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Alina memiliki tubuh yang gempal dan juga besar. Dia memiliki hobi yaitu makan. Setiap detik dia akan mengunyah apa saja. Asalkan mulutnya terus merasakan makanan. Alina kerap dipandang rendah oleh teman-temannya di sekolah. Dengan alasan tubuhnya yang gemuk, memiliki banyak lemak dan tidak secantik mereka. Para gadis-gadis yang populer di kalangan laki-laki. Alina sadar, dia tidak boleh terus-terusan berada dalam kondisi seperti ini. Dia akan kurus dan mulai diet. Namun, semuanya membutuhkan pengorbanan. Alina mulai diet dengan mengurangi separuh dari jatah makan dan juga cemilannya. Termasuk minum Boba kesukaannya sekali dalam seminggu. Bila sebelumnya dia menikmati Bona sehari sekali. Tapi tidak dengan sekarang. Alina membuat prospek pada dirinya sendiri. Dia akan berevolusi dengan kehidupan lebih sehat, berolahraga, makan makanan sehat dan tidak boleh berlebihan. Setiap harinya fokus untuk mengurangi lemak membandel di tubuhnya. Sampai pada suatu hari, laki-laki yang dahulunya dicintainya, kini datang dan memujinya. Usaha yang dilakukan oleh Alina membuah hasil. Dia sekarang dipuji oleh orang-orang yang dulunya mem-bully Alina.

Whenever werewolf Roni is close to Marcus: a crackle of sexual awareness that's intoxicating and enraging. Marcus is a pack leader who possess power, Roni is toxic in her own privilege- not the kind of female that flirts around with male. Though, Marcus possessive gaze makes one thing clear, he wants to seduce Roni and also wants to make her sit and beg. No matter how repulsive Roni acts towards Marcus, Marcus could still tell that she wants him. A vicious attack by a pack of jackals forces them to work together, the perfect opportunity for Marcus to chip away at her defenses. Roni was the only person that could see past Marcus allure and discover the real person hiding beneath. And for Marcus, having Roni means needing her forever.

When the System arrived, Marcus Hale was assigned a Class nobody understood: Obituarist. He can kill any entity by writing its obituary. The rules are absolute. Every word must be true. Every line must be professional. Write one lie, and the death redirects to him instead. Marcus doesn't fight. He witnesses. From his Portland funeral home, he treats every ending with the same care he practiced for twelve years as a mortician. A community forms around him. No warlord dares attack the man who might one day hold their pen. Supported by an Actuary who sees Marcus as an ERROR and a Paramedic who holds death at bay, Marcus begins a thousand chapter journey. He will write the ends of goblins, kings, and eventually the System itself. Marcus will be the one to write the final draft for a universe being harvested. Every word true. Every line fair. He writes the ending. The universe handles the rest.

Nasa huling taon na ng kolehiyo si Jerrylyn, nasa huling taon na rin siya sa pagtratrabaho bilang middleman, bilang utusan, bilang "hero" sa mga estrangherong ayaw madumihan ang kanilang kamay. Magkakalayo na siya. Magiging malaya na siya. As she becomes good at she job, things get out of hand when she gets involved with the wrong person.

Kiel was one of the Inexorables, monsters who stood beyond human limits. Fewer than ten existed on Earth, beings powerful enough to destroy mountains or move faster than the eye could follow. An emotionless assassin suffering from emotional numbness, Kiel spent his entire life as nothing more than a weapon, unable to truly feel happiness, grief, love, or fear. During his final mission, he faced beings completely alien to Earth, creatures wielding terrifying magic and unnatural powers. Though he managed to kill them all, Kiel himself was left dying upon the battlefield. Then reality split apart. A woman named Sola wearing a crimson mask stepped from a dark portal, a massive scythe resting in her hand, and offered him a deal. “Kill for the God of Shadows… and you shall feel again.” Bound to the mysterious system known as Oracle and gifted the power to control blood named Blood bound, Kiel is reborn into another world within the body of a weak high elf child who died after suffering abuse from his own relatives. Now, to reclaim the emotions he lost long ago, Kiel must obey the missions of the hidden shadow god—growing stronger with every life he takes. ———————-——————————- Discord Link- https://discord.gg/9eXzdJzw

I transmigrated into the body of Zara Voss, the most hated woman in a web novel. Cold empress. Scheming villainess. Dead by chapter three.   Fine. I know the story. I know every move the plot makes. All I have to do is survive it.   Except the system tells me something nobody is supposed to know: the saintly, beloved heroine of this story is also a transmigrator. And she has been rewriting this plot for years before I arrived.   Her name in the real world was Lena. My best friend. The girl I watched die the same night I did.   She built this world around herself like a throne. She made herself untouchable. She gave the most powerful man in the empire, the cold and terrifying Crown Prince Cael, every reason to love her and every reason to destroy me.   But Lena did not bring me here by accident. She brought me here because she is trapped. Because the story she rewrote has become a cage she cannot escape alone. And the only person who has ever known her well enough to find the lock is me.   Now I am standing in the middle of her empire, wearing the face of the villain she built to take the fall, falling for the prince she designed to hate me, and trying to save the girl who might not want to be saved.

“Hahaha.” A laughter. Umbrum seemed to be like any other… actually, he isn’t, he is the unusual type. A mage coming from likely nowhere, to join the Esoteric Syndicate, one that did not even have an invitation, who bypassed the formalities by accident, who inconveniently stomped on unspoken rules. Despite living in troubled times where anyone could enter history, he never did, or perhaps, he was forgotten by the era itself. Isolated from the world. Why is it so ? Unfortunately, his true story is one that is untold to people and is deformed as a fiction to scare little children after his death, despite everything, he was not completely forgotten.

Shen Lu opens her eyes to find she has transmigrated into a wasteland world, becoming the fake young lady who was kicked out of her home. With her is her equally miserable fiancé, the future major villain. Fortunately, her golden finger activates, and in this wasteland world where the average person can't even get a single hot meal, she embarks on the path to riches through food. Egg waffles, spicy hotpot, and crawfish. Braised pork belly, crock-pot soup, and egg fried rice. ... From a small stall to a small shop. Then from a restaurant to a holiday resort, in less than two years, Shen Lu's name became known throughout the world. Countless celebrities and dignitaries hold out Star Coins, begging for just one bite of Shen Lu's cooking. The Shen Family, who had used her up and ruthlessly abandoned her, regret their past actions, crying and shouting as they beg for her forgiveness. Shen Lu crosses her arms: "Sure. Why don't you slit your throats first to show me your sincerity?"

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.

Olivia transmigrated from the apocalypse to the modern era. Not only that, her dimension and superpower came along with her. She felt that the good days were about to begin. But before she could be happy for even three days, the internet was flooded with posts slandering her. Advertisers and directors want to terminate her contracts, and her company wants to blacklist her? How could this be? She wanted to use the money to enjoy modern life to the fullest. Without money, how could she enjoy anything? So, who's slandering her online? I'll find you and dig up all your dirty secrets. Who wants to terminate her contract? Terminate it immediately. After termination, she'll go on to endorse international luxury brands instead. Terminating the script contract? Good, that's great! If the contract isn't terminated, how can she film the blockbuster drama of the year and win awards with it? Modern life is so wonderful, eating and drinking every day. There's just one tiny problem. Why are there suddenly two babies growing in her belly? And who is this ridiculously handsome man who appeared out of nowhere, claiming to be their father?