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Jevan Hollen was the most popular boy at school. Blossom Wright was the new girl from Ghana, Africa and a transfer student to Jevan's school. When the two paired up for a class project, they became closer and fell for each other but Jevan's bitter ex-girlfriend used her evil deeds and caused Blossom and her mother to get deported. Seven years later, Blossom is back in the US and she has a son. When Jevan found out Blossom was back and that he was the father of her child, he wanted a connection with Blossom and perhaps a chance of being a real family. One problem. He's engaged and his fiance wasn't about to let Blossom have her way with Jevan so easily. Blossom later moved on with another guy by the name of Hunter Sax who was abusive towards her. All hell broke loose when Jevan found out about the abuse and took Blossom to live with him.

Malachi "Kai" Jacobson, the youngest son of CIA agent Landon Jacobson and former model Monica Martin. He met and fell in with a man by the name of a Rick Carson when Kai had graduated high school at the age of 18. Despite his family and friends warning him that Rick was bad for him, Kai moved in with him and not even a month into the relationship Kai realized the mistake he made and tried to leave Rick but the older male threatened to kill those that Kai loved if he ever left. But Kai knew he had to leave if he was going to survive. So one night when Rick has gone out droning with his friends, Kai took his chance and fled. He knew he needed to get as far away as he could even if it meant living his family and friends behind. Ezekiel "Zeke" Robertson,is one of the toughest and ruthless men in the world. He's feared all over world. He lost his mother and unborn brother at the age of 15 after his father killed the leader of a rival gang. At the age of 23 he finds himself laying in a pool of his own blood during a trade gone wrong and that's when he meets CIA agent Landon Jacobson who he forms an unlikely friendship after he saves Zeke from the rival gang. As time passes Zeke learns that Landon has a son that he's been searching for since he ran off with his boyfriend. Knowing that he could potentially die if his plan goes wrong, Landon arranges his son to marry the ruthless mafia leader upon him finding Kai. He knew that Zeke would protect his son no matter what and he knew that his son would be in good hands under Zeke's protection. So what happens when Kai and Zeke meet? Will love happen or will Kai continue to run to get away from Rick? Well a lot is bound to happen when you meet the worlds ruthless mafia leader and learn that you have been married off to him for protection.

The Ten Worlds were never meant to touch. Each tier is a battlefield, where higher worlds crush the lower with cultivation power that rends mountains and bends time. For ages, the ladder held. Now the Demon King shatters the order. His legions descend like a tide of night. Cities fall in days. Sects burn. Cultivation arts warp into corruption. He doesn’t want tribute. He wants dominion—every world, every path of power, every soul bound to his will. To survive, the lower worlds must abandon the old paths. They must break the laws of cultivation and forge a path strong enough to kill someone who may be on the level of a god.

Shake Ur Spine.... is back!!! Those 18 and above, enjoy an immense pleasurable self play time( Jerking off to the crazy amount of SMUT content in this book) Those below 18, the door is closed for you. (But that doesn't mean it's locked from the inside! Take a hint! )

After arriving in the interstellar era, Chu Qing discovered that the entertainment scene was bleak, and the gaming industry was even worse. Across the entire galaxy, there were only a handful of games: basic dungeon exploration, monster-slaying, gear farming, and the occasional mech combat simulator — all with very limited fun. Chu Qing checked her pockets — only a little over 40 star coins left. Hmm, what a perfect starting point. It was practically a prerequisite buff for a game designer destined to become a legend: being broke and down on their luck. But Chu Qing wasn’t worried in the slightest. She rolled up her sleeves and got ready to dive in. Come on — she was a genius game designer before the time-travel. How could a challenge like this possibly stop her?

After being transported to a mystical world, An Chen awakens the Saint Teacher System and inherits the Divine Fire of the Gods—a power of unfathomable strength. However, this gift comes at a heavy price: three years of blindness. During this time, he is cared for by kind villagers, filling him with gratitude and a deep sense of duty. To repay their kindness, An Chen establishes a small school in the secluded Kunlun Mountains, determined to teach the next generation. But his students are far from ordinary—they are spirit beasts of immense potential! Tigers, pandas, serpents, and bears, each possessing the ability to evolve into legendary beings, gather before him as eager disciples. Through his teachings, these beasts awaken their intelligence, master cultivation, and grow into beings of terrifying power. Unbeknownst to the outside world, an unstoppable force is taking shape within the mountains. When explorers from the Dragon Nation finally discover this hidden sanctuary, they are left in awe: a panda wielding a bamboo staff, a tiger practicing martial arts, and a bear casually lifting entire vehicles. News spreads like wildfire, shaking the foundations of the world. As the revival of spiritual energy looms and chaos threatens to engulf civilization, challengers from all corners seek to test An Chen’s disciples. But when a simple turtle—his slowest student—steps forward and defeats all opponents effortlessly, he delivers a chilling message: "If you dare question the greatness of my master, An Chen, step forward and face him!"

Hayley Lynn is a college student, struggling to pay her bills and graduate, she works as a part-time model. One day, after a long photoshoot session she meets in an awkard situation, the anti-social Alex. Living two different worlds, these two people find comfortness on each other's company and fluttering feelings starts to spread between them. Acompany their story up to close to see what happens!

Namaku Naraya, tidak ada yang menarik dari gadis penderita bulimia sepertiku ah kecuali orang tuaku yang kaya raya. Selain itu, membosankan. Aku menjadi pengangguran selama nyaris setahun dan harus merelakan karirku sebagai model karena penyakit yang kuderita. Monoton memang, namun semuanya berubah ketika aku bertemu dengan seorang pria otoriter menyebalkan bernama Jeffrey Airlangga. Konglomerat yang datar dan menyebalkan. Jika saat itu aku tidak mabuk dan membuat kekacauan di mobilnya mungkin saat ini aku tidak akan berakhir dalam masalahnya yang begitu rumit dan mengetahui fakta mencengangkan dari kehidupanku yang bahkan aku sendiri tidak tau.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?