weapons of mass destruction funny story

Bruce obtained the Divine-level Technology System, and embarked on the road to technology powers since then! The first day of school: I can make electromagnetic weapons! Later: I can make steel armor! The kind of Iron Man! Have you ever heard of the electromagnetic railgun? I can make it! Have you ever seen a flying aircraft carrier? I can make it! All kinds of equipment in the science fiction movies were created by Bruce! Looking at the increasingly sullen face of the enemy country, Bruce scoffed. What? Do you still use gunpowder guns? Out-of-date! Your aircraft carrier can't fly? Rubbish! Your soldiers don't have armor to protect them? Isn't that trampled on human life? Getting mad? Is there any solution? The enemy's army was already invincible on the earth! It was like aliens descending!

A world thats rushing towards a dark ending. An slave traveler that yearns for his freedom. A fire that will consume anyone who stays behind. Will he be able to break the chains that bound him and reach the peak or will he just die like a sheep waiting to be slaughter. Wach him rise from the bottom and tries to discover why he came here. To save the world or rush it to that dark ending. This is a story of a traveler

When Arran decides to become a mage, he quickly discovers that magic can be more dangerous than he had ever imagined. Soon, he finds himself hunted for powers he never knew he had. Helped by a mysterious mage with secret motives, he sets off on a journey to escape his enemies. But where will he run? And can he trust his helper? Pursued by mages and monsters alike, he knows there is only one true road to safety: to become stronger than his enemies! ——— Paragon of Destruction is classic fantasy with strong xianxia/xuanhuan influences, lots of action, and a variety of characters from different backgrounds. Release schedule: 1 chapter/day. Content advisory: strong violence, strong language, and some sexual content.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

nick was an ordinary guy , no seriously he was almost boring how normal he was. So one day nick was walking to the store to get him a soda when some drunk driver happened to look away from the wheel and crashed into poor nick,but we all know how this song and dance goes and he gets reincarnated into a fantasy world with cultivation and gods and monsters but the problem is nick only ever wanted to be normal and now he's the most unordinary person alive with a system hellbound to drag him to greatness , kicking and screaming if necessary.well that is until tragedy strikes making him want to become strong. P.S. first real attempt at a system novel let me know how I'm doing thanks! also don't own the picture.

He was supposed to live a quiet life. Elias Clarke is a recessive omega… technically. His heats are rare, his hormones are mild, and his genetic profile is so muted that he could pass for beta. That’s fine with him. At 27, he is halfway through his PhD, teaches engineering part-time, and enjoys the kind of anonymity that keeps him away from the political games of those born with true divine potential. But when his best friend and roommate, Ruoxi Numen, disappears without a trace, Elias becomes the only one asking questions no one wants to answer. Her family, descended from the last god born three hundred years ago, calls it a “private matter.” Her apartment remains untouched, with her jewelry, tablet, and expensive shoes near the door. Then Victor Numen, her older brother who was crippled in a divine accident, reappears in public. Smiling. Watching Elias too closely. Something happened to Ruoxi. And Elias might be the only person who can figure out what.

Seth, a child from a poor village, left his home at the young age of fifteen in search of a goal he had only heard of in some stories. For the sake of this goal he didn’t even completely understand, Seth left behind his family and never really made any companions, friends, or lovers. Struggling for eons, he finally did it. He claimed one of the divine seats, but this was a bittersweet accomplishment. It left him with no further purpose and no one he could share the joy with. While the other Gods were all basking in their power, he fixed his eyes on the only place none dared to step close to. The God’s Tower. The place where even gods could die and where his new journey would begin anew.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

"It was never meant to be a simple game. After all, Gods don't play games. They play with the lives of people." Hikari, the VRMMORPG created by the leading tech companies of the world was launched in 2069. The game soon grew big and started controlling major sections of the world. It became something more than just a game. Zack was someone who was stuck with an unfortunate artifact that only allowed him to heal himself. But when he died inside the game, the same artifact lead to him being able to move back in time. Armed with the knowledge and experience, Zack will rise again and get the title of the weapons master. The one who wields the strongest weapons in both the game and real life. ------ Server: https://discord.gg/TXwtUHQfnf my discord id: blackflamer dm for cover removal Disclaimer: The Earth in the novel is different from our earth.

Greg Greyson once known as The Warhammer Saint was the most feared and respected blacksmith of his era. His blades could split mountains, and his armors could defy gods... until his final "perfect weapon" exploded, taking him with it. When he opens his eyes, Greg finds himself reincarnated into a world of systems, adventurers, and monsters. The gods grant him the [Blacksmith System], expecting him to once again craft instruments of war. But Greg refuses. "No more swords. I'm done making things that kill." Instead, he dedicates himself to peace by forging absurd creations like, a Holy Hoe that can till mountains, a Blessed Frying Pan that deflects dragon fire, a Dancing Armor that forces its wearer to waltz, and a Tea Kettle of Eternal Comfort, worshiped by nobles and spirits alike. Ironically, his system keeps rating his ridiculous works as SSS-Rank, turning him into a living legend and an accidental heartthrob. Now, surrounded by eccentric heroines drawn to his strange ideals, Greg just wants a quiet life in his countryside workshop... if only they'd stop turning it into a war zone of love. ------------------------------------------------- NO NTR! NO YURI! Every girl has their own focus story in different arc so stay tuned about it, and I know the early pace has a lot of comedy but there's still some huge heartbreaking conflict! And yes the MC will Smith again throughout every arc because of his character development Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7