jokes for chinese people

Zhao Yu came to the deserted planet to build a base, create an underground city and hide in it. Worried about the threat from the unknown civilization, Zhao Yu dug out a small half of the planet and built star destroyer cannons capable of destroying the planet, as well as tens of thousands of fully intelligent mechanical dogs in various forms. The defensive robotic dog, the Gate God, would disguise itself as a small mountain and fortify around the base. Detection and gathering robot dog - Tsotan, would disguise as a rolling stone and wander around the planet to collect useful resources. Combat robot dog - Nezha, would disguise as a crater, scattered around the base, ready to be able to attack the enemies that may come. Around the base, they were ready to attack the enemies that might come. On this day, his gathering robot dog - Tsotan, dragged back a spaceship. It captured three alien creatures, claiming to be from Earth. Zhao Yu was confused. "Didn't I travel to the deep space of the universe? How come I'm on the back of the moon and being treated as an alien by humans?"

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

The whole world mutated. Mysterious resurrections happened in real life. The Tribulation descended. Everyone would awaken the ability to rule over beasts at the age of 18 and obtain a Lord Space of their own. After one month, their Lord Space would materialize and they would become a Lord. When they awakened, each Lord would obtain a summoning pool to summon their own troops. They had to plunder resources, strengthen their troops, expand their territory and defend themselves against the invasion of demons! Ren Qi recruited a mutated succubus from the very start. She could keep ascending until she became a fallen angel! Someone exclaimed, “Someone managed to recruit a succubus?” Another person said, “Why are you envious of him? Succubi don't have much combat ability and are weak. When his Lord Space materializes, he will most likely be consumed by the demons.” Someone said, “Hahaha, I awakened a top-tier troop, the Golden Tiger. I am invincible.” Not long after, Ren Qi’s territory expanded to the Warring Nation Level. A group of fallen angels stood beside him as they looked down on all the demons. The weakest fallen angel was an existence akin to a demigod.

Lu Xuan, a graduate of Zhijiang University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, travels to a parallel world that doesn't value traditional Chinese medicine much. Because of his forthrightness, he offended the department head and was sent to work at a Health Center. Originally thinking that his life was almost over, Lu Xuan discovered that he could hear the Heart's Voice of traditional Chinese medicine. "Aversion to cold, fever, obvious tenderness with rebound pain in the entire abdomen, positive psoas sign..." [Intestinal abscess, how unlucky this guy is. Use downward-draining method to relieve, attack and expel, moisten and unblock to guide the stool and eliminate stagnation to cleanse substantial heat, this illness... rhubarb, mirabilite... it's up to you.]

#I asked you to survive in the wild, but you're raising a cat while doing livestreams?# #I thought you were here just to make up the numbers, but you're taking the entire internet by storm?# Song Qingyou transmigrated over a dozen times for the sake of survival before she finally returned to her original world. She wanted to laze around and do nothing, but she was forced to fend for herself in the wilderness due to her unfortunate circumstances. However, after finding a cat, her life turned out to be completely different from the rest. Other people started the game with straight knives and lighters... But she started with a cat. Other people exhausted themselves from climbing trees to harvest fruits... But she barbecued fish for her cat. Other people worked hard to build their own shelters... But she made a nest for her cat. *** Everyone waited for nature to teach Song Qingyou a lesson on how to behave like a normal person, but she was going through the survival game as if she was on vacation. She went viral on the internet. *** Song Qingyou thought her cat was just a little smarter than ordinary cats, but it turned into a human one day... Later, Song Qingyou was photographed going out with the CEO of Jiang Group. Song Qingyou clarified things during a livestream, "It's a coincidence. We're not dating each other." Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Zhihan, who had transformed into a human again, walked past the camera. That, too, went viral. Song Qingyou quickly started to explain herself. "We're ordinary friends. We're not living together." Just as she finished saying that, Jiang Zhihan appeared again in a bathrobe and said, "We're out of shower gel. Don't forget to buy the same one you did last time." Song Qingyou subconsciously answered, "Okay." People who were watching the livestream fell silent. #You certainly aren't dating each other. You're practically married, aren't you?!"

When I was twenty years old, I accepted an antique that I shouldn't have accepted because of greed. Since then, in order to stay alive, I have had to go in and out of those forbidden places where there is a risk of death.

Tom was the youngest son of the biggest tycoon in the blue planet. As a rebirth man, he knew that the blue planet would be destroyed in the future. People lived in a magical game world through the game, The World of Magic OL. After entering the game, he was surprised to find that there was a top-up entry in the game. He had become the only player in the game world who could pay to upgrade! If he wanted the beautiful queen, the emperor said, as long as the price is in place, a few princesses can serve you as maidservants. If he wanted to draw a legendary hero in the lottery system, he would offer one million dollars. With a lot of money, there must be brave men! Want land? The Gold Titans sold out all their clan lands, because Lord Tom has really given them too much. Since then, in the world of magic, there was an extremely rich man.

Can Traditional Chinese Medicine cure illnesses? Of course, it can. But the counterfeiting of medicinal herbs is shocking. For example, Red Ginseng, which should be prepared from Ginseng, is replaced by merchants with cheaper American ginseng. It would be a miracle if such Chinese medicinal herbs could cure any illness. Li Xu has bound himself to the [Daily Intelligence System]. [Intelligence 1: Yiyao Hall in the Chinese medicinal herbs wholesale market has just received a batch of genuine Malva nuts.] [Intelligence 2: Guangyi Trading is boiling and dyeing hyacinth beans, worth 20 yuan/jin, to pass them off as Sour Jujube Seeds, worth 800 yuan/jin.] [Intelligence 3: Three wild Danggui of excellent quality are growing on the ridge of Peach Mountain, west of the city. They have matured, please collect them in a timely manner.] [Intelligence 4: Your next-door neighbor, Hu Wenguang, has a kidney yin deficiency. You can use two liang of Goji Berries, seven qian of mulberries, one liang and two qian of rehmannia root...] Using good herbs, prescribing good formulas, and applying good acupuncture... Li Xu will let the world know what true "curing illness upon treatment" means!

Chu Hao has traveled to a different world where everyone has the opportunity to become a god. And everyone here can design their own exclusive world of God's Domain! Beautiful and delicate fairy world? The majestic dragon's nest plane? The ancestral witch world in the beginning of chaos? These are too weak, my design is an endless abyss! Here is the endless, suffocating horror land! Here is a place where the environment is extremely harsh and life is extremely dangerous! This is a place where there is no morality and never stops killing! This is the home of the abyss demons and the final destination of the chaotic evil spirits! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! Genre: FantasyUrban Tags: No RomanceStrong to StrongerSystemTransmigrated ProtagonistEvil ProtagonistMale ProtagonistGod Ability ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! ———————— not my novel!!!!!!!! Author: Lord Of Ravens

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