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Yun Ran, the successor of Qingfeng View, accidentally got transmigrated into a book due to a blunder. Even more speechlessly, she ended up as a character destined to die early. As the heiress of a wealthy family, not only was her luck and destiny stolen, despised by the heavens, but she was also backstabbed by her own mother, who is the female protagonist, becoming a stepping stone for the male and female leads' happily ever after - absolutely used as a tool. Faced with a disastrous start: No panic, she could simply revert to her old job, setting up a stall for fortune-telling - first three fortunes free, don't miss out as you pass by~ Facing injustice and evil: Little ones, take this, descend heavenly thunder! Open the gates of hell! No petty person shall overpower me, all retreat!!! Facing random strikes of heavenly thunder: Hehe, can’t touch me; ancestors, someone is bullying me, come save me~~~ Merely running a fortune-telling stall, casually saving people, occasionally undertaking tasks for some hard-earned money, she caused evil cultivators to flee, broke her peers’ defenses, and made wealthy families wary. Everyone heard that Yun Ran had a backing, the Xie family's notorious young master who 'kills people and is short-lived'. Some resentful and envious people kept waiting and waiting, not only did they fail to see Yun Ran meet her demise, nor the young master Xie pass away, but they witnessed Yun Ran amassing boundless merits, firmly sitting on the throne as the number one person in the mystic sect. And that Mr. Xie, unknowingly picked up the habit of making fortune bursts, remarkably living a long life through sheer spending.

Four years ago, after a night of drunkenness, she had a relationship with a stranger and fled in panic upon waking up. Four years later, she returns with a soft, cute little bun by her side. "Bad uncle, you're not allowed to bully my mommy!" The man looked at the little bun, who was not even tall enough to reach his waist, and gave a charming smile. "Shouldn't you ask your mommy why you look exactly like me?"

Lu Heng traversed to a parallel world and acquired the Celestial Destiny System, launching online live streams. A certain platform's outdoor streamer: "Could you help name my unborn child?" "My friend, you're wearing a green hat. The child has another father!" "Master, I have a goddess with whom I've had an online relationship for three years. How is this romance going to turn out?" "Your goddess is actually the old woman next door!"

Transmigrating into a Cultivation World full of crises, Shi Nian just wants to lie flat and survive until she dies of old age. However... Why do the fellow disciples around her all seem a bit off? The aloof senior sister is a vicious supporting female character, and in the end, her own partner extracts her soul and peels her bones just to save a mortal woman. The gentle second senior brother is a tragic character; his childhood sweetheart fiancée claims she and a poor boy are true love, and eventually, that poor boy breaks in and cripples second senior brother's cultivation. The cold third senior brother is obsessed with swordsmanship and has eyes only for that, but the female lead clings to him obsessively, saying she loves only him. The male lead is jealous because of this, and third senior brother is schemed against and dies pierced by thousands of arrows. The kind junior sister saves a tiger demon, who professes admiration for her, but in the blink of an eye, throws her into the Abyss for the sake of the female lead, causing her to fall into demonhood, ultimately dying tragically under the Righteous sword. Shi Nian is shocked to realize she has transmigrated into four books at once. And all her fellow disciples are the villains in the books... When a group of protagonists righteously come knocking on the door. Shi Nian, who has been lying flat all this time, suddenly realizes. Huh? When did she become invincible?

(gadis) Namanya gadis. Namun Nama anggun yang disemat kan dengan doa agar anak gadis ini akan menjadi anak gadis anggun dan penurut tak teramini olehnya. Kehidupan terlalu menyesakkan untuk nya. Berada di dalam sebuah keluarga yang tak mendukung pilihan hidupnya tak menjadikannya menyerah. Sifat nya yang keras membawanya kepada kehidupan yang diluar dugaannya. Pergi jauh untuk lari dari kenyataan seakan menjadisebuah kebiasaan. Hingga suatu saat ia bertemu dengan seseorang yang membuatnya tak bisa berlari lagi seseorang yang seharusnya ia hindari (Alya) Seorang wanita moderne yang takpernah merasakan kesusahan dalam hidupnya. Lahir dari keluarga kaya Berpenampilan selalu modis apapun yang ia mau selalu di beri oleh ayah nya karena ia anak semata wayang dan ayahnya tak pernah menikah lagi semenjak ibunya wafat. Alya mungkin punya segalanya kecuali tempat untuk bergantung sampai suatu saat takdir mempertemukan nya dengan gadis. Alya mulai memiliki tempat berkeluh kesah dan bermanja. Gadis baginya ibarat kakak, ibu , teman bahkan pelindung dan dia sangat menyadari itu. Dia takan pernah melepaskan gadis

Transmigrating into a parallel world, a Mystic Technique Master becomes Su Nian—the young lady of a prestigious family. Su Nian has a small goal, which is to earn one hundred million through live streaming! A love-brained young lady says, “My boyfriend loves me so much. He won’t even let me lift a finger!” Su Nian smiles sweetly. “Sweetie, I suggest you check your storage room. Your dear boyfriend is hiding a human head in there~” The eldest daughter who has been mistreated for years at home cries, “Ever since we were kids, my parents have always favored my younger sister. Now they even want me to marry the cripple from the neighboring village. We’re both their daughters—why is the difference so huge?!” Su Nian tilts her head. “Sweetie, I suggest you get a DNA test.” A cheating scumbag who’s juggling two relationships panics, “My wife and my girlfriend disappeared overnight. I suspect my wife killed my girlfriend!” Su Nian reassures him calmly. “Sweetie, don’t worry. They just went abroad together for a sweet vacation.” One day, while Su Nian is happily live streaming, a notification suddenly pops up in her room: [International CEO requests to connect] Su Nian looks at the screen and says sincerely, “Sweetie, you’re about to become completely broke—without a single penny to your name.” The live stream explodes! “Is this the legendary man whose wealth rivals a nation?” “Richest Man, run! This woman’s mouth is blessed!” “Richest Man, feel free to go bankrupt. We’ll definitely miss you…”

Jiang Cheng, a translator proficient in five languages, finds herself inside a book. In the book, the original protagonist's parents are deceased, and she is tricked into the Lin Family, where she works hard for three years under the title of elder sister-in-law. Three years later, her fiancé returns with the female lead whom he has married. The original protagonist is manipulated by the Lin Family into becoming their goddess daughter and continues to work hard. When the male and female leads face difficulties in starting their business, she is... Upon reading this, Jiang Cheng feels that a hundred "pah" are insufficient to quell her indignation. Once inside the book, Jiang Cheng carefully plots and ingeniously sets up a fake diary to tear down the Lin Family's facade. Assuming the persona of Jiang the Rebuker, she steps in directly. "All the abacuses in the world have been perfected by your Lin Family!" "Talking money harms feelings; without talking money, how do I know you have feelings!" "I am young; you are too old. There's a high probability you won't live to see me succeed. Have a good journey." Years later, Jiang Cheng, once seen by others as a weak and naive scapegoat, has transformed into an outstanding translator, offering her expertise to major factories to translate imported equipment, providing strategies, and becoming a prominent figure in the industry. With the most polite language, she delivers the most powerful statements and reaps the most foreign exchange. Meanwhile, the male and female leads, crushed by life, huddle in a cramped rented room, clutching a newspaper, watching Jiang Cheng, whose demeanor and appearance are exceptional, advance even further. At this moment, they are not even qualified to be envious. * Jiang Cheng walks out of the airport and spots the tall Shen Que from afar. As her smile blossoms, she is suddenly embraced by two people. "Sister-in-law, I've missed you so much!" "Sister-in-law, you're finally back!" Shen Que, who is pushed aside from afar, wordlessly reaches out and pulls Shen Xing and Shen Yue away, saying, "She's my wife." Shen Xing and Shen Yue say in unison, "Hello, brother-in-law!"

Jiang Tong was a person who had no tomorrow. She was stuck in an endless loop, repeating the same day, 4th April of the year 2022. From the initial excitement up until despair, Jiang Tong had tried everything to escape. She killed herself countless times, using different methods, but she would always wake up on the day of 4th April 2022. To pass her unlimited time, she learned more than a thousand and three hundred skills. From languages, to shooting skills, culinary skills, performing arts, etc. Jiang Tong learned everything imaginable. She enjoyed the excitement and hotblooded fights brought about by wrestling; she enjoyed the speed and thrill brought about by car racing; the pleasure of seducing and tasting all kinds of handsome men; the therapeutic sensations of playing various instruments. No matter how much trouble she got into, when it got to four in the morning, she would suddenly fall asleep and wake up on the morning of 4th April. Until… After countless trials and errors, she finally managed to bed Z City’s most dignified but also the weakest young master, Ji Lanzhou. Ji Lanzhou was the Ji family’s youngest young master. Due to his frail body, he was the apple of the Ji family’s eye. No one in Z City dared to mess with him. But Jiang Tong didn’t care because she would have to relive this day again tomorrow. Yet… When dawn came, Jiang Tong was shocked to find Ji Lanzhou sleeping on her bed when she opened her eyes. The man even looked pale from having overexerted himself. Jiang Tong was delighted! She looked at her phone, and the date showed 5th April, 2022! After five hundred years, more than a hundred and eighty days, she was finally out of the loop! Ji Lanzhou woke up to see Jiang Tong laughing and crying like a mad woman. He pursed his pale lips and said, “Liar.” Jiang Tong raised an eyebrow. “It was an accident, Sweetie. So now I have to run for my life.” Ji Lanzhou was baffled.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Wang Yue crossed over to a parallel world and was forcibly bound by the system to inherit a fortune-telling shop. "This damn system has been stuck at 99.99% for two years. Do I really have to give up?"