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The Duke's Passion

The Duke's Passion

[ MAIN STORY COMPLETED ] In the Heart’s Kingdom, a kingdom where vampires reign and humans were nothing but livestock, Lilou, a peasant, found herself being preyed upon by the worst maniacal vampire of his kind. However, as terrifying as what he addressed her as his ‘reserved meal’, this vampire also called her his bride! Except: My eyes brood with fear, gazing at the still-beating heart in his hand. “My Lord, pardon me but… is this the bloody proof you promised to show me?” I asked, my voice shook as I gulped down whilst struggling my trembling knees from giving away. “Mhm… do you now believe I’m good at capturing hearts?” The silver-haired man, bearing those menacing pair of deep crimson eyes stared proudly at me after a nod. I gasped when he clenched his hand and squeezed the fresh heart to smithereens. “Yes, milord. You’re good at it, literally.” I’m mortified, watching the pieces of the heart fall as he approached. His every step made me take a step back until my back reached a solid pillar. “Huh,” Samael chuckled briefly, stopping in front of me. His long, pointy nails that were covered with blood traced my elbow down to my hand. Gently, he clipped my forefinger in between his, guiding it before his lips. “Did I pass your test, though?” He asked, the sharp tip of his nail playing over the tip of my finger. I stared at his penetrating gaze as I reluctantly answered, “Barely.” He smirked, nodding in satisfaction before he pressed his nail on the tip of my forefinger that was quick to produce a drop of blood. “Such sweet aroma.” He whispered, placing my bleeding finger in his mouth and licking it with passion. His menacing gaze never left mine as he consumed a bit of my blood. “Does that mean you’re accepting my invitation?" Keeping my finger in between his fangs, Samael inquired. I bit my lower lip unconsciously, my heart within my chest drummed as my back broke into sweats. “But… I’m just…” I paused, hoping my answer would put an end to this. “… I’m just a human.” Samael clicked his tongue, displeased at my response as he let my finger go. “No,” He whispered. My entire body stiffened when he bent over, caressing my shoulder up to my neck by the apex of his nose, as his hot breaths prickled my skin. "You're not just a mere human... you are my human." He stressed before I sensed his lips part and the tip of his fangs against my skin. Cover not mine. *** Original Story by: alienfrommars FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM for original character arts: @authoralienfrommars Discord server: https://discord.gg/tbS4rKec3e
Fantasy
884 Chs
Die Passion des Herzogs

Die Passion des Herzogs

(HAUPTGESCHICHTE ABGESCHLOSSEN) Im Königreich des Herzens, einem Reich, in dem Vampire herrschen und Menschen nichts weiter als Vieh sind, wurde Lilou, eine Bäuerin, von dem schlimmsten wahnsinnigen Vampir seiner Art gejagt. Doch so furchtbar, wie er sie als seine "reservierte Mahlzeit" bezeichnete, nannte dieser Vampir sie auch seine Braut! Außer: Meine Augen blicken voller Angst auf das noch immer schlagende Herz in seiner Hand. "Mein Herr, verzeiht mir, aber ... ist das der verdammte Beweis, den Ihr mir zu zeigen versprochen habt?" fragte ich mit zittriger Stimme, während ich mit zitternden Knien dagegen ankämpfte, aufzugeben. "Mhm ... glaubt Ihr jetzt, dass ich gut darin bin, Herzen zu erobern?" Der silberhaarige Mann mit den bedrohlichen tiefroten Augen starrte mich nach einem Nicken stolz an. Ich schnappte nach Luft, als er seine Hand zu einer Faust ballte und das frische Herz zerdrückte. "Ja, Mylord. Ihr seid gut darin, buchstäblich." Beschämt sah ich zu, wie die Teile des Herzens fielen, als er sich näherte. Bei jedem seiner Schritte wich ich einen Schritt zurück, bis ich mit dem Rücken an einer festen Säule stand. "Hm", kicherte Samael kurz und blieb vor mir stehen. Seine langen, spitzen Nägel, die mit Blut bedeckt waren, zeichneten meinen Ellbogen bis hinunter zu meiner Hand nach. Sanft klemmte er meinen Zeigefinger zwischen seine und führte ihn vor seine Lippen. "Aber habe ich deinen Test bestanden?" fragte er, während die scharfe Spitze seines Nagels über die Spitze meines Fingers strich. Ich starrte in seinen durchdringenden Blick, als ich zögernd antwortete: "Gerade so." Er grinste und nickte zufrieden, bevor er seinen Nagel auf die Spitze meines Zeigefingers drückte, aus der sich schnell ein Blutstropfen bildete. "So ein süßes Aroma." flüsterte er, nahm meinen blutenden Finger in den Mund und leckte ihn leidenschaftlich ab. Sein bedrohlicher Blick verließ meinen nicht, während er ein wenig von meinem Blut verzehrte. "Heißt das, du nimmst meine Einladung an?" Samael hielt meinen Finger zwischen seinen Reißzähnen und erkundigte sich. Ich biss mir unbewusst auf die Unterlippe, mein Herz in der Brust trommelte, während mir der Schweiß den Rücken hinunterlief. "Aber ... ich bin nur ..." Ich hielt inne und hoffte, dass meine Antwort dem Ganzen ein Ende setzen würde. "... ich bin nur ein Mensch." Samael schnalzte mit der Zunge, verärgert über meine Antwort, als er meinen Finger losließ. "Nein", flüsterte er. Mein ganzer Körper versteifte sich, als er sich vorbeugte und mit der Nasenspitze meine Schulter bis zu meinem Hals streichelte, während sein heißer Atem meine Haut kitzelte. "Du bist nicht einfach nur ein Mensch ... du bist mein Mensch." betonte er, bevor ich spürte, wie sich seine Lippen teilten und die Spitze seiner Reißzähne meine Haut berührte. Cover nicht meins. *** Original Story von: alienfrommars FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM für originelle Charaktere: @authoralienfrommars Discord-Server: https://discord.gg/tbS4rKec3e
Fantasy
884 Chs
La Passion du Duc

La Passion du Duc

Dans le Royaume du Coeur, un royaume où les vampires règnent et où les humains n'étaient rien d'autre que du bétail, Lilou, une paysanne, se retrouva chassée par le pire vampire maniaque de son espèce. Cependant, aussi terrifiant qu'il soit de l'appeler son 'repas réservé', ce vampire l'appela aussi sa fiancée ! Sauf: Mes yeux se gonflent de peur, fixant le cœur encore battant dans sa main. "Mon Seigneur, pardonnez-moi mais... est-ce là la preuve sanglante que vous m'avez promise ?" demandai-je, ma voix tremblante alors que j'avalais ma salive tout en luttant pour empêcher mes genoux tremblants de céder. "Mhm... croyez-vous maintenant que je suis bon pour capturer les cœurs ?" L'homme aux cheveux argentés, portant cette paire d'yeux cramoisis menaçants, me regarda fièrement après avoir hoché la tête. Je haletai quand il serra sa main et écrasa le cœur frais en miettes. "Oui, milord. Vous êtes bon à cela, littéralement." Je suis mortifiée, regardant les morceaux du cœur tomber alors qu'il s'approchait. Chaque pas qu'il faisait me faisait reculer jusqu'à ce que mon dos atteigne un pilier solide. "Huh," Samael ricana brièvement en s'arrêtant devant moi. Ses longs ongles pointus couverts de sang tracèrent mon coude jusqu'à ma main. Doucement, il pinça mon index entre les siens, le guidant avant ses lèvres. "Ai-je réussi votre test, alors ?" Il demanda, la pointe aiguë de son ongle jouant avec le bout de mon doigt. Je fixai son regard pénétrant en répondant à contrecœur, "À peine." Il sourit, hochant la tête en signe de satisfaction avant d'appuyer son ongle sur la pointe de mon index, ce qui fit rapidement apparaître une goutte de sang. "Quel doux arôme." Il chuchota, plaçant mon doigt saignant dans sa bouche et le léchant avec passion. Son regard menaçant ne me quitta jamais des yeux alors qu'il consommait un peu de mon sang. "Cela signifie-t-il que vous acceptez mon invitation ?" En gardant mon doigt entre ses crocs, Samael demanda. Je me mordis inconsciemment la lèvre inférieure, mon cœur battant dans ma poitrine alors que mon dos se couvrait de sueur. "Mais... je suis juste..." Je m'interrompis, espérant que ma réponse mettrait fin à cela. "... je suis juste une humaine." Samael cliqua de la langue, mécontent de ma réponse alors qu'il lâchait mon doigt. "Non," Il chuchota. Tout mon corps se raidi lorsqu'il se pencha, caressant mon épaule jusqu'à mon cou de l'apex de son nez, alors que ses souffles chauds picotaient ma peau. "Vous n'êtes pas simplement une simple humaine... vous êtes mon humaine." Il souligna avant que je ne sente ses lèvres se séparer et la pointe de ses crocs contre ma peau. La couverture n'est pas la mienne. *** Histoire originale par: alienfrommars SUIVEZ-MOI SUR INSTAGRAM pour des illustrations originales de personnages: @authoralienfrommars Serveur Discord: https://discord.gg/tbS4rKec3e
Fantastique
884 Chs
Burning Passion Love Never Dies

Burning Passion Love Never Dies

Mingshu was so addicted to a novel that she forgot to eat and sleep; she had taken to heart the plight of the villainous emperor within, whose fate was appallingly tragic! After angrily writing a thousand-word negative review, she woke up to find herself transmigrated into the book, becoming the freshly minted, unfortunate Noble Consort of the Tyrant. Confronted with the living and breathing emperor before her, Mingshu's mind was a whirlwind— Isn't this my kid? 〣( ºΔº )〣 In the eyes of everyone else, the emperor was bloodthirsty by nature, ruthless and cruel, a Living Yama whose very name sent shivers down spines! Through Mingshu's eyes, the emperor was: afraid of the dark, terrified of thunder, loved to act spoiled, lacked a sense of security, was inherently kind, and had a life-or-death need for sweets... What kind of supreme cutie is this?! Wahhh, baby, mama loves you!! In order to change her son's dreadful ending, Mingshu, overflowing with maternal love, transformed into a child-protecting demon! She brazenly confronted the Empress Dowager, furiously scolded court officials, and fought imperial consorts with her bare hands... But wait, why were the kid's glances at her becoming more and more peculiar? —— As a child, Si Chu always dreamt of a young girl who taught him to read and write with patience, tended to his wounds with care, and gently soothed him to sleep on every stormy night. Then one day, the girl disappeared. He searched high and low but couldn't find her. So, obsession turned into a demon, his eyes blood-red and crazed, he went mad. Just when he lamented the world's boredom and contemplated destroying everything, He came across a pair of bright, sparkling, talking eyes. With a gloomy and obsessive look, the emperor's lips curled into a cold smile: Fine, you've come to me of your own volition. —— Everyone knew: The emperor detested beautiful, delicate, and arrogant women most of all. No one knew how long the dainty Noble Consort would last. * When you visit this world, remember to take a look at the sun.
History
501 Chs
Can you share a funny story about pursuing passion?
Yes. A woman was passionate about dancing. She joined a local dance competition. During her performance, her shoe flew off and hit one of the judges right on the nose. Everyone gasped, but she didn't miss a beat. She continued dancing barefoot with such grace that the audience started cheering even louder. In the end, she got a standing ovation and won second place. It was a funny and memorable moment in her pursuit of her passion.
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2024-12-07 14:18
What are some key elements in a funny story about pursuing passion?
A crucial element is the character's passion itself. It has to be so strong that it drives them through the funny and often absurd situations. For instance, a person passionate about knitting. They are knitting on a bus and the yarn gets tangled with everyone's bags and legs, but they keep on knitting. Another element is the setting. If a passionate astronomer is stargazing on a hill and a cow comes and licks his telescope, the odd setting and interaction make it funny. Also, the resolution of the situation. If the astronomer then tries to use the cow's lick marks on the telescope to find constellations, it ties the passion and the humor together in a unique way.
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2024-12-05 16:51
Can you share a funny story about pursuing your dreams?
Well, I know a story. A young woman wanted to be a world - class dancer. She was practicing for an important audition in her small apartment. One day, while she was doing a really energetic spin, she lost her balance and crashed into a stack of bookshelves. Books went flying everywhere. But instead of getting discouraged, she laughed at herself and used that clumsy moment as motivation to practice even harder. And now she's quite successful.
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2024-10-29 17:05
The Story of Pursuing Marriage
I recommend a few good romance novels. Buyu Anran's "Reborn Wife Chasing Her Husband" was a modern romance. Female Lead Tao Duoduo's Birthday 08/05 Leo. The matchmaking scene in the story was very interesting. A certain man was very domineering. This was the story of the female protagonist's rebirth at the end of the 70s. Although she had a bad start, she had to become a king. After the female protagonist transmigrated, her family was terrible. Her father was a jerk, and her mother was weak. However, the more she watched, the more interesting the plot became. It was like driving a tractor and crashing into a jeep before getting married to a handsome officer. Water Moon Pearl's "Forced into the Bridal Chamber" was a modern romance about wealthy families. The female protagonist was reborn after her death. She wanted to be ordinary, but she was tricked by the black-bellied male protagonist into becoming the empress. However, the female protagonist was not to be trifled with. The flowery dress's "Forced Marriage" was an ancient romance and classical fictional genre. It was about the dream of a talented scholar and a beautiful woman being forced to marry by a silkpants, and the female protagonist was reborn in the sedan chair to live for herself. A short period of time had passed, and it was a modern romance about a wealthy family. The female lead was a leftover woman. Facing all kinds of pressure, she finally had a bumper harvest in love, career, and friendship. 'Waiting to Marry' from the Natural Small House was an ancient romance and classical genre. The female protagonist had a miserable life in her previous life. After her rebirth, she was content and waiting to get married. However, her situation was frequent. Although it was not finished and had a bad ending, this kind of theme was not bad. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-06-28 09:34
Which novels were funny and full of passion?
😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. In "The Young Beast Blood of the Four Cheap Hunters in Online Games," a retired special forces soldier and a little loli formed a funny team to take risks inside and outside the game. 2. 'Demon Subduing War Reverent', mainly fantasy and fantasy, a combination of hot-blooded and funny; 3. "Alliance: Does anyone really think that it's hard to win the championship?" It was a relaxing and hilarious LOL competitive novel. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2024-07-16 12:25
Please recommend a funny romance novel that tells the story of a small employee pursuing a big CEO.
I recommend " I swapped bodies with the female CEO " to you. This novel is about a small employee and a cold female CEO who swapped bodies to pursue happiness. The plot is quite interesting. I hope you like my recommendation.😗
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2024-09-25 10:14
Pursuing Dreams
Pursuit of Dreams Dreams were like the brightest stars in the night sky, guiding people in the direction they should go, or like the looming lighthouse in the distance, giving people endless hope and motivation. In the eyes of different people, dreams had different meanings. For the little girl who sold matches, her dream was the fragrant roast goose and the warm embrace of her grandmother. It was the desire for warmth and food and clothing in the cold and hunger. In Deng Yaping's heart, her dream was the belief that she would never admit defeat. This belief motivated her to work hard, because she knew that as long as she worked hard, she could succeed. Yuan Longping, the father of hybrid rice, dreamed that the stems of hybrid rice were as high as sorghums, the ears were as big as brooms, and the rice grains were bunched like grapes. This reflected his pursuit of continuous breakthroughs and exploration in the agricultural field, and it was the crystallization of rich imagination and bold creation. In Tai Lihua's eyes, her dream was to let the deaf hear, the blind see, and her disabled friends walk. This dream became her spiritual pillar that never gave up and worked hard. Everyone had their own dreams. These dreams were either grand or ordinary. Some people dreamed of becoming Superman to protect peace, become rich to sponsor orphans, or become soldiers to protect the motherland. Although these dreams seemed unrealistic in childhood, they carried the pure yearning of childhood. As people grew older, their perception of dreams would gradually change. For example, someone who saw a pilot flying a plane across the sky would be determined to become a pilot, wanting to experience the cleansing of the blue sky and white clouds. However, in the process of pursuing this dream, there would also be many doubts, such as whether one would lose the sense of security given by the land when flying in the sky, whether one would receive sincere help from friends when encountering setbacks, and whether one would still be able to see the loving backs of their parents when they looked back. For those who had dreams, dreams were the invisible wings of life. With a dream, life had a direction. It inspired people to overcome the weaknesses of human nature, to get rid of mediocrity and vulgar, and to move towards excellence and excellence. Even if their dreams were far away, as long as they were down-to-earth and firmly moving forward toward their dreams, even if they did not completely realize it in the end, the process of hard work would satisfy them. This was because on the path of pursuing their dreams, people gained growth, tenacity, and hope. It was just like those who wanted to become a singer. They might not have the best conditions and might not be able to sing properly, but as long as they loved it, tried hard, and bravely sang their own songs, they could also receive their own applause and emotions in the process of pursuing their dream of becoming a singer. In short, dreams were something that made people feel happy when they worked hard for it. It illuminated people's lives and made them colorful. Whether it was a small personal dream or the great "China Dream", they were all encouraging people to constantly pursue and move forward towards a better future.
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2026-04-06 07:53
Pursuing Dreams
He recommended a few novels. The Heavens Supermarket was a novel written by Lin Jiayan. The new book was about to be released. In the story, the supermarket asked the big shots to think of ways to make money. The Fire Cloud Evil God, Yue Buqun, and others had their own tricks. Even the lazy big shots came to work in the supermarket. " The Wishing System Through Books " was a modern romance novel written by Dream, who was 1.7 meters tall. Lin Su, the researcher, had transmigrated into the book and became the daughter of the female protagonist. She wanted to cling onto the female protagonist's thigh, but the female protagonist hated her. Therefore, she used the wishing system to start a counterattack. " Saintess, So You're Still Alive ", a light novel written by the big squirrel, Pineapple. It was a fantasy novel. The male protagonist, Ed, transmigrated to the Bravehearts Group to become a sage. However, this world was very strange. The missing saintess was still alive and wanted to kill him. There were also problematic people in the group. " Original God: The Daily Life of Fishing in the Rebirth Hall ", a game novel written by the small ceremony hall. Xun Sheng was reborn and traveled to the Tivat Continent to make up for his regrets. " A Game with the Fairies " was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by Skeleton in the Mountain. Li Mu Yang had brought along a system that could only play games, but the game came true. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-05 15:52
Is Passion Fish a true story?
No, it's not. Passion Fish is usually fictional and created for entertainment purposes.
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2024-10-09 21:36
Is 'The Pride and the Passion' a true story?
No, it's not. 'The Pride and the Passion' is a fictional story created for entertainment purposes.
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2024-10-11 19:44
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