funny bernese mountain dog stories

Lin Dong, who has mastered both the divine medical arts and martial arts, has traveled from the mountains to the city. With divine medical arts in his left hand and unbeatable martial arts in his right, he roams freely in the city.

The Xiao family, known as the poorest amongst the mountaineers had just spent all their savings as dowry for a daughter-in-law, who was disfigured, dark, skinny, and mute. Mocked as the ugliest bride within miles, she eventually had enough of a life in poverty and escaped, only to fall in the hands of rogues who murdered her. When she opened her eyes again, her soul was now that of a killer's, and her disfigurement was healed while her unhealthily tanned skin was now fair as day.... And she could also talk! As she became the most beautiful bride. Villagers kept their distance from the Xiao family, claiming that they were jinxes. But despite her poverty, the bride was fortunate to have a loyal mountaineer husband who spoiled her to bits. Hence, the bride guided her husband to riches, buying farms and tending to them diligently, while starting a family to gain riches through blood and sweat.

Apprentice, go down the mountain and seek your senior sister, let her teach you the art of bone-setting and to promote Taoist magic. Chu Yi's wish was finally fulfilled, girls! Here I come! It's just that...

Zhouzhou was born with a lack of fortune, and after eating the Taoist temple into bankruptcy, she was finally driven down the mountain to beg for food. But inadvertently, she found a long-term source of sustenance. After adopting little Zhou Zhou, Madam Qin immediately sent a message to her youngest son, "Look, you have a daughter!" Qin Lie, who was supposed to be delighted at becoming a father, remained expressionless and said, "Send her away." The young tyrants of the Qin family, who were supposed to be happy about having a little sister, looked disdainful and said, "We don't want her. She only knows how to cry, not fun at all." Even the Qin family's arch-enemies were eagerly waiting to see Zhouzhou bankrupt the Qin family. However, Qin Lie signed contracts every day until his hands were sore, and the Qin family thrived, securing their position as the wealthiest family. Even the crippled seventh brother of the Qin family became able to run and jump. At a banquet, the young tyrants of the Qin family surrounded Zhouzhou, trying to please her. "Sister, we'll give you all the delicious food!" "Sister, what kind of story do you want to hear today? Brother will tell you!" Qin Lie walked straight over, picked up the little girl, and glanced coldly at his nephews, declaring ownership, "She's my daughter!"

Chen Yuan transmigrated and became a Mountain Patrol Military Officer. The eight hundred miles of Langdang Mountain is his pasture. Unfortunately, the Great Qian Dynasty is in its final years, with its fate collapsing. Demonic disasters plague the land, bringing devastation to all living beings. The human world becomes a battleground, entering the mortal realm to face calamities. Monstrous beings and malevolent spirits take the stage, disrupting the martial world. Chen Yuan, armed with the Tiger Talisman for Mountain Moving, patrols on behalf of heaven, cutting down mountains and destroying temples. In the eight hundred miles of Langdang Mountain, demons and monsters shall not appear!

Ye Fei unintentionally stumbled upon the village chief embroiled in some scandalous affair, but who would have thought he would overhear the village chief's son plotting something sinister against his own sister-in-law? Amidst the quarrel, Ye Fei inherited the ancestral legacy, and from that moment on, his left hand possessed the medical skills to save lives, while his right hand wielded martial arts to cut down enemies! To protect his sister-in-law, Ye Fei braved all hardships, leading the villagers to build wealth and strive for prosperity!

Zhang Xiaowei met with setbacks, and in utter despair, he returned to his rural hometown. He happened to see his sister-in-law being bullied and was accidentally injured while standing up for her. Unwittingly, this misfortune became a blessing as he received a heaven-defying inheritance, and from then on, luxury cars, villas, beautiful women, and money came to him with just a wave of his hand.

In the year 4223, the Spirit Sword Sect was established in the Nine Regions. For thousands of years, it has always been committed to producing first class talented immortal cultivators. Nowadays, it is among the five great sects within the Union of Ten Thousand Immortals. The sect leader, Daoist Master Feng Yin, is one of the seven great elders of the Union Of Ten Thousand Immortals; his cultivation shocked the world. Spirit Sword Sect adhered to subjects of peace and development. The sect’s core values are seeking the truth, seeking the good, and seeking the loyalty. To further expand the power of the sect and to add fresh blood, all elites and geniuses are invited to attend the Immortal Gathering. ------ Release Rate: 5 Chapters/Week; will be released on Mon, Wed, Fri and Weekend;

Qin Yue has transmigrated back to 2003 and his new body boasts top-tier basketball talents. However, thanks to the former owner of this body, he now weighs more than 180 kilograms. Before reaching the full potential of this body, he needs to lose a large amount of weight. With the help of his System, this is not a mission impossible. "Please complete the initial task to activate the system. [Initial Task]: Wanting to enter the NBA and make a name, the fat on your body has clearly become your biggest obstacle now. Now, you need to implement a reasonable weight loss plan to open the path to the NBA. Task Completion Requirement: Successfully bring the weight under 120 kilograms. Task Completion Reward: Activation of Mountain Peak System."

Chen Ku wakes up to find himself a hardworking herbalist in Snake Fish Town. Fortunately, he possesses the Transformation Diagram in his mind. "All that is detrimental to me is Evil Qi, which can be slain to obtain Evil Qi and used to achieve the Seventy-Two Transformations." "[Proceed with Skinny Dog Transformation?]" "Transform!"