hermione has witty comebacks fanfiction

This time, the soul-transferred Naruto no longer worries about his lineage and ignores those strange looks, binding himself to the 'Take It Easy System'. [Option 1: Pursue Sakura. Reward: S-Rank Ninjutsu.] [Option 2: Pursue Hinata, avoid ten years of detours. Reward: Kyubi’s approval (you can use Kyubi’s Chakra at will)] Is that even a question? Naruto decisively chooses Hinata. Naruto fishes by the river, and Mizuki suddenly appears. Mizuki: "Naruto, do you want to become stronger?" [Option 1: Refuse Mizuki’s invitation and tell him to get lost. Reward: Full level Fishing Mastery.] [Option 2: Accept Mizuki’s invitation and steal the Scroll of Seals. Reward: Impure World Reincarnation (Incomplete)] Naruto: Is there even a choice? Sandaime Hokage: "Where tree leaves dance... one shall find flames... the fire's shadow will illuminate the village... and once again tree leaves shall bud anew." Naruto: "Smooth!" --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are advanced chapters there

The small white balls flew towards me like sharp arrows. On the strike zone, the boy raised his bat high, facing the flying baseball, and whizzed out. This is the story of a baseball boy chasing his dream of Koshien! This is also the story of a relief pitcher who welcomes a new student in high school!

At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it

In the year 1522 two months after Luffy come out of the sea, a sleeping giant is discovered accidentally by Robin. With his awakening, everything that he prepared start to appear one by one, the diary he use to have back then start to appear everywhere and the thousand years of history is finally reveal. But with the thing he change in the distant past, everything in the future change. The Seven Archon The God Seed The Twelve Mystic Weapon The Library of Heaven's Path Every strange thing start to appear, all hidden monster start to awake, the True Divine Throne finally appear. With the appearance of the Transmigrate Person, huge change happen in the Pirate World, is it good or bad? No one can answer, but the great change will bring huge opportunity to anyone who are fated.

[Slice of life + light and relaxed + no romance + slight comedy + no system] A typical cheerful little orphan—well, now a grown-up—has finally been adopted. But suddenly, he wakes up to find himself transmigrated into the Naruto world... And what's more, he's in the body of an orphan... with a rare Kekkei Genkai? Wait, is this not just any random orphan? He’s actually the baby that Sakumo personally brought back—the one who narrowly escaped death. And he seems to be a descendant of the Yuki clan, with a mysterious pair of ice-cold hands that can freeze anything he touches. Even the Third Hokage doesn’t know how to handle him, and ends up sending him to the orphanage! Being born in the world of Naruto, with Danzo lurking in the shadows, Orochimaru always scheming, and countless kids dying just to serve as a vessel for the Nine-Tails… Then who the hell am I?! Fine, fine. Let’s stay away from Danzo and those lunatics. No matter what, I can’t let them get their hands on me. I’ll quietly grow up and live a normal life. System? Where’s my system? Hello? No system? Fine then! I’ll rise to the top with my own two hands! .... 邪恶的志村小鬼，竟然拥有冰遁 (T/N: A really popular fanfic on Chinese sites, with a rating of 9.2 out of 10, the fanfic is better than the synopsis shows, so I ask you to check it out and leave your feedback so that others can understand whether it's worth their time.)

(Comprehensive anime + multiple heroines + plagiarism, Oregairu, The Heroine of Nowhere, Kaguya-sama: Love is War, Lonely Rock, I Can See, Kashi-sama, Can’t Study Together, The Quintessential Quintuplets...) What should I do if I travel through time and space and become a fat otaku? Masao Tanaka was extremely desperate. He had traveled through time. It would have been fine if his name and family were strangers, and it would have been fine if he hadn't been given a handsome face. But why did he become a typical fat otaku like someone from an anime? Fortunately, there is a system, but why is this system called the [Degenerate System]? ······ Yukinoshita Yukino: "It's really uncomfortable to be with Tanaka Jun." Ying Lili: "You are a guy whose head is full of pornographic garbage. Come up with a new plot for me!" Kasumigaoka Utaha: "I never thought that the person who wrote such a sweet novel would be you, Fat Otaku." Yotsuya Miko: "Tanaka, help me, just destroy the evil spirits and let me..." Fujiwara Chika: "Tanaka is really cute." Goto Ichiri: "Tanaka, best friend." ······

On the day Ash became a Pokémon Trainer, a chat group arrived, filled with his parallel selves! Champion Ash: Pokémon can't be left alone; they need to be properly nourished and trained according to specific guidelines. Aura Hero Ash: That's not how you catch Pokémon. You have to hit them hard and beat them until they accept you. Breeder Ash: Tame Pokémon with food, breed them with food. Tactician Ash: Do you know how to play against them? Do you know how to rotate? Can you form a weather team? Can you defend against poison? Step aside, it's my turn. ... Rejoice! He possesses all of Ash's innate abilities, transcending time and space to become the almighty Trainer! Now before you stands the Almighty King—Ash! THIS IS A TRANSLATION. Support Me at Pat Reon 40 Advanced chapters at: [email protected]/AVRKingsTL Replace @ with a. Image is not Mine.

Yu Jin, who once ascended as the Elden Lord, accidentally crossed into the continent of Teyvat. After a lifetime of endless battles, blood, and fire, he put down his sword for the very first time. What’s this? A glowing fruit at sunset? …Eat it. What’s that? A Fatui agent lurking around? …Poke it. And these? Just normal people? …Kiss them. For someone who only knew how to swing a blade, Teyvat opened a whole new path of discovery—food, chaos, friendship, and perhaps even love. But Yu Jin soon realized: The sword is not only for killing… in this world, it may hold far more wonderful uses. --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

Just because he said something funny when his wife was cosplaying Xiao Wu, Qi Lin's soul was transported to Douluo Continent the next second. Since then, Douluo Continent has become strange because of Qi Lin's arrival. Xiao Wu, who had just left the Star Dou Forest, came to Qi Lin's home and was adopted by his parents. The Tianmeng ice silkworm imprisoned at the bottom of the Lake of Life was accidentally caught in a space storm and eventually became Qi Lin's wisdom soul ring. Tang Hao, who had been decadent for several years, was blinded by Bibi Dong because his identity was exposed. ... Many years passed, and Qi Lin suddenly came to his senses as he watched the girls appearing around him one after another. What else can the love-brained mainland talk about if not love? As for the rest, let fate decide! Now - please listen to the voice of destiny!

Description: [Pokémon · Power Fantasy · System · Transmigrator · Multiverse Crossover] Ding—Newcomer Gift Pack activated. You have obtained the Minato Namikaze Package: Rasengan · Shadow Clones · Flying Thunder God · Sage Mode. After dying unexpectedly, Aaron is reborn in a Pokémon world and awakens a System that grants abilities from other universes—Naruto, One Piece, Fairy Tail, and more. Starting with Greninja and expanding his team along the way, his Pokémon gain powers that should not exist, pushing battles beyond evolution, biology, and common sense. A system-blessed trainer is rising—and the Pokémon world will never be the same again. This is a fan translation of 精灵：我的忍蛙会仙人模式飞雷神 by 长亭酒一瓢. Please consider supporting the original author if you can.