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I'm A Red Panda In A Beast World And Everyone Wants To Be My Mate!{BL}

I'm A Red Panda In A Beast World And Everyone Wants To Be My Mate!{BL}

"I just wanted to finish my shift, eat some ramen and go to sleep. Was that too much to ask?!" Neve had two goals in life: survive college and keep his part-time zoo job long enough to pay his tuition. Simple. But it was completely ruined when he saved his coworker from falling into the lion enclosure, fell in himself and died on a Thursday before he could eat his dinner. The worst part? It wasn't even supposed to be him. His coworker Rena was the one meant to fall. The one meant to come to this world. The one meant to receive the mission, the body, the whole thing. But Neve saved her. So now it was his problem. Waking up as a red panda in a beast world where nobody had ever seen a red panda before was not on his schedule. Neither was being mistaken for a female by an entire tribe including the chief. Neither was the system that showed up and handed him the most unhinged mission he had ever read in his life. {Welcome Host! Your mission — build a tribe of two hundred!} Neve grabbed a stick and started drawing recruitment plans in the dirt. Leadership structures. Resource management. He was actually proud of himself. {Clarification — the two hundred refers to litters.} The stick dropped. "LITTERS?!" {Do keep up, Host.} And as if the system wasn't already his biggest enemy, he shifted. One moment, he's a small confused red panda with no plan. Next moment, he's standing in the beast world looking like THAT. Pale skin. Black hair with red at the tips. Golden eyes. Red ears that had absolutely no business being that attractive. Suddenly every powerful, dangerous and completely unhinged beast man within breathing distance had very strong feelings about him. Neve did not build a harem. The harem built itself around him and refused to leave. . Three years later... "The litters are out!" Roan announced, wiping what was definitely not a tear from his face. "Twelve. Healthy. Beautiful. I counted twice." Aldric appeared in the doorway with a warm cloth. "How is he? Does he need anything? I made soup—" "I also made soup," Kael said quietly from the corner where he had apparently been standing for an unknown amount of time. "I made soup first," Aldric said. The door burst open. Ryken stood in the frame breathing hard as he had sprinted from the eastern border. His eyes went straight to Neve. "I came as fast as I could. Are you— is he— are they—" "Everyone is fine," Cael said from beside Neve, not looking up. Ryken sagged with relief. Then looked around at the room full of husbands competing to be the most useful and frowned. "Did I miss anything?" Vaelthorn's ancient, unbothered face shifted into something that was almost a smile from his corner. "Only one question left." He looked around the room slowly. "Whose litter is Neve producing next?" "MINE!" Every single one of them said at the same time. Neve lay back, completely surrounded as he stared at the ceiling and thought about his old life. His old job. His old stinky enclosures. 'I'd genuinely rather be back in that zoo right now.' . . He was a zookeeper. He just never expected to end up as the most protected, most fought over and most aggressively loved creature in the entire beast world. Nobody warned him that working with animals was a lifetime commitment.
LGBT+
215 Chs
System, Shut Up, It's Just a Panda!

System, Shut Up, It's Just a Panda!

​System, Shut Up, It's Just a Panda! ​ [CRITICAL ALERT! The Host has entered the forbidden lair of the THOUSAND-YEAR YIN-YANG BEAR DEMON! It is gathering Primordial Chaos Energy to execute a world-shattering calamity! Your soul is 0.0001% away from being extinguished!] ​Lu Chen stared at the flashing, blood-red holographic warning filling his vision. Then, he looked past the screen at "Fatty." ​Fatty was a three-hundred-pound giant panda currently stuck on his back in a dirt ditch, flailing his legs in the air because he was too fat to roll himself back over. ​"A world-shattering calamity?" Lu Chen sighed. "He's literally huffing because he can't scratch his own butt. Shut up, you glitching piece of junk." ​Lu Chen gave the panda a manual push onto its feet and dumped a bucket of standard zoo bamboo on its face. ​[CONGRATULATIONS! You have successfully subdued the Primordial Threat with peerless, world-defying courage! SSS-RANK REWARD DISTRIBUTED: Primordial Tyrant Physical Constitution!] ​ Lu Chen just wanted to pay his rent. Taking a low-paying junior zookeeper job at the run-down Greenwood Zoo seemed safe enough until an overly dramatic [Primordial Monster Sect Overlord System] bound to his soul. ​The problem? The system’s environmental scanning code is completely fried. To this glitched interface, a basic city zoo is an ancient, cutthroat cultivation sect, and the lazy, well-fed animals are world-ending mythological threats. ​Because the system genuinely believes Lu Chen is risking his life navigating a demonic realm, it hands out absurd, god-tier cultivation rewards for doing basic manual labor: ​Shovel wild boar manure? [Purify the Miasmic Pit of the Netherworld Pig Spirit!] Reward: Divine Physical Strength. ​ Trade an apple to a monkey for a tourist's stolen iPhone? [Suppress the Divine Vajra Monkey King!] Reward: Peerless Flash-Step Movement Techniques. ​While the system constantly screams about fractured skies and apocalyptic pressure, Lu Chen treats the epic notifications like annoying pop-up ads. He has zero desire to ascend to the heavens; he just wants to use his new god-like strength to carry heavy feed bags faster so he can slack off on his shift. ​But when the zoo accidentally goes viral online and greedy corporate real estate moguls send thugs to sabotage the enclosures, the system flags them as a "Grand Infiltration of Demonic Cultivators." ​Armed with a deeply sarcastic attitude and a pack of heavily pampered "primordial beasts," Lu Chen is about to show the world exactly what happens when you try to mess with a zookeeper's end-of-the-month bonus. ​[System:] [The heavens themselves are shaken by your absolute dominance!] [Lu Chen:] "I told you to shut up. I'm clocking out for lunch."
Urban
26 Chs
The difference between catfish and catfish
Catfish were a large family that included many different species. Earth catfish was a type of catfish. The differences were as follows: 1. ** Appearance ** - ** Dorsal fin difference **: Large mouth catfish (foreign catfish species, fast-growing, large in size) has a back thistle on its back from the end of its tail and flies up. Earth catfish only have a very small back fin, and the back part from the tail to the tail is smooth. - ** The situation of the whiskers **: The catfish, also known as the local catfish, had a flat head and a big mouth. The adult catfish had two pairs of whiskers, and one pair of whiskers reached the end of the pectoral fin. The shape and length of the whiskers of other catfish species were different from the catfish. For example, there were eight roots in the mouth of the Egyptian pond fish. - [Body Pattern]: Catfish usually have many patterns. For example, the southern catfish looks similar to catfish, but there are no or very few patterns. 2. ** Growth characteristic ** - Growth speed: Some catfish such as catfish grow fast. For example, catfish can grow up to dozens of catties. Catfish grow slowly. Generally, they are about half a catty, and the largest one is only one or two catties. - ** Meat texture **: The meat of the catfish is very good and delicious, while the meat of the catfish is very poor and tastes coarse and meaty. 3. ** Body size **: In general catfish species, catfish such as catfish can grow up to hundreds of kilograms, while catfish usually do not exceed ten kilograms. The novel "Watching the Moon on Fish Island" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-06-17 07:49
Who is Cory Weissman in the '1000 to 1 the cory weissman story'?
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2024-11-14 19:15
Who is Cory Weissman in the '1000 to 1 Cory Weissman Story'?
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2024-11-28 03:38
Amur catfish
Yellow-bone fish was a freshwater fish with rich nutritional value. According to traditional Chinese medicine, the yellow-bone fish was sweet and mild in nature. It could benefit the spleen and stomach, diuretics, and swelling. It was rich in protein, fat, vitamins, and minerals. It was especially suitable for people with spleen deficiency and swelling. Yellow Bone Fish could be used to make many delicacies, such as braised Yellow Bone Fish, braised Yellow Bone Fish, and Yellow Bone Fish Soup. When making braised yellow-bone fish, one could fry the yellow-bone fish until both sides were golden yellow. Then, add ginger, garlic, onions, and other ingredients, and cook until the soup was thick. When making braised yellow bone fish, one could kill the yellow bone fish and fry it until both sides were golden yellow. Then, add seasoning and a suitable amount of water and cook it until the soup was thick. When making Yellow Bone Fish Soup, one could fry the Yellow Bone Fish until both sides were golden yellow. Then, add water and seasonings and cook until 1/4 of the soup was left. Yellow bone fish could be fished on rainy days or at night. Using bait with a strong fishy smell and bubble resistance could increase the rate of catching fish. In short, the Yellow Bone Fish was a delicious and nutritious fish that was suitable for making many dishes.
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2025-01-07 22:54
Who is Cory Weissman in the 'watch 1 in 1000 the cory weissman story'?
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2024-10-28 15:16
Who is Cory Weissman in 'watch the cory weissman story'?
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2024-11-22 00:09
Is catfish real or fictional?
Catfish are real. They are a type of fish found in various water bodies around the world.
3 answers
2024-10-13 13:09
Is 'Catfish' a true story?
Yes, 'Catfish' is based on real-life events and experiences.
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2024-10-10 22:39
Is Catfish a Real Story?
Yes, it can be. There are many cases of people being deceived in real life that resemble the concept of 'catfish'.
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2024-10-15 21:17
Top Catfish Stories: What are some of the most amazing catfish stories?
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2024-10-30 03:29
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