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In this BL Comedy, we have the Dark Lord Asmodeos and the hero Peter, who meet in a thrift store. Both of them eat ramen to survive, both of them want to strike it big. And so, their journey of love and tax evasion begins. A journey which sees them making a mess of things, but most of all, of their own lives. The only thing which is unclear is why the gnomes have to pay for their poor life choices. But the small green-haired creatures won't suffer the duo for long... Tax evasion... not even once.

Theron and Kael have been inseparable since childhood—a clever, sarcastic gnome and a confident, troublemaking werewolf prince. Together, they’ve terrorized their teachers, stolen cookies from the palace kitchens, and declared themselves “brothers for life.” But when Theron accidentally discovers he’s Kael’s fated mate, he knows the universe must have made a mistake. Why? Because Kael has spent years describing his dream mate in nauseating detail: “Big-breasted, long-haired, and so hot they’d melt snow just by walking into a room.” Theron stares at his reflection. Flat chest? Check. Short hair? Double check. Definitely not hot enough to melt snow. The Moon Goddess must be having a bad day. His solution? Pretend he doesn’t know. Ignorance is bliss, right? Hide, Gnomes were best at hiding. Except Kael eventually finds out. And chaos ensues. “You’re my mate?” “Uh… no, I’m not. You’ve got the wrong gnome. Goodbye!” Theron yells, making a break for it. Kael isn’t having it. He chases him down like a wolf on a hunt. “You think you can outrun me? You’re like, three .” “Four feet!” Theron snaps, before getting tackled. Now, Theron is stuck with a mate who won’t take no for an answer. “You said you like big-breasted girls! Look at me—I’m a twig!” Kael shrugs, grinning. “I’ve decided I like twigs.” “What about long hair?” “Yours is short, but it’s cute.” Theron throws up his hands. “I’m not sexy!” Kael smirks. “Not yet. But give me some time.”

Updates at 15:00 (+ 8 GMT) Kai is a gnome, Lin is a fairy. Kai is an SSS ranked adventurer who wants to retire after saving the world more times than he can count. Lin is an SSS ranked necromancer who hopes to sacrifice the world to get his brethren back into the realm of the living. They will both try to bullshit the other. The question is: Will they be able to guard their hearts well enough to achieve that which they desire? But, to be honest, a fairy apocalypse is still better than the hamster one two weeks ago, or so Kai tells himself. And Lin... Lin is Lin, he tries to be evil, but how could he, when he sounds like someone, who had been inhaling helium instead of air?

Ako si Cateline. Isinilid ko sa aking agnos ang iniingatan kong litrato ng aking pinakamamahal na ina't aking ikalawang pamilya. Mga litrato na sumasalamin sa aking buhay. Ngunit, bakit ganoon? Napakalupit ng tadhana. Hindi ko maisip kung ano ang dahilan at sinapit ko ang mga bagay na ito. Kaparusahan ba ito? Kaparusahan sa anong kadahilanan? Tunghayan natin ang kuwento mula sa mga mata ni Cateline. Ang kuwento ng pamilya, pag-ibig, poot, inggit, paghihiganti, trahedya -ang kuwento sa loob ng agnos. (WATTY'S STORYSMITHS WINNER)

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Beautiful Italy, the perfect place for a honeymoon... right? Destiny joins the tour group held by Bianca. But she isnt the only one. With serial killer Kore hidden amongst them, and finally a dead body, how will Destiny and Bianca escape. Detective Chiara Caruso, Constantine and Journalist Antonio, are hot on the trail....or are they? Is she Kore? Who's real and who is the imposter...? How do you run from someone you can't see?

In the depths of eternal existence, the sin of pride, a being that has endured for three millennia, languishes in the clutches of unyielding boredom. Driven by an insatiable desire for meaning and excitement, this embodiment of arrogance unveils a grand plan. Unleashing its formidable power, it engineers a daring and extraordinary gambit: to cast aside its timeless form and embark on a journey of reincarnation into an enchanted world brimming with sorcery and wonder. Born anew into this realm of unfathomable possibilities, the sin of pride takes on an enigmatic guise. Exalted by extraordinary abilities, it swiftly discovers an unrivaled talent for manipulating the threads of magic, a gift that echoes its intrinsic haughtiness and unyielding self-assurance. As pride intertwines with a realm teetering on the precipice of chaos, a tapestry of treacherous alliances, mythical creatures, and forgotten prophecies begins to unravel. Within this enigmatic tapestry, the sin of pride, reborn and relentless, becomes both a catalyst and a fulcrum for events that will shape the very fabric of this arcane domain. Yet, amid this unfolding tale of grandiosity and peril, an unsettling question emerges: Can the sin of pride break free from the shackles of its past and transcend the confines of its own arrogance? Will it rise above the pettiness and folly that defined its previous existence, or will it succumb to the ever-present allure of hubris, dooming both itself and this fantastical realm? ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// -Double sided mc -Try it guys, it'll be fun :D

Creció sin reglas. Aprendió a sobrevivir matando. Esta es su historia. No empieza con una sonrisa. Empieza con un cadáver. ⚠️ Advertencia general de contenido: Esta historia explora una evolución humana en un mundo colapsado, marcada por actos de violencia extrema, decisiones morales cuestionables, ejecuciones, traumas y reconfiguración social radical. No es una historia sobre héroes. Es sobre lo que queda cuando los héroes ya no son suficiente. Contiene contenido explícito, emocionalmente intenso, éticamente gris y psicológicamente desafiante. Se recomienda discreción. Y si sigues leyendo... prepárate para cambiar de opinión muchas veces.

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Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"