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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.
Fantasy
23 Chs
The Octopus
I don't know what a 'happy family' novel is. Can you tell me more about the octopus? I will try my best to answer your questions.
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2024-09-16 08:22
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
Octopus novels
Octopus novels referred to novels written by or related to octopuses. Octopus was an audio novel broadcaster. His works included One in Fourteen, The Hidden Ghost, The Midnight Coffin opener, and The Crossroad. In addition, there was a novel called After Becoming an Octopus, which told the story of an octopus's adventure at the bottom of the sea. Other than that, there were also octopus-related novels by other authors, such as Stone Octopus's " I Will Be Able to Use the Talent That Descends From Heaven " and " Three Palaces and Six Halls ", as well as " Lily and the Octopus ". However, more information about the octopus novel, such as content, style, and so on, was not provided in the search results.
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2025-01-10 05:43
Octopus novels
Octopus novels referred to novels written by or related to octopuses. We can conclude that Octopus is an audio novel broadcaster. His works include One in Fourteen, Onishi, Midnight Coffin opener, and The Crossroad. In addition, there was a novel called After Becoming an Octopus, which told the story of an octopus's adventure at the bottom of the sea. However, these search results did not provide detailed information about Octopus's novels, such as his genre, style, or storyline. Therefore, we are unable to give a more specific answer.
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2025-01-10 05:51
Reborn as an Octopus
" Reborn Octopus, I Become the God of Cthulhu " was a novel about a reborn octopus evolving into Cthulhu. The novel was written by the author, Bragging Simon Loves Pineapple. It was a sci-fi evolutionary mutation. The story was about the protagonist, Lu Feng, who accidentally found himself reborn as an octopus. Through devouring and upgrading, he gradually became Cthulhu. The novel had been updated by four chapters, and the latest chapter was " I, the Giant Undersea ".
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2025-01-04 23:07
You octopus
Octopuses were a type of spineless animal with the following characteristics: - ** High IQ performance ** - Through the mirror experiment: In the mirror experiment, you can recognize yourself in the mirror, but it is difficult for smarter animals such as dogs and cats to do so. - [Powerful Imitation Ability: The body has developed pigment-like cells. It is an Ocean Chameleon. It can change its body color according to the surrounding environment within 2 seconds. It can also spray ink 6 times in a row to avoid enemies.] It could disguise itself as seaweed when hunting, jellyfish, lionfish, etc. when encountering natural enemies. It could even wrap six tentacles around its head to imitate a conch and use two tentacles as feet to run quickly on the seabed. - [Proficient Tool Use]: There are two sets of memory systems. One is in the brain, and the other is directly connected to the tentacles. The tentacles can handle complicated problems without going through the brain. For example, when hunting for an oyster, they would find a small stone, secrete chemical elements to force the oyster to open its mouth, and throw the stone into the oyster with their tentacles before the oyster closed its mouth. When they were thrown into a glass bottle with a tight cap, they would use their tentacles to twist the cap along the screw to escape. - [Ability to " logically " think: Able to solve complex problems independently. For example, the octopus in the aquarium in Munich-found a 50-meter-long drain and successfully " escaped ". In the experiment at Colombia University, the octopus could distinguish male staff who took food and attacked them with ink, indicating that it could distinguish humans.] - ** Unique body structure ** - [Brain structure: It has nine brains. One main brain is located in the head, and eight secondary brains are located on each tentacle. There are 500 million neurons distributed in the brain, which is more than most mammals.] After the tentacles were cut off, they still had the ability to move and sense the outside world. - [Body Form: Symmetrized at the center, unlike most creatures on Earth that are symmetrical on both sides. This body structure subverts cognition, and some scientists even think that it doesn't look like a creature on Earth.] - ** Various survival skills ** - ** Wrist features and uses **: There are 8 strong and flexible wrists, each wrist has a lot of suction cups with strong suction ability. The wrists had different roles. When they slept, they would hide their bodies in the cracks of the stones, curl up their wrists, and leave one or two wrists to swing "sentry". It could use its wrist to crawl on the seabed and swim in the water by stretching the membrane between its wrists. It could also suck water into the outer mantle and spray water out of the funnel-shaped body tube to generate thrust in the opposite direction. - [Defense and Predatory Method: Fighting but bullying the weak and fearing the strong. When encountering a strong enemy, they will flee. If they can't escape, they will cut off their wrists. When encountering a weak enemy, they will first change their color to confuse the other party, then wrap their wrists, spray ink to numb the opponent, and finally swallow them into their mouths to enjoy.] They like to occupy the shell of the oyster to live. They will throw the prepared object into the oyster when it opens, so that the oyster cannot close the shell, and then eat the oyster meat and occupy the shell for themselves. - ** Family and species **: The octopus family is huge, with more than 200 known species. Different species have different shapes, colors, and skills. For example, short-clawed octopuses are short and have short wrists. They live in shallow waters and also change color according to the environment, but they are often caught and eaten in large numbers.
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2026-03-02 03:23
Octopus Monster
There were many types of octopus monsters in Japanese special films, such as Dalong in "Eddie Ultraman." Dalong was originally an octopus in the coastal waters of Tidal Wind Island. It was mutated into a monster by Chimaira. It was 53 meters tall and weighed 48000 tons. As Chimaira's bodyguard, it was good at entangling enemies with its tentacles and using high-voltage electric shocks. Finally, it was pierced and exploded by Otto's light spear. Gaius in "Severn Ultraman" was controlled by the hominoids of Earth, Nong Marth. He was 30 meters tall and weighed 10,000 tons. He attacked human marine work ships and was good at strangling enemies with six tentacles. Later, he was killed in a battle with Severn. There was also the octopus monster Tager in the "Ultraman" series, who was defeated by the big crab Ganza in the sea. In addition, a giant octopus with a body length of up to three meters was found in Hokkaido, Japan, and was described as a real "monster."
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2026-04-04 13:55
Small Octopus
The following steps could be used to draw a small octopus: First, draw an oval as the head of the small octopus, then draw its limbs, which are the antennae. When drawing, you need to pay attention to the front and back cover. Then draw a cute expression, such as sparkling eyes and beautiful blush on both sides of the cheeks. After the line drawing is completed, you can paint the octopus with a beautiful color, such as the body painted purple, or you can paint other colors according to your imagination. The novel " Devour the Starry Sky 2: Land of Origin " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-15 06:16
Living Octopus
Ordinary octopuses usually lived in caves or crevices in rocks. Sometimes, they would live in the shells of other shell-like creatures and move around with their "houses." In the Fantasy Tower's Sea-searching activity, one would be teleported to the second floor's upper right corner of the Dark Source Highland's Leap Door. After coming out, one would head northeast downstream and walk along the seabed. One would see a small octopus with a hard shell on its back, which was called the Living Octopus. If one hit it, the large hard shell would fall off. The novel,"Alien Hotel", is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-08-16 10:20
A joke, a philosophical joke
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
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2024-09-26 07:39
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