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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
General
2070 Chs
Big Shot Little Jiaojiao Breaks Her Persona Again

Big Shot Little Jiaojiao Breaks Her Persona Again

The daughter of the Chi family has been living in the mountains for sixteen years. Suddenly, she returns to the White City. However, it's soon found out that this missy’s image is a little off. On the first day, the paparazzi catches her having a meal with one of the best actors. The photographs quickly top the hot searches. Best Actor: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: As if we would believe you! The next day, the paparazzi catches a financial tycoon tying her shoelaces in the middle of the street. This goes onto the hot searches once again. Some financial tycoon: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: (⊙…⊙) On the third day, the Chi family’s missy dominates the hot searches again with paparazzi photos of a big shot in the medical field sending her to school. Big shot in the medical field: I’m sorry, but she is my boss. Netizens: Where is the pretty-face Jiaojiao we were promised? Her image is collapsing. Just as the netizens are gradually getting used to Chi Jiao’s antics, the paparazzi catches her walking into the Civil Affairs Bureau with the head of the Quan family, Quan Jue. Many say that the strategies employed by Quan Jue are brilliant, sly in nature, and brutal. He's an extremely ruthless figure. Quan Jue: I would like to introduce you all to my wife, Chi Jiao. Jiaojiao has been weak and sickly since young. Do not bully her. Netizens: Master Quan, I think you have some misunderstandings about your wife. Chi Jiao suffered a violent death in her previous life. Her soul witnessed that man kiss her remains and perish together with the person who killed her. Only then did she realize that the illegitimate son living in her household had humbled himself because of his love for her. The reincarnated Chi Jiao’s main mission this lifetime is to woo Quan Jue, and become the Little Jiajiao in his heart.
Urban
1627 Chs
The Cannon Fodder and Her Mr. Right

The Cannon Fodder and Her Mr. Right

Mo Yangyang, the fake daughter was kicked out of the family when the real daughter of the family returned. The real daughter demanded a good reputation, thus Mo Yangyang had to set her off by being the bad girl. She couldn't stand it any longer when she realized she was terminally ill. Even cannon fodder deserved to die with dignity. To leave no regrets behind, Mo Yangyang made a move on the man whom she was secretly in love for ten years, but she ended up being entangled with the man's uncle, the fifth son of the Xie Family whom every woman in Xiacheng was willing to squeeze their heads through a crowd just to meet in person, the man with the name Xie Xize. Mo Yangyang, "Don't worry, I'm almost dead anyway. Three months later... Mo Yangyang, "Why am I still alive? And why is there another life in my stomach too? Wouldn't Fifth Elder Xie murder me once he found out about it?" So she ran... Five years later, the little kid dragged his trembling mother to Xie Xize and said, "Take good care of your woman, don't make me have to worry about her always." Fifth Elder Xie, "How are you going to pay me back for kidnapping my son for so many years?" Mo Yangyang shuddered, "I can give you another child...do you want it?" The little kid, "I have a chance to start over again. I must take precautions earlier. With my father around, I won't have to worry that mom would be killed like cannon fodder again. It's time to teach those scum a lesson!"
Urban
1584 Chs
Happy Birthday Funny Stories
One funny birthday story is about a guy who planned a big surprise party for himself. He secretly invited all his friends and family, but on the day of his birthday, he completely forgot it was his birthday until everyone showed up at his house. He was so shocked at first but then burst into laughter.
3 answers
2024-11-18 16:30
Happy Birthday Funny Stories to Share
A friend of mine once had a birthday where his dog ate half of the birthday cake before the party even started. When the guests arrived, they found the dog with frosting all over his face and the cake in a sorry state. It was hilarious.
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2024-11-18 01:49
What are some funny birthday cartoons to celebrate a happy birthday?
You could look for cartoons like 'Peppa Pig's Birthday Party' or 'SpongeBob SquarePants' birthday specials. They are full of fun and laughter!
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2025-04-05 04:26
What makes a funny happy birthday comic?
A funny happy birthday comic usually has witty jokes, exaggerated characters, and maybe a touch of surprise or absurdity.
2 answers
2025-05-03 12:50
What makes a funny happy birthday cartoon?
A funny happy birthday cartoon often has elements like funny expressions on the characters' faces, wacky settings, and maybe some funny dialogues or sound effects. These all combine to create a cheerful and amusing atmosphere for the birthday celebration.
1 answer
2025-03-27 13:16
What makes a happy birthday funny caricature?
A funny caricature for a happy birthday could have exaggerated features of the person, like a huge smile or crazy hair. Maybe some funny props or a wacky background.
3 answers
2025-06-03 04:31
What are some funny happy birthday cartoons?
Well, there are many options. 'The Simpsons' sometimes has hilarious birthday-themed episodes. Also, look for classic Disney cartoons like 'Mickey Mouse' for some funny birthday scenes.
2 answers
2025-05-30 00:49
What makes a happy birthday funny cartoon?
Well, it could be having wacky characters, crazy colors, or unexpected situations. Something that makes you laugh out loud when you see it!
1 answer
2025-05-17 02:45
What are some funny happy birthday cartoons?
Some funny happy birthday cartoons show characters having crazy parties with lots of confetti and balloons. They can have hilarious mishaps and funny surprises too!
2 answers
2025-09-05 11:46
What makes a happy birthday cartoon funny?
It could be the funny expressions on the characters' faces or the humorous situations they're in.
3 answers
2025-06-23 16:22
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