funny skeleton stories

While they mine for gold, I dig graves. While they use healing ointment, I munch on graveyard grass. While they take Mana Potions, I light incense and candles. While they meditate to recover, I rest in a coffin, While they attack with magic, I retaliate by tossing paper money. ... Let's see how a skeleton turns the tables in an online game, stirring up chaos to become the ultimate boss!

A thousand years after the Undead Empire vanished, the little skeleton who used to farm was still tending to his fields, until the summoning portal reopened. "Are you guys hungry? I’ve been farming for a thousand years and have stored a tiny bit of food." "Have these fields been deserted? Can I plant things?" "The princess's city on the hill doesn’t allow farming? Then never mind, I won't go." "They want to tax me but won't let me farm? Wipe them out!"

As demons invade, humans gain the ability to awaken professions, struggling to survive in blood and fire. Fang Zhou awakens the profession of Undead Mage, with almost no path forward, but fortunately, he still has a skeleton clone equipped with an attribute panel.

Imagine being murdered on your way home to your girlfriend, only to have your soul stolen and handed over to the Demon King as an offering for goods. Could it get any worse? This is the story of a man cursed with a skeleton body, now working alongside the Demon King to unravel the mystery of his new existence. As he navigates this dark new world, he discovers the twelve universes that govern humanity, encountering both allies and enemies along the way. Struggling to regain his humanity, he must master his newfound powers and survive the dangerous politics of the 12 universes. Can he uncover the truth behind his transformation and reclaim his soul, or will he fall to the darkness threatening to consume him? - (1) Castle = custom character that will be blended into the story, art work will be created (5 custom characters so far) (150) PowerStones weekly = Bonus Chapter Golden Tickets = You get to create the power of a world Live discussions on my Discord server: https://discord.gg/nfl/

When Lu Wu opened his eyes, he found that the world had changed completely. The world before him did not have fancy magic, nor ultimate Dou Qi. What it had were summoners that form contracts with summoned beasts. And coincidentally, he was such a summoner, although not a professional one, and his first summoned beast was a piece of crap. But that was fine, because he also had a golden finger!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

When he woke up, he found that he had become the lowest level skeleton soldier? And surrounded by a group of cannon fodder skeletons with the same attribute panel as himself! Current Lv1! It took him some time to accept the fact. Francis rushed into the pile of skeletons and tried to attack the unconscious skeletons with his fists, and failed! Well, can only pick up the thigh bone dropped by some brother on the ground, a hammer down, and knocked over a skeleton soldier even thinner than himself. Upgrade, from the bullying of the weak! Swallowed the ghost fire in the skull of the small skeleton soldier, the panel changed, experience point+1! Brush monsters along the way! Unlock the skill Slave's Rope! Looked at the panel of the skeleton in front of him and received it under his command with tears. What? The host can share half of the earnings of the undead? You can enslave a stronger character than yourself by willpower crushing? That must not be crazy slavery! The rapidly upgrading Francis went on a killing spree! He didn't want to be the lowest level of cannon fodder! Devouring, enslaving, never stopping The bodies and wills of the undead pave the way to the supreme skeleton king!

In the magical world of Terra, a long-dormant skeleton summon reawakens. Once bound to a demi-god hero of the Lux Kingdom, the skeleton fell inactive after his master's betrayal and death. Now, he rises in a world both familiar and strange, driven by his master's final command: to destroy those who betrayed him, even if it means annihilating the world. As he awakens, a cold voice echoes in his mind: [System activating]. This system, a remnant of his former master's power, bestows new abilities and unlocks ancient mysteries. Yet, the skeleton harbors a powerful identity from his past that contradicts his master's wishes. Caught between his master's vengeful legacy and his own true self, he must navigate a transformed world where ancient grudges and new alliances shape the fate of Terra, not to mention the impending 'exitium'. Prepare for a tale of magic, vengeance, and identity in a world on the brink of chaos.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

# petbeast I, Zhou Mingrui, transmigrated to an alternate world and became an ordinary little skeleton. I received a system at the start which made me more powerful whenever I killed an enemy. I can draw the health, mana, and other stats from the dead. Every 10 levels, I can also awaken a talent. Level 10: The Book of the Dead. All incantation time for Undead Spells is shortened by half, and their effects are increased twofold. Level 20: Skeleton Armor. Build weapons and armor that are suitable for the user using skeletons. Weapons can be upgraded when the user's level increases, while the armor can be upgraded to increase its immunity against all negative effects. Level 30: Soul Summoning From River Lethe. The user can summon dark creatures. The maximum number of summons increase with the user's level. The summoned creatures' stats are increased significantly. … I, Yan Wuyue, leader of the human. I am crowned the [Goddess of Savior] by the people of this world. I reincarnated 30 years before the apocalypse. I have to get stronger in order to change history and save humanity. So, my initial summon monster is extremely important. I thought I could sign a contract with a dragon, a phoenix, an angel, or some other creature from the ancient myths. But when that ordinary, unassuming little skeleton fell from the sky… I was plunged into despair. Even the most ordinary sorcerer could summon a ton of these things with a wave of his hand!