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==WFP #17 Gold Award Winner & WFP #17 No 1 Powerstone Vote== "Killing is a crime. Yeah, I get that. But, do you know what's not a crime? Spanking someone. Still... Spanking your own child is considered a crime. So, guess what? I can't do that to my own kid if I have one. But, you're not my kid. So, how about we have some fun? If you call me mommy, I might stop spanking your butt to shredded meat!!" Kuso Amakusa, the thirty-year-old programmer, known for his meticulous way of thinking, had to be reborn as a female knight. Not a normal knight that everyone knows, but as a Knight known as the "Technoknight". Join Discord at https://discord.gg/SAqeTKwuA4 or follow @wandiong on Instagram!! ===================================== Cover created by Ukhyukhy and used for commercial use exclusively by hartpeler for Reincarnated as the butt-spanking knight with a system. Anyone who used the same cover without the consent of the author or the illustrator shall be charged into legal action.

On the first day of military training, I accidentally “patted” the drill instructor in the group chat. “I patted Joseph Archer’s butt and said it was really soft.” For a moment, it felt like even the air froze. The flood of messages in the group stopped all at once, leaving only that one notification glaring on the screen. A few seconds later, a friend request popped up: “Joseph is requesting to add you as a friend.” I gritted my teeth and simply pretended I hadn’t seen it, closing the window. A minute later, another verification message appeared: “Which company are you in?” Screw it, I thought. I went all the way and added the instructor to my blacklist.

Eighteen year old Momo never thought she'd be chosen to become a magical girl of all things. Until one fateful night she is tasked to find allies and defend Earth against a terrifying alien power. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her new alien contact tells her that the center of her special powers is located in the strongest part of her body... which is... her... behind?!

join the larger than life Sir Bumble Butt with his best friend Waldo Waffles and his familiar Katrina as they embark on a journey filled with fire breathing dragons, talking vegetables and overall comical and magical chaos.

Long-time loner and party girl Marty Pendleton has finally fallen in love. The problem: Marty lives in Seattle, and her new girlfriend Taylor lives in Boston. Her best friend Elaine and her brother Sean are worried that, as usual, Marty will blow it.<br><br>Taylor is everything Marty could want in a woman: sexy, confident, and successful. But how will Taylor handle Marty’s penchant for over-reacting and drinking a bit too much?<br><br>When Marty makes assumptions, she risks losing everything. Can she convince Taylor she’ll change for the better and make this work, even long-distance?

There was a person names Nari, she was just a regular person living her highschool life but she absolutely loves reading about fantasy. But sadly she died to over exhaustion in her school works but she was reincarnated to another world The new world was full of magic and swords just like what she read, she was excited to live her new life. But what's this? She was reincarnated as a frog? Well that won't stop her from living her new fantasy life to the fullest. So Nari starts her journey to learn all types of magic in this new found world she was reincarnated into, what will happen next? Continue reading to find out! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Disclaimer: The Cover for this Novel is mine, it was made by AinsT1ck

The male protagonist of this book is Zhao Jiadi, with the nickname Baliang. He is extremely intelligent and brilliant. Like a hidden treasure, he remains low - key despite his great talent and wealth. He acts in a low - key and sophisticated manner. However, when the women he loves are in danger, he will be desperate to protect them, revealing his passionate side. Although he isn't perfect, he is genuine. Zhao Jiadi is the heir of Jinhai Industrial. He is a top - tier rich second - generation, yet few people truly know his identity. His mother immigrated to Canada and has been separated from his father, Zhao Xin, for many years without getting a divorce. Since childhood, he has been sent by Zhao Xin to a boarding school to live and study independently. He is a learning prodigy, a physics and chemistry genius, a Go master, and proficient in Russian and German. However, he has no knowledge of English. Because Huang Fangfei, Zhao Xin's concubine, is an English teacher, he resists English. He even submitted a blank paper for the English test in the college entrance examination. Even so, relying on his strengths in other subjects, he was admitted to a second - tier university in Shanghai from Hebei Province, and he achieved a full score in the math test of the college entrance examination, which is astonishing. He values friendship and loyalty. He treats his friends and subordinates like Han Daode equally, without any airs. He has high achievements in finance. When Jinhai Industrial is in crisis and Zhao Xin is imprisoned, he remains calm and composed. He neither complains nor resigns himself to fate but goes all out to overcome difficulties. After successfully rescuing Cai Yanzhi, who was kidnapped, he truly starts to shine, demonstrating extraordinary abilities. From then on, he forges ahead unstoppably, writing his own legend.

For Leo Zhang, graduation was a dead end. Drowning in debt and facing a mountain of rejection letters, he makes a desperate, bitter wish for a way to win a game he was never taught how to play. His wish is answered. The [Corporate Advancement System] installs itself in his life, transforming the brutal, soul-crushing world of corporate America into a gamified ladder of power. To survive, Leo must complete quests, unlock skills like [Poker Face] and [Data Mirage], and defeat a series of bosses—from petty, sabotaging colleagues to toxic managers and ruthless executives. But as he climbs from a powerless intern to a feared strategist, a chilling question emerges: Is he truly playing the System, or is the System playing him? As the stakes escalate, Leo realizes the game extends far beyond the boardroom, and the true nature of ultimate power is more terrifying than he ever imagined. To reach the top, he must uncover the secrets of the System itself, or risk becoming just another pawn in a game he can't comprehend.

Food has always been a delicacy to humans. Follow ninja toast in his endless journey of trying to find himself and answer his conflicted questions of life and meaning.

Ethan Cole, a 16-year-old nobody in Southampton FC's youth academy, is the team's weakest link, drowning in muddy pitches and his mum's Tesco struggles. Life kicks him hard-academy cuts loom, threatening his Premier League dream. Then, a sleepless night sparks the Football Prodigy System, flashing stats and Goat Points to forge a legend Ethan grinds through rain-soaked drills, chasing greatness to save his family. From Portswood's grey streets to St Mary's glory, can he rise from zero to the Greatest of All Time? Buckle up for his gritty climb.