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He likes his tea at the correct temperature, his socks properly paired, and his mornings arranged in a way that suggests the universe still has standards. When the rain starts melting streets, the dead begin walking, and something the size of an office block starts treating the city like a snack drawer, Arthur does what any sensible man would do. He complains about infrastructure. Unknown to Arthur, the world ended three years ago. Also unknown to Arthur, an ancient reality-warping entity has bonded itself to him and now lives inside his shadow. It can erase monsters, bend perception, fold space, and turn threats into neat little cubes before Arthur has time to notice anything impolite happening nearby. Unfortunately, its host has the survival instincts of a tax form and the emotional range of a man mildly inconvenienced by poor customer service. So while Arthur walks through the apocalypse looking for socks, groceries, functioning public transport, and someone to accept his complaint letters, the thing inside his shadow works itself half to death keeping him alive. It destroys horrors before he sees them. It edits reality when he notices too much. It silently curses every monster stupid enough to approach him. And Arthur, somehow, still thinks the city just needs better maintenance. A/N: I was discovering my writing style for a few months while writing this (My first book) so the atmosphere and ambience change a lil

Aria-Hello!! Is this Sarah?? Evan-Hello!! Aria-Is this Sarah??? Evan-Excuse me??Do I sound like Sarah Aria-Buuttt Sarah could sound like you Evan-Whhhaatt!!! Aria-Oh shit shit !!!! Aria Willams ,17 year old, innocent girl is forced by her friends to prank call for the first time. What happens when the person calls her back and the prank she played backfires on her. Well let's see where this call ends!!..

After the accident, medical personnel took Ashton to the hospital. He got the idea to prank his friends and partner. He pretended to have amnesia. But when he asked who Lance was, (he and Ashton never talked)he said that he was Ashton's partner. Ashton took a second to think about all memories with Lance and figure out if he actually didn't remember something with Lance. Lance is cold with just about everyone. Now, he is loving, sweet, and possessive. He almost fully believed that he had lost his memory with the time he spent with Lance. While all this was happening, his actual boyfriend, Trevor, went for his female best friend Sophie, using the "amnesia" as an excuse. A lie can’t last forever… and eventually, Ashton will have to face the truth.

A Shodimu Sophia, Dream_writer11, novel. A story of a high school girl who has endured a lifetime of abuse. She finds herself entangled in a school where a notorious prankster, who happens to be a wealthy player, reigns supreme. When he pranks her, she fearlessly retaliates, sparking an unexpected romance. Diana Kent After the tragic death of her father, she was forced to live with her mother. Depression wasn't the best state for the young widow as she inflicted all the pain on her teenage daughter. She ignored all her duties as a mother and it became the responsibility of the child. Dylan Kings Bluefall's popular prankster and ladies man, Dylan Kings had all every child his age could wish for. Money, looks, luxury. He was popularly known for pulling pranks on people for the sake of fun. After making a huge mistake by pulling a prank on a nerd and hoping to get away with it, she became the first and only person to plot a revenge against him. Two different lives meet for the sake of a prank. Find out in pranking the prank king.

Welcome fellow readers as I am DeathJoke, the master of JimboRudda and you may as well know more of my game! DeathJokes Game: The Aim of the Game... Survive this maze until 24 hours are complete! And do you want to what you'll be surviving from? PRANK!! LOTS AND LOTS OF PRANKS THAT ROAM THIS MAZE!!! Believe me when I say that there isn't any exit so you'll be expecting to roam around the maze until your freedom has been rewarded and just to clarify some of the rules. DeathJoke Rules: Rule Number 1: Everything is Connected Rule Number 2: Make it Out Alive Rule Number 3: Build your way to survival Rule Number 4: You are the weapon Rule Number 5: 1 HP Rule Number 6: Death is a New Beginning Rule Number 7: Everything has a Cost And as for the map of this area, only one must bear the map while the others act as a team, oh I forgot one more thing, any death occurring will cost you another hour so you'll be here longer. And Now... Let the Games Begins!!!!

Ethan Carter faked amnesia for three years to win me over. I fell for it. Completely. I was standing outside his door, positive pregnancy test in my hand. Then I heard her voice, the woman who always hated me. "Thank you for this little amnesia game. 99 pranks on Anna." His voice, the one I loved, answered her. "Just get to 100. Then I'm all yours." I wasn't his future. I was the final joke in his sick game to win another woman, Sophia Zane. So, I died in a plane crash. They say he went mad, tearing through the burning wreckage himself. All he found was a single ring. Engraved inside, it read: “The 100th prank: I bet you love me.” He faked his past to steal my heart. So I faked my death to break his soul.

First book in Uncle Bull series George Sam is an old soldier in his 70s. He has a nickname, Uncle Bull. Despite his age, his mind is still young. Everyone loved him for being innocent. He was nicknamed Uncle Bull because of his fun-loving interest in female subjects. His wife does not like his humor and says that he is a servant of Satan and God. But to him, it's all just a joke. His wife is always quarreling with him because of his sense of humor. Struggling with his wife's harassment, Uncle Bull sought help from his friends. They gave him a way to calm his wife down, a drug that softened the mind. But it was a deadly drug known as the Devil's Viagra. So, they organized to get it and gave him that drug. So one day he made a juice mixed with that deadly drug and gave it to her. But she saw that white powder added to the juice. Suspicious, she questioned him. After a fight, she finally forced him to drink the juice. So Uncle Bull who drank the juice mixed with the deadly drug lost his sense of self under its intoxication, turned into a prophet and a savior, and ran out of the house. In the race, Uncle Bull wanders through town like a clown in a horse-drawn carriage he sees along the way. During that time he sneaks into the sanctuaries of some sinners and captures them, saving some from certain dangers, thus making Uncle Bull a hero.

I spent three years acting out a "devoted girlfriend" script with my amnesiac boyfriend, betting my heart, my education, even the baby I hadn't yet brought into this world. Then I overheard him talking to his white moonlight and realized the amnesia was a lie—I was just his tool for playing pranks 100 times to please the woman he couldn't have. Searching for a bracelet in a rainstorm night, having my study-abroad chance destroyed, watching the game design draft I had stayed up three all nights to finish get folded into paper airplanes... even my baby became a victim of their prank game. When I couldn't take it anymore, I planned a plane crash and vanished from his world for good. I thought it was freedom, yet until two years later, the jerk who once broke me nearly to death went insane holding my "ashes," kneeling outside my studio to confess, wrists carved up with self-inflicted scars, and even throwing $12 million at my game to "atone." However, what he doesn't know is this: that Claire Bennett who loved him died a long time ago. The one still breathing now is only here to make him spend the rest of his life paying back every one of those 100 wounds.

A chubby girl who got tricked by a Badass guy will she just get over it?! Or will she avenge because of a prank.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!