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In the post-Hokage era, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage who perished in battle, suddenly wakes up to find himself in a different world. Are you still concerned about the final battle between Boruto and the Ōtsutsuki clan? The reappearance of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, reveals an unexpected truth. It turns out that the Great Toad Sage’s prophecy was accurate—Boruto Uzumaki is indeed the prophesied child. However, what changed was not the fate of the ninja world, but Naruto's own destiny. The Sage of Six Paths holds the Rinnegan in his left hand and the Time-Space Relic, Plough, in his right. Looking at Naruto before him, he asks once again: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you were to be reborn, tell me—what would you choose?" With unwavering determination, Naruto responds: "I will abandon all hesitation, protect everything in the ninja world at all costs, and make up for the regrets of my past life!" Dear Readers For 120 Advance Chapters Join My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/NF25

Lin Quan traveled to the year 2012 and became the adopted son of Pep Guardiola. He originally played as a midfielder, but unexpectedly gained Messi's Prime attributes from him due to the sudden awakening of the "King of Football" system. That year, the incomparable duo reached its peak. Messi scored 91 goals, while Cristiano Ronaldo scored 63, dominating the entire world of football, leaving no room for a third contender. However, from that year on, the rivalry between the incomparable duo transformed into a three-player confrontation. Guardiola: There are rumors suggesting that I relied on Lin Quan to win so many championships. Let me clarify, this is not true. Mourinho: If Guardiola didn't have Lin, his honors would never surpass mine! Messi: People say that Lin Quan plays like me, but I think that's not entirely accurate because Lin is even more versatile than me. Cristiano Ronaldo: I thought my only rival was Messi, but another Lin Quan unexpectedly emerged. If you want to read the chapters in advance and support me, here is my Patreon. patreon.com/johanssen10 Chapters on my Patreon Soccer: I have the attributes of Messi in his Prime (up to chapter 85) I cannot be a Martial Ancestor, then I will be Emperor Yan. (up to chapter 60) Dou Po: Tie Xiao Xun'er at the beginning and get ten times feedback (up to chapter 30)

[HP Fanfiction] Alias: It's not easy to be a reincarnated wizard, wand in right hand and gun in left hand. The emotionally defective No. 13 died in an empty and cold ward. The emotionally defective Glenn Hawthorne was born in 1979. He longed for a peaceful life and reincarnated into a new world with family, friends, and everything a normal person should have. But a sudden attack shattered the peaceful life he was enjoying, and Glenn discovered the secrets hidden under the surface of this world. Magic? Alchemy? Obscurus? What are these magical and magical things? Glenn doesn't know yet. But as a killer in his previous life, he developed some interest in this. In order to seek revenge, he chose to enter Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A former professional killer who has mastered modern killing techniques and is keen on manufacturing, modifying and collecting hot weapons, what kind of sparks will he collide with this magical world after learning the two skills of magic and alchemy? "I just want to live a stable and peaceful retirement life, but you disturbed me." "Choose a way to die." Glenn said this expressionlessly, with the gun in his hand already loaded. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translation. The original title is:身为杀手想跟赫敏谈恋爱怎么了？ Welcome to my Patreon advanced chapters! Get early access to 50+ Additionally, there are more exciting novels being updated regularly. patreon.com/DarkGolds

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[No System] [Uchiha Madara] [Humorous] [Rogue Ninja Style] [Strict Setting] Uchiha Ryou obtained the Chimera Technique and the Creation Regeneration Technique from Konoha. He defected from Konoha and prepared to abandon his mission and leave, but was blocked by Orochimaru at the Kannabi Bridge. When he was at his wit's end, he was saved by Madara Uchiha. Ryou replaced Obito and helped Madara recover to his peak, thus advancing the Eye of the Moon Plan. "Uncle Madara, I heard that you have no children and my parents died young. If you don't mind, I would like to take care of you in your old age." "Uncle Madara, Konoha is just ahead! Tobirama Senju's grave is right there!" Tsunade is main FL Harem: Pakura/Konan/Chiyo/Natsuhi

I'm transmigrating as Severus Snape?! What kind of shitty start is this?! First, let's start by fixing this greasy hair... To hell with the plot, I'll just go meet Harry Potter now. It's better to let him be with me than those 'family' of his. ... In the narrow alley where the rain was pouring. Severus Snape, who had smooth, refreshing, non-greasy black hair and a black umbrella, stretched out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the Wizarding World who was sitting on the ground with a face full of fear and helplessness. --- Check out my other novels at my Profile... Advanced Chapters: patreon.com/ChickenGOD

Every night, Hachiman Hikigaya dreams of a different wife. Initially, he thought it was just the dreams of an adolescent boy, until he discovered that every single one of them came from the Advanced Nurturing High School...

The standard “golden finger” cheat that every reborn or transmigrator army gets turned out to be a rather awkward divine artifact. [Monster Creation? But why does my Monster Creation look so different?] Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at the “Boosted Gear of the Red Dragon Emperor” manifested on his left hand, and the “Light Wings of the White Dragon Emperor” on his back, falling into deep thought. Imagination grants ability, and the reborn have opened the door to another world. [Eh? Eh!! I didn’t even plan on transmigrating!] His sudden fall into another world began with a chance encounter in a bathroom with a girl. [Eh? Your name is… Loki?] Thus begins Sawada Tsunayoshi’s life in another world, and his search for the way back home.

I’ve transmigrated! The bad news: I’ve become Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones. The good news: in this world, Tyrion isn’t a dwarf. As Tywin Lannister’s second son and heir to Casterly Rock, Tyrion grew up spoiled and unrestrained. He’s tall, handsome, and carries long pale-gold hair that gleams faintly silver under the night. One eye emerald, the other violet—an unsettling charm that earned him the nickname “Lust Demon.” Now armed with memories from another world, noble blood, and irresistible looks, Tyrion is ready to dominate the Seven Kingdoms. Countless lovers surround him, yet—does he truly love only one? A harem or a single heart? Magic, dragons, White Walkers, Citadel plots—no system, low magic, close to canon.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?