Grilled portobello mushrooms are also delicious. Brush the mushrooms with olive oil and season with salt, pepper, and a bit of smoked paprika. Grill them for a few minutes on each side until they are cooked through and have nice grill marks.
There were novels similar to Cultivation:
1: Fairy, Your Character Set Has Been Changed by Me, Author: Old Man Dong
2."Family Cultivation: Starting from the Evil Sword Immortal." Author: Green Lotus Yibai
3."Dimension Descending of the Two Worlds: Immortal Wu." Author: Shangdian
4."Black Mythology: Starting from the Destined Person", Author: The Four Seas Roar, Clouds and Water Rage
5."Green Lotus Immortal Clan", Author: A Naughty Xiugou
6."Longevity Begins from the Forbidden Technique." Author: Super Erha
7. Spirit Origin Immortal, Author: Match Burning Match
The following is a detailed introduction of these novels:
1:"Fairy, I've changed your character setting":"Fairy, I've changed your character setting."
"It's true.“
2.<<Family Cultivation: Starting from the Evil Sword Immortal>>: In the old land of Mount Shu, a magical black stone brought Xu Changqing to the cultivation world to become the head of a small family.
The legendary forbidden technique allowed the Evil Sword Immortal beyond the six realms to be reborn. He had two souls in one body, one righteous and one evil.
The Mystical Black Stone turning into an insect nest to control strange insects allowed Xu Changqing to embark on a rare path of insect cultivation.
"Xu Changqing, you destroyed my entire Li family. I've cultivated bitterly for hundreds of years just to take revenge on you. Hand over my life."
"Demon Xu, you took advantage of me to ruin my innocence. I swear to kill you."
"Everyone, you've found the wrong person. I've always pursued the Great Dao and have never done such a thing before."
Xu Changqing's expression was calm as he looked at the black mass of enemies outside the clan's array formation. He calmly began to send troops to set up the array formation.
Copper Fire Ants, Six-Winged Demon Centipedes, Nine Yin Barrier Venomous Bees, Ancient Gold Devouring Beetles…The swarm of insects that blotted out the sky and covered the earth attacked the enemies outside the array formation.
……
Years later, the people of the Immortal Cultivation world discovered that there were actually two Xu Changqing. One called himself the Insect Demon but was righteous, and the other called himself an Immortal but committed all kinds of evil.
3."Dimension Descending of Two Worlds: Martial Immortal": I have a divine eye, which can allow my soul to go to the immortal world, peek into the secrets of heaven, and see the secret of the human body. I can cultivate the Great Dao of Chaos and become a Martial Immortal.
Ye Shouliang: "Everyone dreams of ascending to the Immortal World. I can go if I want to."
"We're both in the cultivation world. My cultivation resources come from the immortal world. Stand firm. I'm going to start the dimensional reduction attack.
4."Black Mythology: Starting from the Destined Man": The mobile game "Black Mythology: Destined Man" sent Li Changan back to the world of the Journey to the West where gods and Buddhas were destroyed, demons ran amok, and the three worlds collapsed. The longer he survived, the stronger he would be.
Cultivation, divine powers, side techniques, magic treasures…they could be obtained from the game and brought back to the real world.
Black Bear Spirit Bodhisattva, Dark Moon Demon Monarch, Howling Sky Dog God, Hundred Eye Demon Monarch Bodhisattva, Yellow Wind Great King Bodhisattva, Yellow-Browed Old Buddha…One by one, demons who claimed to be immortals, Bodhisattvas, or Buddhas fell under his staff.
When he relied on the cultivation, divine powers, side techniques, and magic treasures he obtained from the game to obtain wealth and status in the real world, he realized that the real world was just the nineteenth level of hell in the world of Journey to the West…
Xin 'er was not dead yet, and she was free and unfettered. The destined one, Li Ping' an, had gone to the West again!
5."Green Lotus Immortal Clan": 6,000 per day (Family, Mortal)
He carried a Green Lotus Seed and a scroll of the Green Lotus Creation Technique.
He was reborn as the Young Clan Leader of Green Lotus Island and was appointed as the temporary Clan Leader of the clan in the face of danger. He wanted to see how the young man would lead his clansmen on the path of immortality and how he would dominate the three worlds.
He would strengthen the clan with the mindset of a reborn person and let the Green Lotus Immortal clan become the number one clan in the Three Realms.
6."Longevity begins with the extraction of forbidden techniques": Reincarnated into a high-level martial arts world, Chen Xuan activates the forbidden technique system and obtains exemption from the price of the forbidden technique.
Faced with the cruel situation, he had to extract forbidden techniques and open the path of crushing forbidden techniques!
Permanently forbidden technique, Ten Times Longevity Burning Saber Technique. The power of each slash was multiplied by ten times. The ultimate move was a normal attack!
One-time use forbidden technique, Eight Gates, Ye Kai. Who could block this kick of Ye Kai!
As he smoked, Chen Xuan realized that there was no one else who could stand shoulder to shoulder with him. He was the only one in the world!
7. Venerable Spirit Origin: Description: Mortal Stream-Online Intelligence-Invincible Spells, Qi Condensation-Foundation Establishment-Golden Core-Nascent Soul-Soul Formation, Spells-Beast Tamer-Talisman Creation
A young man from a rich mortal family had entered the cultivation sect, Water Cloud Stream, by chance. At the beginning of his cultivation, a mysterious drop of water appeared in his dantian…
Realizing that there was nothing in his heart, the little fish jumped out of the duckweed…
The reincarnated mighty figure, the natural sword immortal, the Golden Cicada Buddha, the nine generations of Demon Venerables, I have a hundred and eight thousand techniques…
You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
Journey to the West was a very famous classical novel. It told the story of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sand, who went through 81 difficulties to obtain the true scripture. Although this was a classic work, there were also some funny jokes. The following is an example:
One day, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie met a monster on their way to the Western Paradise. The monster looked very scary. Sun Wukong wanted to challenge the monster and asked,"What is your name?" The monster replied,"I'm called Black Bear Spirit."
Sun Wukong asked again,"Why are you called Black Bear Spirit?" "Because my color is black," answered the black bear spirit.
Sun Wukong thought about it and said,"Then why are you so black?"
The black bear spirit replied,"Because I ate a lot of black bear meat and bear paws, so I became so black."
Although this joke was a little absurd, it showed some strange creatures and humorous plots in Journey to the West.
Once upon a time, there were three turtles. They were the black turtle, the red turtle, and the blue turtle. They were very good friends, but because they walked very slowly, they had hardly been anywhere. So they decided to go and see the scenery on the mountain while they were still alive. It took them ten years to finally climb to the top of the mountain. When they happily took out the instant noodles they had prepared, they realized that they had forgotten to bring hot water. So the black turtle bravely went back to get hot water, while the red turtle and the blue turtle decided to wait for him to come back and eat instant noodles together. This story shows the friendship between turtles and the slow movements of turtles.
Detective Conan is a very popular Japanese mystery novel with many interesting plots and jokes. Here are a few jokes about Detective Conan:
There was a character in Detective Conan called Kudo Shinichi. He had a habit of leaving behind a " Shinichi " fingerprint after every murder. One day, he was eating in a restaurant. The waiter asked him what drink he wanted. Kudo Shinichi hesitated for a moment and then said,"I want a cup of 'Shinichi Juice'."
One of the two Detective Conan characters was called Maori Kogoro. He always tried to hide his reasoning ability. Every time he solved a case, he would say," I've ruled out all possibilities and there's only one possibility." Then he would explain why. Once, Maori Kogoro suddenly jumped up and said,"No, no, it's not that! " I have already ruled out all possibilities. There is only one possibility." At this time, Conan suddenly said," Maori Kogoro, you are not alone. All of our logic has been defeated by you."
Among the three Detective Conans, there was a character called Akai Shuichi who always tried to hide his identity, so he was called "Akai Hermit". Once, he met a woman in a bar who told him,"I'm Akai Shuichi's sister." "Your sister?" Shuichi asked in surprise. Are you sure you are Akai Shuichi?" "No, I'm not Shuichi Akai's sister. I'm Shuichi Akai's lover," the woman replied.
These jokes are just a small part of Detective Conan. I hope they can bring you some fun.
I can provide you with some jokes about green tea. Here are a few examples:
Why is green tea sweet? Because it had added sugar.
Why can green tea help you lose weight? Because it reduced the intake of calories.
3 Why can green tea be refreshing? Because it contains coffee.
Why can green tea prevent dental cavities? Because it reduced the growth of bacteria.
Why can green tea reduce inflammation? Because it contained tea vitamins.
I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
Of course. Here are a few jokes about interviews:
1 Why do interviewers always ask "Do you have any questions for me?"
Because they wanted to hear that your biggest question was that you had no questions about your class.
Why do some people show a strange expression during the interview?
Because they might be thinking,"How should I answer this question? I'm ready, but that doesn't mean I really want to ask anything."
3 How to answer the interviewer's question in the interview "What do you think is your greatest strength?"
"I'm a very confident person." The interviewer may ask,"How do you think this confidence is cultivated?"
"I've been training like this since I was young."
I hope these jokes will make you laugh and remind you to maintain a confident and positive attitude during the interview.
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
When you hear someone explain the pressure of computers by listening to an article on the Internet, you can say something like:
He said that computers sometimes feel pressure, just like you feel when you're playing computer games in the kitchen. But what he didn't know was that the computer would also feel the same pressure when it was playing computer games, just like the pressure you felt when you played computer games in the kitchen.
Well, it could be a collection of jokes woven into a fictional narrative. Maybe it has a main character who experiences different situations and the jokes are used to add humor to those experiences. For example, the character might be on a journey and along the way, they encounter various people and the jokes are the exchanges that happen between them. It could also be that the whole plot of the novel is a big joke in itself, with unexpected twists and turns that are funny.