chance. But surprisingly, the team won. His wife, instead of being mad, made a joke out of it. She cooked the meal but added really spicy stuff every day to 'punish' him a little for the bet.

Sure. There was a local football match. One player was about to take a penalty kick. He ran up, but his shoe flew off right as he kicked the ball. The ball went wide, and everyone burst into laughter as he hopped around on one foot trying to find his shoe.

This novel was called " Midfield Master, the Disgraced Genius." It was a novel that was categorized into sports and football. It had relaxing, funny, funny, and football elements. You can read this novel on Qidian Chinese Network. Midfield Master, the Spittled Genius, by Pierre10. The introduction of " The Midfield Master, the Spittled Genius ":" NCIA? Chinese nationality! Are we really going to sign this Zhou Zhen?" "Zhou Zhen, are you submitting your own article to The Sun?" "Zhou Zhen, forget it. You can play as you please." Hurry up and read!

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Well, in my fantasy football league, there was a rather comical incident. There was a rule that if a player on your team scored a touchdown and did a really silly celebration dance, you got extra points. One of the owners, Mike, had a player who was known for his wild dances. During a crucial game, that player scored and did the most outlandish dance ever. Mike was jumping up and down with joy, not just for the touchdown but for the extra points. The whole league was in stitches watching that celebration and it became a memorable story in our fantasy football league.

Recently, in a football game, a substitute player was waiting on the sidelines. He was so eager to get in the game that when the coach finally signaled for him to come on, he ran onto the pitch in the wrong direction. He realized his mistake when he saw the looks on the players' faces. Everyone had a good laugh about it. It was one of those silly moments that make football so interesting.

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At a local football match, a small dog ran onto the field and stole the ball from a player. It started running around with the ball in its mouth while the players chased it. The crowd was in stitches. Eventually, the referee managed to get the ball back and the game continued.

There was a game where a goalkeeper tried to do a fancy trick to clear the ball. He attempted to backheel it out but miscalculated and ended up sitting on the ball. The opposing team's striker was so surprised that he also stopped in his tracks and burst out laughing. It was a hilarious moment that lightened the mood of the whole stadium.

High quality male novels that included jokes and football included: 1. Sports of a Great Country, Author: Still Life JW 2: Ground Football: Ronaldo Thought I Was Helping Him, Author: A Fat Peach 3."I, who only wanted to play football, became a Hollywood male god." Author: You Want a Cayenne 4."Because I was too strong, I was banned from the Olympics." Author: Eight-Colored Cat 5:"The Poorest Premier League Star Player, The Whole Network Begs for Money." Author: Mingming just came. 6:"After I Transmigrated, I Can Only Beat up the National Football Team", Author: Still Life JW 7: Starting from Milan as a center-back, Author: Five in a Summer 8:"Full Level Passing: Lukaku is also fed into Harland", Author: Mixed Noodles with Minced Meat 9:"Cheat, But Azar", Author: Forgive Me 10: Football: What is an all-rounder? Author: Ash Congee You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network. The following is an introduction to these novels: 1.<<Sports of a Great Nation>>: The essence of sports is war in a peaceful era! However, this was a more civilized, reasonable, and legal war. Many people denied this, but they could not deny the special meaning of competition between countries in competitive sports. The new book,"After I Transmigrated, I Can Only Beat up the National Football Team", was worth a glance at! Qqun:(1)208080578--(2)96039458 2:"Ground Football: Ronaldo Thought I Was Helping Him": Ronaldo: Kai, I Thought You Were Helping Me [Deng Kai: In the beginning, I was indeed here to assist you.] C Luo: Then why am I the king of assists? Deng Kai: Because I realized that I seem to be better at carrying than you! Don't be angry, there's nothing bad about being the king of assists. Everyone is saying that you and Xixi are second only to me! C Luo: Messi: Kaka was speechless. Beckham: Look at my flying boots! Da Luo: F * ck you! Xiao Luo: Let's rock together! Zidane: Eat my Iron Head Skill! Neymar: Then let us juniors go? Deng Kai,"They're both ball kings, don't be so restrained!" The music and dance continued on the green field! 3."I, Who Only Wanted to Play Football, Became Hollywood's Male God": This is a hot-blooded story about the rise of an amateur grassroots high school student. Gu Ran was reborn twelve years ago, when he was studying in Southampton. From then on, he started the National Amateur High School Championship, League One, then the English Football League Championship, and then the top clubs in the English Premier League. At the peak of Messi and Ronaldo, they were the three pillars of the competition! To guide the female stars in Hollywood during their most confused period! Wait…Actually, I just want to play football quietly! 4."I Was Banned From The Olympics Because I Was Too Strong", also known as "I Accidentally Wins All The Olympic Gold Medals" Mo Lang, who was bound to the Sports Mythology System. Every time he completed a system mission, not only would he be able to improve his various sports skills, but he would also be able to obtain points to exchange for various sports anime, movies, and even real-life character attributes. Every time he became a legend of a sport, he would also be able to unlock the potential of the human body! [Basketball: He led a basketball team made up entirely of Chinese players and dominated the NBA, becoming a legend in the NBA!] In the Olympics, he even led the national team to defeat their opponents and became the first Olympic basketball champion in China's history! International basketball players: I'm reporting him for using Chinese Kungfu to play basketball! In the end, Mo Lang announced his retirement and joined the soccer team. Football: He led the national football team to the World Cup under everyone's ridicule and became a legend of a generation. He avenged his previous humiliation and raised the prestige of our country! Footballers from all over the world: Table tennis: Foreign players: You guys play by yourselves! In the end, after challenging all the regular sports, Mo Lang had unknowingly won all the gold medals! In the end, the rules of the Olympic Games could not be changed directly. A person could only register for ten sports, and Mo Lang was indirectly banned. However, Mo Lang didn't care at all. Instead, he set his sights on the extreme sports that foreigners were best at. Foreigner: China as Number One! 5."The Poorest Premier League Star Player, The Whole Net Begs for Money": In the 18/19 season of the Premier League, he became an Arsenal youth midfielder. He had accidentally obtained the charity system. He only needed to donate to charity once to obtain a super football talent. Thus, the poorest Premier League star in history appeared. He was photographed by reporters riding a shared bicycle to play a game. They were also photographed snapping up discounted food in London supermarkets. The fans were stunned. "Formula, do you have no money? If you don't have money, we'll crowdfund a luxury car and a mansion for you!" "Brother Fang, why haven't you accepted any endorsements yet? Are you looking down on our fans 'spending power?" ... Until many years later, the five major leagues were full of praise for him. Harland: "He is the most qualified captain I have ever seen. I am honored to work with him. If he can assist me a little more, that would be the best ~" "It's our loss that Paris didn't have him. I feel sorry for the director." Morata: "I envy his legs. If I could, I don't want to be his opponent." Sports Sky: "Formula is the most convincing player after Mero. The Premier League shines even more because of him!" 6:"After transmigrating, I can only beat up the national football team": This luck system probably has a grudge against the national football team. The worse the national football team's results are, the better my luck will be! Once the national football team's results are good, my life will be gone! Then there was no other way. I didn't want to risk my life for Sir Yang. I could only make a "New Chinese Football" to save my life! When I get the luck of the national football team, not only will I beat up the Chinese football team and the men's football team, but I will also beat up the foreigners. This is the "new Chinese football!" "Starting from Milan as a center-back": 2013! The city of Milan was in a precarious situation. Kaka's return still could not rewrite the fate of San Siro. The Rossoneri would usher in a seven-year decline. At this moment… Qin Yun's appearance created a butterfly effect… The chapter that had already been written was flipped again… Qin Yun, who had received Nesta's template at the start of the game, had inexplicably become Kaka and Balotelli's teammate, Maldini's disciple… His enemies hated him to the bone because the defense line he guarded was too difficult to break through. His teammates could not bear to let him go because the defense line he guarded was reassuring. He could snatch, mark, and delay to make up for the defense… Graceful tackle, fierce interception, iron-blooded will... Messi and Ronaldo, who were at their peak, could not do anything about him. The team's savior, the stabilizing needle, the rear defensive iron gate... Everything started from that summer. Forza Milan!!! Forza Milan!!! Forza Milan!!! 8:"Full Level Passing: Lukaku is also fed to Harland": Qin Feng has transmigrated! Qin Feng originally planned to return to Macau to start his life as a tycoon. However, he unexpectedly awakened the system. He had given a pass attribute card at the start of the game, and since then, he had started his legendary life in Everton. Passing the ball to the max? What was that? Lukaku, who was abandoned by Chelsea, came. And this year's Golden Boots of the Year was neither Messi nor Ronaldo. It was actually Lukaku, who made the world exclaim that the Magic Man Buu had come! Kuku had actually started Harland's life! Also, the top scorer in the Europa League was Everton's center back? All kinds of incredible assists and all kinds of satisfying passes! Qin Feng had unexpectedly opened the door to a new world for all the teams that wanted to beat Barcelona in this era of Barcelona's dynasty. It was not just the wealthy families who were crying and begging Qin Feng to join them. Even the Netherlands, France, Germany, and Portugal begged Qin Feng to join them! However! Qin Feng's final choice was… 9:"Cheat, but Azar": This book is also known as "The cycle of mixing and lying is endless, but I will always be the champion" On the 18th of that year, he used the "science fiction film" Azar experience card given by the North Myanmar system to beat up Barcelona. After joining Barcelona, the "science fiction film" instantly turned into a "slide show"! He was cheating, but Azar was still a limited edition Real Madrid. Charles: "Although I play brother's football, mentor's football, receive a huge salary, and my heart is in Real Madrid, I'm a good person." Football: What is an All-rounder? 2010 was the golden age of football. "Dribbling Master, Fancy Master, Striding Meteor, Abandoning Door, Iron Lung, Glass Man…" Lu Feng obtained the superstar entry system, starting with Nottingham Forest. ... Your Lin Huang, the king of the forest! Lingard entered the Forest team twelve years in advance and formed the "Feng Lin" combination with Lu Feng. ... Lu Feng is my idol! Harry Kane: It's my honor to be Lu Feng's teammate. Maguire: My aircraft carrier will escort Lu Feng! Beckham: I think Lu Feng is not only a little worse than me in terms of looks, but also a little worse than me in terms of playing skills. Of course, the first sentence was false, and the second sentence was also false. He was much stronger than me. Messi: "Lu Feng, come to Barcelona, let's form the LMG combination!" I hope you like these novels.