tower bridge funny stories

[Warning: Adult content 18+. Extreme Smut every 10 - 20 chapters] "What, I have received two SSS-Ranked skills? Tower, show me." [Skill Name: Divine Pervert Touch] [Skill Name: 10,000 Ways of Pleasure Manual] --- Kent was a handsome human male who, for some reason, couldn't get his d*ck to stand up, nor was he able to feel pleasure. He lived his entire life full of regret and hatred. Knowing his days wouldn't get any better as time passed by. He chose to become an adult movie director, where he got to see things up close and earn handsomely for his professionalism. (He couldn't get his dick up, so no weirdness on set...Lol) Then he was killed, and his soul was sucked into the realm of Hatred and Resentment. However, everything changed for him from there on. He received a Celestial Grade Inheritance Tower, which granted him access to an Overpower Harem System. He also received a godly body with a full 9-inch divine rod. But that wasn't for free... He was assigned a mission to kill the god of alchemy by the goddess of hatred and resentment. Of course, he must first make the goddess his first harem member as the requirement for his inheritance. After a whole year of sex and pleasure, he got his wish. Then, he was sent to start his journey as a cultivator with a haram system and two SSS-Ranked skills. With Women waiting for his rescue and a goddess who grants his every wish, Kent began his journey filled with love, lust, and bloodshed. A journey full of blood, pain, and Pleasure... ============ No NTR No Yuri ============ Join The Discord Server: https://discord.gg/wFptfB9Sgv

[Avertissement : Contenu pour adultes 18+. Érotisme extrême tous les 10 - 20 chapitres] "Quoi, j'ai reçu deux compétences de rang SSS ? Tour, montre-moi." [Nom de la compétence : Toucher Divin du Pervers] [Nom de la compétence : Manuel des 10 000 Freins du Plaisir] --- Kent était un bel humain mâle qui, pour une raison quelconque, ne pouvait pas faire lever sa b*te, ni ressentir de plaisir. Il a vécu toute sa vie plein de regrets et de haine. Sachant que ses jours ne s'amélioreraient pas au fil du temps, il a choisi de devenir réalisateur de films pour adultes, où il a pu voir les choses de près et gagner grassement sa vie pour son professionnalisme. (Il ne pouvait pas bander, donc pas de bizarreries sur le plateau... Lol) Puis il a été tué, et son âme a été aspirée dans le royaume de la Haine et du Ressentiment. Tout a changé pour lui à partir de là. Il a reçu une Tour d'Héritage de Grade Céleste, qui lui a donné accès à un Système de Harem Surpuissant. Il a également reçu un corps avantageux avec une verge divine de 22 cm. Mais cela n'était pas gratuit... Il s'est vu assigner une mission consistant à tuer le dieu de l'alchimie par la déesse de la haine et du ressentiment. Bien sûr, il doit faire de la déesse le premier membre de son harem comme condition pour son premier défi. Après une année entière de sexe et de plaisir, il a réalisé son souhait. Puis, il a été envoyé pour commencer son voyage en tant que cultivateur avec un système de harem et deux compétences de rang SSS. Avec des femmes attendant son sauvetage et une déesse qui exauce chacun de ses souhaits, Kent a commencé son voyage avec la verge divine qui serait utilisée pour rendre les femmes heureuses. Un voyage plein de sang, de douleur, et de plaisir... ============ Pas de NTR Pas de Yuri ============ Rejoignez le Serveur Discord : https://discord.gg/HQFRrS8y6Q

In a world dominated by seven super-corporations, the Longevity Species that always occupied the pinnacle of power didn't allow for the enactment of written laws. The Floating Islands of prisons delimited by lines on the map, where resources would inevitably run out in the future... People yearned for the birth of a true "Hero," yet they cynically awaited the fall of a Hero from grace. As long as one was hailed by the media as a Hero, even murder could be forgiven, and every word they said would be adored. Even high and mighty Elves dared not provoke the edge of a Hero. But if a Hero of the past committed even a minor offense, the moment their image crumbled, the forgiven sins would flare up like an inextinguishable furnace, and the stars of yesterday would instantly become unforgivable criminals... "—Come become a Hero, Russell." The most vicious criminal in the world thrust a knife into the boy's hand, whispering a low enticement. —————— Solo female lead, Beast Ears, Spiritual Energy, Mechanical Angels, and other elements. Cyber-fantasy. Please refrain if not to your liking.

personal patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theReamedOne (weekly access to a lot more content) Book I available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08MXX43J6 August 8th, 2026 -- the day seven mysterious Towers appeared around the Earth, changing the life on it forever. Cain had already lived through it once, experienced the irreversible changes that the world underwent seemingly overnight. Now, for him it is twenty-five years later, while for others it is still three months before the Towers are to appear. Having stolen the Timecube and used it to reverse back the timeline, Cain is now back before it all began -- with the sole difference of already knowing what will happen. Nobody had managed to discover the mystery behind the Towers even twenty-five years after their appearance, but with the fresh start and advantage, Cain plans to unearth the story behind them, and whoever, or whatever, put them on Earth.

The Tower of Heaven. An ancient, towering enigma said to grant any wish, unveil any secret, and provide anyone who enters its floors a path to Godhood; it stands as a beacon of both hope and despair. For untold centuries, its immense power has drawn countless seekers, yet none have ever emerged from its depths. This Tower is engraved in the world’s myths as the meeting place of mortals and Gods, a realm where anything was possible. It is a monument to mystery and the pursuit of glory. However, for one man, it represents the last chance for redemption and the key to unraveling his tumultuous past. The Heavenly Emperor, a great ruler from an era long forgotten. was betrayed by those he trusted and died with a heart full of regret and a thirst for vengeance. Only, the end of his life was not the end of his story. Reborn into a new world, he finds himself drawn to the Tower of Heaven, driven by the desire to understand his reincarnation and to reclaim his lost honor. The path ahead is filled with unforeseen twists and hidden depths. Unbeknownst to him, his destiny is interwoven with forces and secrets far beyond his wildest dreams. The advent of the former Heavenly Emperor begins here. And with each step he takes, the Heavens themselves quake in anticipation. *** Discord: https://discord.gg/WX7mh2YjU2

"Jika seluruh tower itu dihancurkan, maka tak akan ada lagi kehidupan! Tak ada lagi manusia, atau mereka yang hanya setengahnya!" Arthur dan Eleanor dipertemukan secara tak sengaja. Seorang gadis misterius yang ternyata seorang Elf. Eleanor sebenarnya tak ingin membantu manusia, karena kenangan buruk di masa kecilnya. Tapi demi kedua manusia kecil yang selalu bersamanya, ia memilih untuk menolong. Tetapi, apakah mereka mampu melawan musuh misterius yang mampu mengendalikan naga? Atau justru ikut menjadi korban, dan hanya mampu melihat kekejaman itu terjadi?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

With a ruined build and bad stats, Kim Yusin went through years of failure as he desperately tried to become a hunter. In a desperate attempt to raise his stats, his run into a monster in a restricted area should have marked his meaningless end, but fate had other plans. [You have become the 14th Tower Master.] [All ownership of the Magic Tower has been successfully transferred.] In a world where hunters relied on weapons and their one awakened ability, Yusin suddenly finds himself as the sole Master of the Magic Tower—wielding infinite magical power that no one else can access. But when he questions what this newfound position truly offers him, the tower's enigmatic administrator provides a chilling answer: "You will hold a monopoly on all magic on this planet." ----- Text copyright © Volley/KWBOOKS First published in Korean by KWBOOKS English translation copyright © INFINICTION., 2025 Translator: KimJKW All rights reserved.

The abyss invaded, the heavens awakened, Everyone has the opportunity to awaken and become a tower defense lord, and go to the chaos to build a territory to resist the enemy! Lin Xiu came across time and awakened ten consecutive SSS-level talents! [Ten thousand times experience: killing any enemy will get ten thousand times experience] [Unlimited upgrades: Any of your arms will break through the level limit and can be upgraded indefinitely] [Super God Sniper: Attack distances of all arms can be superimposed and shared] [Super Power: Every time an enemy is killed, the attack will be permanently increased by 1%] 【…】 Top ten SSS-level talents added, when others are still doing their best to resist the abyss, Lin Xiu has already launched a counterattack towards the abyss! .....

Chika seorang desainer muda harus kehilangan cinta dan juga tabungan masa depannya akibat perbuatan Jose sang kekasih. Sany sahabat sekaligus rekan kerjanya seorang putri pengusaha besar menghibur Chika dengan membawanya ke Korea Selatan, tak disangka ternyata cinta Chika bersemi disana oleh orang yang tidak dia duga.