aziraphale is incredibly smart fanfic

It all began with a dark room, a hooting owl, and a letter in front of me. The room had no features I could parse. The owl was motley brown. The letter looked handwritten in a really difficult cursive. My room was gone. My surroundings were gone. The letter itself glowed with a light of its own, and the contents seemed to shift under my sight. HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY ******************************** THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL NOVEL. THIS IS COPY. ORIGINAL : https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/umbrus-shade-the-incredibly-annoyed-ravenclaw-harry-potter-si.48980/reader/

Xia Li was just an ordinary resident of Konoha—no special bloodline, no prestigious lineage, and no remarkable background. Yet, he was determined to see how far he could rise in this world, relying solely on his own abilities. (Here, “ordinary” refers only to his bloodline and family background, not his talent. That’s why the full title of this story could be phrased as: “Naruto: This Genius—Extraordinarily Talented in Every Way, Yet Quite Ordinary (Without a Special Bloodline or Prestigious Background).”)

Hi all, this is just a repost of the fanfic. All credits go to the author of the fanfic, ShadeNight123, and to JKR for the original HP. I plan on posting from Year 4 arc up, and after I post those, I plan on going back and adding the first 3 arcs. But I have put the link for the first 3 arcs below. Here is a link for the first 3 Years arc, props to Freak56 for reposting and introducing me to this amazing fanfic: https://www.webnovel.com/book/***do-not-read-***_11104277206257105 I'll say it again, this is by no means my work. Please do not accuse me of plagiarism as I am just reposting it on Webnovels, nothing more, nothing less.

[Crack-fic] [Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Warning: Characters might be totally OOC] I got reincarnated into the world of Naruto. But here’s the kicker: I turned into Uzumaki Mizuna—Lady Mito's younger brother—a guy who wasn't even supposed to exist in the canon! Madara: "Hashirama! Do you want to dance too?!" Hashirama: "Then crank the volume up to eleven! Madara!" Immediately after, the two of them whipped out their smartphones and launched the Naruto mobile game to 1v1 each other... This world is messed up: Tsunade is absolutely jacked like a bodybuilder? Jiraiya is actually the Ninja World's #1 best-selling author! Orochimaru is trying to scientifically ascend to godhood? Minato became Hokage just by being the world's fastest food delivery guy? Shino has started breeding mutant parasites? Hinata has gone full-blown Yandere for Naruto? Sakura is basically the Armored Titan with a split personality? Sasuke... needs a safeword? Obito stays up late staring blankly at photos of Kakashi? Kakashi finally has decent Chakra reserves for once? Danzo... [Text cuts off]

Reincarnated in MHA with no Meta knowledge. Lt Aoi Kobayashi must navigate this dystopian future world of Heros and Villains and Anime logic."

Kim Lee is nobody special. He was a student with some good comprehension. Transmigrated to the world of the Avatar,just after The 100 Years War has ended. He found himself lost in a world that he doesn't know much about. but thanks to the help of a lot of people, he slowly found his place in this world... not. "I AM THE AVATAR!!!" -a day later. "...I'm not the avatar.." He is naturally curious about everything with a penchant of figuring things out. Likes to think that he is trying to be kinder,when possible. But at the same time when comes with other thing, he slow as a snail. This is his story of him satisfying his curiosity, learning about his abilities that make him special to this world.

Do you agree with the statement: "You have to first learn to love yourself again before you can truly break the cycle of abuse"? Options: Yes, I completely agree—self-love is essential to breaking the cycle. I somewhat agree, but I think other factors are just as important. I’m not sure—I need to think more about it. No, I believe healing can happen without self-love. I don’t understand what this means. Shaka Senghor, who spent 19 years in prison for second-degree murder, wrote: “I had to learn to forgive myself before I could even think about asking for forgiveness from those I hurt. Until I did, I kept repeating the same patterns, hurting myself and others.”

Rashed, a former human from Earth, awakens in the chaotic world of One Piece, with nothing but his sharp mind and an otherworldly system known as the Efficient System. Unlike any other power, the Efficient System grants him the ability to maximize his strength and abilities through efficiency. The more precise and effective his actions are, the more power he can harness from the system—whether it’s refining combat skills, exploiting loopholes in the world’s laws, or using his environment to his advantage. Rashed has no desire for the flashy, overwhelming powers of typical warriors. What truly irks him is those who possess **overpowered abilities but lack the wisdom or ingenuity to truly master them. With a sharp, critical mind, Rashed sets out to not only hone his physical strength but to become the most efficient version of himself. He studies his foes meticulously, focusing on how their strengths can be neutralized or turned against them. For Rashed, overwhelming force isn’t the solution—efficiency and precision are. As he traverses the East Blue, Rashed encounters numerous pirates, bounty hunters, and corrupt organizations. Utilizing his vast knowledge from Earth, he applies modern warfare tactics, employing ambushes, psychological warfare, and strategic manipulation to defeat enemies far stronger than him. His methods are unorthodox, finding clever loopholes in his system and making use of the environment in ways others wouldn’t even think of. He treats each battle as a chess game, where one small mistake can spell his end—or his opponent's. Though he is careful to remain hidden under the alias of Shadow, Rashed’s efficiency attracts the attention of some powerful figures. His reputation grows, though no one knows his true face. His only goal is to build his power and knowledge to a level that will allow him to take on even the most fearsome foes #No_harem #No_simping #showing hypocritical behavior of world government and marines to the world.

Maya can't believe she was able to luck out with finding a roommate who is a nice guy, shares her sense of humor and works in one of the few professions that might just have crazier hours than she does. Andrew agreed with all her conditions and the only thing she had to agree to was not eating bad Italian food at home or sleeping with his sister? She thinks it couldn't possibly be any easier. That is, until she actually meets Carina DeLuca. Then she's wondering if this whole thing was a terrible idea from the start. ++++++++++++++++ **Chapters 1-18 are the main fic, all following chapters are one shots in the same storyline.**

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...