across the spiderverse meme

“Boss. Aren’t you too greedy? You are selling this husky mutt for 500,000?” A cute girl in a ponytail held a husky puppy, whose eyes looked exceptionally wise, in her arms as she glared at Lin Ye. Her gaze was accusing him of being a dishonest trader. Lin Ye explained, “Miss, I have to formally inform you: this is not a husky mutt.” The girl retorted, “Don’t you dare trick me.” “I’m serious. It has the bloodline of Cerberus. Its potential is limitless.” The girl was stunned by Lin Ye’s words. After pondering for a moment, she realized that what he said was absurd. Agitated, she yelled, “Are you sure? I don’t believe it!” Lin Ye gestured at the husky in her arms as he said, “Little fella, get down and show your future owner what you can do. Go!” “Woof!” The girl shrieked in horror as she witnessed the little husky spit out a fireball the size of a fist. …… Many years later, Lin Ye has crowned the Father of Beast-taming of the Blue Planet. When he was interviewed, he said forlornly, “It all started with a husky mutt.” At the same time, in a mansion, a gigantic red dog with three heads sneezed. Then, it barked at the television before it. “Woof!”

Wang Fan awakens a food system and thus all dishes he makes are delicious. Then, he begins his culinary journey with a food stall. "The soft and glutinous rice noodle rolls paired with fresh, juicy, and springy shrimp, that wonderful taste is simply incredible." "Grilled skewers are unbeatable, not only is the lamb skewer grilled to perfection and juicy, but it also has a hint of apple fragrance." "Crab Roe Bun is the eternal god! Gently slice through the smooth and tender bun skin, and the golden crab roe and crab meat instantly flow out, the fresh aroma of crab lingering at the tip of your nose, this is the legendary glowing cuisine!" "Darn! Wasn't Boss Wang selling buns at Tiantongyuan just yesterday? I barely managed to rush over here early in the morning, and now you tell me he's gone? Where did he go?!" "Hello? Is this the TV station? I'd like to place a missing person notice!" "Help me up, I can still eat three more bowls!"

[Interstellar + Few Females, Many Males + Cultural Importer] In a dazzling, decadent bar, Jiang Qin's performance of "As Wished" directly purified 2% of the males' pollution. In an Interstellar era where Calming Power is paramount, she single-handedly caused the run-down little bar where she worked to skyrocket to fame. The Imperial Royal Family, the Federation's richest man, top students from military academies, research geniuses, and other high-quality males also flocked to see her. Even the girls, who were also females, went crazy for her songs. Just when everyone thought she was merely a female whose singing was particularly soul-stirring. She went onto the battlefield, holding a pipa. A powerful and resonant performance of "Ambush from All Sides" directly caused the males to enter a frenzied state on the spot, all while maintaining their sanity. Now, even if the Federation officials wanted to hide her away, the major powers were no longer willing to back down, each offering exceptional terms to poach her. The entire Interstellar space was swept by a storm named Jiang Qin. And the Jiang Family, who had once abandoned their biological daughter for their adopted one, was filled with endless regret. 1V_N or No CP

Li Jing: Nezha, in your father's heart, you are always the most beautiful boy. Nezha: Dad, what if I said I've caused trouble again? Li Jing: It's okay, you are just a child! Dragon King of the East Sea: .... Shiji Niangniang: .... Patrolling Yaksha: .... Taiyi Zhenren: .... Other Bystanders: ... Transforming into the ultimate doting father, Li Jing becomes the strongest dad in the 'Investiture of the Gods'. Everything starts from 'Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child'.

Across the Stunning Beast Princess: Phoenix Against the World summary: She, First Princess residence only legal daughter, yet known as waste in whole country! when the cold eyes opened, she is the 21st century most dangerous genius assassin! When sickly young miss expose edge, was absolutely brilliant, countless men and women in the world greatly admire…… he is the absolute king of night, cold blooded and ruthless, in troubled times meet by chance with her, zither and flute ensemble, since then in heaven and earth, life and death go hand in hand. Written by Lu Fei.

The meaning of life and all of its up's and downs in one nice book, while also being the most subjective read. Or you can just look at the title and know what is inside.

In their world, Jiang Mingyue is a promising female physician, serving the Crown Princess to find a cure for a dormant poison in the Princess's body. In their world, Yang Yun is a promising captain of an Elite soldier. He vowed to love and protect Mingyue all his life. Until an incident tore them apart. The two were separated into two different worlds. He pledged to search for her no matter how long it’ll take him, no matter how many dimensions he had to travel to. But when he finally found her again, she had no memories of him. What else can he do but to work hard and win her heart back? ----- “First of all, I don’t believe in reincarnation.” “I’m not saying anything about reincarnation.” “Then what?” she raised a brow. “Time traveling? Are you sure you haven’t been watching too much sci-fi?” She pursed her lips when he didn’t say anything. “Let’s see,” she flicked across the pages. She watched him nodded and shook her head in disbelief. “You’re out of your mind.” She stood up and leaned towards him to place her hand on his forehead. He flinched. “What are you doing?” “Checking to see if you had a fever,” she said with a sigh. “But you seem healthy.” “I’m not sick.” “I know.” “I’m not crazy.” Yang Yun closed his eyes when she looked at him in doubt. He had been searching for her for years. And right now, the love of his life was standing right in front of him. But she doesn’t seem to remember him. It was as if her memories of the past, the memories of him have all been forgotten. She lifted her hand, and her fingers rested on his cheek. “I like you, Yang Yun.” She drew her hand and frowned. “But I don’t understand why you keep telling me about these stories. Why are you forcing me to accept this?” She closed her eyes briefly. “Sometimes, I wonder if you really like me, or am I just a substitute to someone you knew in your past.” ----- Author's Note: The main genre of this story is Romance. But, there will be a bit of fantasy and political intrigue as well. ----- Cover: kirinlukis ----- Support me at https://ko-fi.com/zetsubouaichan

By pure chance, Gu Zhao discovered that the ancestral Five Thunders Token passed down from his grandfather could actually transport him to another world! All those Daoist arts that were utterly impossible to cultivate or cast in modern society could be used freely in this alternate realm! If that was the case, didn’t that mean true immortality was well within his reach? Sure, this new world was crawling with ghosts and demons, but among those ghosts were breathtaking beauties, and among those demons were seductive temptresses! Since that was the case, why not…

What would you do if a handsome stranger claimed to be your husband? Penelope Logan wakes up after an accident and has no idea who Roman Cross is or what is going on but one thing is certain: this is not her world! Everything here is better from her job to her doting husband but she knows none of it belongs to her. Why do parallel worlds have to be so tempting?! *Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*

Family is a luxury not everyone can afford. Adelyn learned that the day Clara returned to the Scott family —and she quietly stopped belonging. No one abused her. No one hurt her openly. But the love that was once hers alone became divided. The attention that once chose her … became something she had to borrow. And whenever something precious stood between her and Clara —Adelyn was the one asked to let go. Not once. Not twice. But every single time. Her dreams. Her choices. Her place in the family. Her heart didn’t break in a single moment —it wore down slowly … until nothing remained worth fighting for. So, she erased herself from their world. Not in anger. Not in revenge. But to save what little of herself was left. ————— Seven years later, Adelyn returned. Not for the Scott family. Not for their love. She came back for the dreams she was once forced to abandon —and this time, nothing would be taken from her. No compromises. No sacrifices. Only her life. Her rules. She breathed in freedom. “No family…no shackles.” But just then— Two small arms wrapped around her legs. She stiffened. Looking down, she met a pair of familiar doe eyes staring up at her with unwavering trust. “Mama … Eira waited long for you. Don’t leave again.” …Mama? Before she could understand or react, a tall shadow fell over them. A man stood there —gaze sharp, cold, claiming —looking at her like she had belonged to him. “You dared to show up again?” Adelyn felt clueless. She would have asked him what he meant, however — Before she could speak — the ground vanished beneath her feet. A powerful arm lifted her effortlessly. “Since you dared …” his voice dropped —low, restrained, dangerous. “Don’t think of escaping again.