funny bones drakes

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

REBORN AS A SKELETON! Scammed and abandoned, Sean Jackson died a miserable death. But death wasn't the end, it was just the beginning. Reborn as a skeleton in a dark forest, Sean finds himself in a world where the undead are revered; nobles in a twisted hierarchy. Now, with nothing to lose and power he never had in life, Sean sees his chance to take everything the world denied him. (A/N: This story explores dark and mature themes including slavery, trauma, and the depths of lust and ambition. Reader discretion is advised.) ps. Discord server: https://discord.gg/fNvBMyEdzg

The story opens on one of his lowest moments — not the end — then traces the path that led there... In a cultivation world where talent is law, Li Shen is a statistical error. Declared “nearly impossible to cultivate,” he enters a minor sect not as a disciple ...... but as a servant: disposable labor at the bottom of the ladder. No reincarnation. No hidden master. No heaven-sent treasure. Only a battered body, a stubborn mind, and a journal where he records every microscopic gain ..... then turns those notes into method. While geniuses rise like comets, he advances by brutal iteration: failure, adjustment, repeat. In a world designed to forget “trash,” what happens when the trash industrializes survival?

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Four years ago, Mathias Larsen broke siring laws to save a lover’s life.<br><br>Four months ago, that lover turned on him, leaving him for dead.<br><br>Now Mathias has followed her path of death to Las Vegas, straight to the last vampire who wants to see him: his sire. The man he left for a woman who stabbed him in the back.<br><br>Edmund has found love again with a nightclub owner, the very human Darby Bell. He doesn’t want to believe Mathias’s warnings, but a murder that hits too close to home gives him no choice. While he struggles to keep Mathias and Darby safe, emotions run high as old love collides with new.<br><br>But the clock is ticking. The vampire Assembly is coming to town, the local police are alerted to Mathias’s nocturnal activities, and passions are flaring high. Time is running out. By the time death strikes again, all bets are off.

Skyla wondered whether she was crazy or was the world driving her crazy? And everything started and ended because of her blood. The smell, taste or even the sight of her blood could drive anyone crazy making her life hard to live. Until one day, she found the gateway to another world. A place where all her nightmares became a reality. A place under the halo of the blood moon. ...... Defrox, the realm of darkness. Every morning is night and every midnight is when ‘they’ begin the hunt. Until one day, like the break of dawn, a woman brought light upon her arrival. A small faint light but was able to pierce the darkness for a moment. That’s when ‘they’ begin to question, “What is this delightful smell?” It is the smell of a new light, the sacred blood. Then the chaos began. ******* Instagram: author__rain or _Rain Discord: _Rain#8489 Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/dXqUYeMD2A Disclaimer: The cover does not belong to me. Just edited to suit my story.

A world where mythical creatures ruled the land. Where humans and magic beings sometimes worked harmoniously together, and other times, quite the opposite. A world where spirits could be helpers of the household or powerful enough to bring the dead back to life. Where elves could be as tall as the tallest man or as small as a human child. Where plants grew tenaciously despite human interference, some possessing the ability to heal burns in an instant while others could kill a horse with just one drop of its essence. A world in which some fish could fly and some birds lived in the depths of volcanoes. In a world of pure magic and uniqueness there lived an extremely average woman. At the age of 25, Caeli was the most ordinary person that existed. At least she believed so. With long auburn hair, tan skin, and chocolate brown eyes, she felt she was the most ordinary being to walk the planet. She would lead an ordinary existence until the day she died. Or so she thought. Until one day when a horde of angry villagers cast her out of her home and she begins a journey to find a place where she belongs. On her journey she will discover things about herself she never knew, make friends she has never had, and meet the most powerful dragons known to the world she was born into. Suddenly immersed in a world of magic, go with Caeli to places unknown, discover a love forbidden and a magic forgotten.

In the world, spiritual bones are divided into four grades. Grade one: Heavenly Spiritual Bone. Grade two: Golden Spiritual Bone. Grade three: Mysterious Spiritual Bone. Grade four: White Spiritual Bone. All others are considered Mortal Bones, with no chance of cultivation. A mere Mortal Bone, Xu Taiping, vows to prove to the world of cultivation that even a Mortal Bone can slay demons, eradicate evil, and ascend to immortality!