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[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

FBI trainee Maya Reyes has one obsession: catching a serial killer who has eluded law enforcement across the Pacific Northwest for years. When a new body surfaces in Seattle with a signature the killer has never left before—a deliberate, ritualistic burn mark—Maya becomes convinced this is her case. This is the killer she's been hunting. But Maya doesn't know why yet. Fifteen years ago, a young girl named Lucia was abducted and assaulted by a predator who left her for dead. She survived. She escaped. And she's haunted Maya ever since—because Lucia is her sister. Now, as Maya closes in on the investigation, the killer becomes aware of her. And he recognizes something in her name: a connection to his only failure, his only escape. The sister of the one who got away. What follows is a twisted game of cat and mouse across the rain-soaked streets of Seattle, told through the fractured perspectives of a brilliant, charming predator; an obsessed FBI agent fighting her own demons; and a survivor forced to confront the man who destroyed her. But nothing is what it seems. The identity of the killer holds a secret that will shatter everything Maya thought she knew about her sister, her case, and herself.

Tang Long has traveled through! Traveling back to Cleveland, Citi in 2007, becoming the Cavaliers' internal iron gate. That year was the big ball era when the Purple Army and Green Shirt Army dominated the league! Originally, the Cavaliers were not a powerhouse, but everything changed because the team acquired Tang Long! At the beginning, the invincible ability of Ziyuan Dun is fused, and the most dominant player in the NBA is about to be born! Millions of fans watched Tang Long's super strong back-to-back singles, absolute defense in the penalty area, and were stunned one by one! Some people claim that Tang Long is a giant in the interior and the strongest genius center forward of this era! So, all the top football teams chased after Tang Long like crazy

After the Campus Belle launched her Green Tea offensive on me, I suddenly began to hear her inner thoughts. [Ahhhh! She's angry, she's angry! Her scrunched-up face is so cute!] [Being a Green Tea is so tiring. Seducing dudebros is even more exhausting! If only I could just kiss Chloe right now.] [I really want to do her hard right now!] Me: "??" The one she wants to 'do hard'... it couldn't be me, right? It can't be, right?

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

All of this is because I sent a birthday present to Ryan's brother. He broke up with me in a cliff like manner and left for a foreign country without saying a word. Three years later, he finally calmed down. After landing late at night, he arrogantly asked me, "Do you know you're wrong At that time, I was being kissed by his brother and my legs were weak. His brother whispered to me, "I know I'm wrong. Let me go back to my room and sleep tonight."

"THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR." In the distant future, a species known as the Alharids brings mankind to its knees, forcing them to compete in an event called "the Trials." Two other species were involved, the Spreals and the Axioms (written in human pronunciation, anyway), both also being desperate to survive this cataclysm. Every 4 years, the Alharids would unleash what humanity called a "doomsday device," causing what many called "the Void" to expand further, slowly closing in on the contestants' home planets. The species that could find the "Heart" of the Void, a large, colossal piece of equipment hidden throughout the Void that served as the moving force of the event, would be spared for the next 10 years, until the Void moved again. The others would have to watch as the Void closed in on them even further, knowing their time is shorter than the rest. Until, of course, they go "poof." The Axioms are in the lead. The Spreals are second. Earth is third. In short, mankind is on the brink of being destroyed — the next Trial may as well be their last. Perhaps the Alharids wanted to get rid of them quicker, they figured, as the next Trial was commenced just 1 year later, hardly giving humanity time to prepare their artificial pilots for the Dead Zone. Left without a choice, humanity desperately sends in their top-scoring pilot to proceed within the round, doing whatever they can with underprepared equipment.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"