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Mythical Era: My Electric Eel Clone Can Evolve Infinitely

Mythical Era: My Electric Eel Clone Can Evolve Infinitely

On March 1, 1999, during the old era, a gigantic six-winged creature with a bloodshot giant eyeball at the center of its six wings suddenly appeared over the land of Gaul, resembling an "angel" descending on earth! On January 27, 2000, during the old era, an enormous flaming giant, wearing a crown, emerged in the Arctic Iceland, standing hundreds of meters tall. The ice and snow melted, the earth collapsed, and the civilian casualties amounted to a hundred thousand! On February 13, 2000, during the old era, Mount Fuji erupted, and a colossal beast resembling an upright lizard emerged from molten lava. Three days later, the island of Honshu fell under its wrath. During the old era... In 123 during the new era, Chu Lingjun transmigrated into this terrifying world, but he possessed an electric eel clone. As the electric eel grew stronger, so did Chu Lingjun, and this electric eel could continuously devour and evolve without limit! As the body of the electric eel grew larger, reaching hundreds of meters, then kilometers, and even transforming into a dragon, Chu Lingjun's became increasingly powerful. The people around Chu Lingjun started to change their attitude towards him. His mother asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His relatives asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" His friends asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Strange beasts asked, "Lingjun, do you want a wife or not?" Chu Lingjun was dumbfounded.
Eastern
135 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
132 Chs
What makes a funny electric fence story?
Unexpected animals getting shocked. For example, a wild turkey approaching the fence and getting a shock, then running around in circles all flustered. It's funny because it's so unexpected and the animal's reaction is comical.
3 answers
2024-11-04 21:36
Tell me an electric fence christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, there was a farm with an electric fence. The animals on the farm were curious about the twinkling Christmas lights. One little lamb, not knowing about the electric fence, tried to get closer to the lights near the fence. As it got too close, it received a small shock from the fence. The lamb ran back to its mother, who then showed it the beauty of the Christmas lights from a safe distance. It was a lesson for the lamb and a unique Christmas experience on the farm.
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2024-11-10 08:34
Can you share a funny electric fence story?
Sure. Once there was a farmer who had an electric fence to keep his cows in. One day, a curious little squirrel decided to test it. It ran towards the fence, touched it with its tiny paw and got a little shock. It jumped back so high and then just sat there chattering angrily at the fence, as if scolding it for giving it a jolt. It was really hilarious to watch.
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2024-11-04 21:26
Can you share an electric fence funny story?
Sure! Once, a farmer installed an electric fence to keep his cows in. One curious calf didn't know what it was and walked right into it. The calf jumped back so fast, its tail was almost straight up in the air. It then ran around in circles for a while, as if it was trying to figure out what had just happened. All the other cows just stared at it, like they were laughing at the calf's silly behavior.
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2024-11-06 09:35
What could happen in an electric fence christmas story?
Well, someone might accidentally touch the electric fence while trying to hang Christmas lights on it. They would get a shock and might drop the lights, causing a bit of chaos.
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2024-11-10 09:10
What are some elements that make an electric fence funny story?
Surprise is a big one. Like when someone doesn't expect the shock from the fence and gets it. For example, a delivery man who thought the wire was just a regular fence wire and got zapped. Also, the reaction of animals or people after getting shocked can be really funny. A dog that jumps three feet in the air and then runs away barking.
3 answers
2024-11-06 09:00
Tell me a funny lawn mower electric fence story.
There was a gardener who had a brand - new electric lawn mower. One day, while mowing close to the electric fence that surrounded his garden, he didn't notice a small branch that was lying across the fence wire. As the mower hit the branch, it completed a circuit with the fence. There was a sudden jolt and the mower started to smoke a little. He was startled at first but then burst out laughing when he realized how silly the situation was. He had to call a repairman to fix the mower later, but the memory of that moment always made him chuckle.
1 answer
2024-12-13 01:15
Can you share the funny electric fence and lawn mower story?
There was this family with an electric fence around their property for security. Their lawn mower was a hand - me - down from their grandfather. One sunny day, as the son was using the lawn mower, he accidentally ran over the wire of the electric fence. There was a zap sound and the lawn mower made a funny noise and then died. The family all gathered around and they had a good laugh about it later. It became a story they told at family gatherings.
1 answer
2024-11-03 15:56
What makes the funny electric fence and lawn mower story so interesting?
The combination of two ordinary things, an electric fence and a lawn mower, in an extraordinary situation. It's not something you expect to happen every day. For example, if the lawn mower's engine starts to sputter because of the electric fence's interference, it creates a humorous and unique moment. Also, the reactions of the people involved, whether they are shocked, confused or just start laughing right away, add to the charm of the story.
2 answers
2024-11-03 17:29
Can you share another funny lawn mower electric fence story?
Sure. A boy was trying to be helpful by mowing the lawn with an electric mower. He wasn't really experienced. He got distracted by a bird and accidentally pushed the mower right into the electric fence. The mower's blade stopped spinning and there was a loud noise. His parents came running out and they all ended up laughing at the boy's clumsy mistake.
2 answers
2024-12-13 04:47
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