shit in moms mouth story

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Bekerja di sebuah penerbitan besar dan ternama adalah suatu kebanggaan tersendiri bagi Inggrid. Tapi kalau owner penerbitnya adalah Mikael Dewangga? Inggrid harus punya stok kesabaran yang banyak. Inggrid sadar, sejak awal ia mengirim lamaran ke Orange Publishing adalah suatu kesalahan besar. Tapi jika itu berarti ia tidak akan bertemu dengan mantan keparatnya, Inggrid rela harus berhadapan dengan orang paling menyebalkan bernama Mikael Dewangga, tetangga yang merangkap menjadi bosnya itu!! "Sudah puas menggerayangi tubuhku?" "Aku ... itu ... maksudku ..." "Menyusup ke dalam kamar seorang pria tengah malam begini, hormon mu pasti sedang naik pesat." "Apa? Heeey ... jaga bicaramu, ya!" . "Apa yang kau bawa? Tali? Kain? Kamera?" Mika mengerling nakal, "Aku lebih suka jadi dominan kalau kau ingin tahu." "Dasar pria sinting!"

Hi, all~ For June, I'll try to update every day, but please forgive me if I'm a day or a few days late. I'll do my best to keep bringing updates for all of you. Thank you so much for your support. Stay tuned for more chapters! * Lavenia has been engaged to Damien, an alpha descendant who loves to have an affair. After catching Damien's infidelity for several times, Lavenia began to get fed up and took the initiative to cancel their marriage. Unfortunately, her father didn't approve her idea. Until a mandate came from him, that he would allow her to annul the marriage only if she found a candidate who was far better than Damien. Lavenia finds four at once! Jaxon Rhymes, the blonde haired and grey-eyed, an introvert artist; Rayden Kim, the dark grinned, a CEO of one of the great company in the world (as well as an underground business owner unknown to many people); Hero Satoshi, the unique—small almond-shaped eyed, her lecturer; and Alex Lane, the blue-eyed, cold-eyed the doctor who her father knows well. And all of them are well above average! The five of them signed the treaty, partyed, and went crazy! Until Lavenia finds herself pregnant and of course, one of the four men who spends the hottest, wildest, and craziest night she's ever met, must be the baby's daddy. However, she wasn't even sure. So, whose seed has formed the fetus in Lavenia's womb? * Slow-burn werewolf romance ✅ A slice of humor ✅ A cup of werewolf action ✅ Li'l bit of sweet love ✅ A tea-spoon of intrigue ✅ A pinch of spicy ✅ Hope you love it.

Avendial is the man who lived all life with struggle, and misfortune surrounding him, yet he withstands until everything falls apart hands of twelve Supreme beings. He was alone, and broken, only support that he got was from the Abyss, something that is called evil, yet it embraced him, giving him a way to revenge. Now, Avendialis is on his way to destroy those Beings, but in his way, his first mission is to make the Son of Heaven's Moms and Heroines fall for him. destroy them mentality and take everything heaven have, It's Women and all...

What could romance mixed with gravels and bitter waters taste like? When love comes at the wrong time, tears of joy could turn tears of blood and agony. 'Single moms' brings to humanity the story of what it feels like to exit in a lone world - different from every other, the challenges of existing as a father and a mother and at the same time the stabbings of ex lovers who bring torture, the possibility of finding love and being loved again. What will it feel like, what will be the battle of new lovers trying to love moms who have become scared of being loved again? Here, the battle of character and emotional balance is what to look forward to. Written for and dedicated to Single moms the world over - Single moms solution tablet by favourite author, Anee A David

One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me, and said: “You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality, or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?” Me: “I choose… your mom, dammit! What I really want is to quickly reincarnate!!” The God of River smiled at me: “You are a honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!” Me: “Did you even listen to what I said?!”

[Notice: This book is no longer being updated on Webnovel.] Thank you to everyone who read and followed the story here. I’ve officially moved the novel under the same name to Royal Road, where it will continue with better formatting, consistency, and updates.} Desmond Se White is an immortal. But after a failed suicide attempt and the mysterious death of a mortal girl, he is sentenced to the High Prison buried beneath Eden. There, in the darkness, he meets his only cellmate—an enigmatic prisoner known only as Yellow. And soon, Desmond will be forced to choose between surviving the prison… or bargaining with something far older than it.

From man to god, it seems like he’s reached the pinnacle of life. But not really, because he is Hermes. His mother was of humble status, like a little white flower, and his unreliable father made him inherit a whole bunch of brothers and trouble. No power, just a grand title of a main god? … Hearing this, Hermes, who had just returned from the underworld and even picked up a boyfriend along the way, smiled. Don’t you know that verbal talent is also a form of power? We rely on our mouths to eat! A reputation can be built with just a few words! … In the shameless world of Greek mythology, Hermes suddenly unlocked his full arsenal of verbal skills. He said trees would bear fruit, and fruit fell from the tree to hit Apollo below. He said it would rain, and a cloud appeared in the sky to drench Zeus, who was already busy with his own storms. He said… … Hermes: "I declare, let there be light! Light and darkness must balance, so the glory of the gods will extend beyond the twilight!" The gods, who were tricked: "…Alright, could you please just shut up?"

After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."