pies frios memes

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

Kael, el mayor genio joven que a sus 25 años llegó al reino Trascendente y que murió a manos del Demonio Celestial. Después de su muerte pensó que lo que veia era un sueño. Sus compañeros que perdio en la guerra contra la secta demoniaca estaban vivos. Tuvo un encuentro con el Dragon primordial, gracias a eso conocera los secretos mas profundos de la historia en el murim y la verdad oculta por los dioses caídos. En esta vida, Kael saldrá victorioso o morirá en el intento?

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

Lo pensaré. (en proceso)

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

Alex and Marcus work as spies for the Logia Kingdom. Their mission involved entering the violem kingdom with the intention to locate and disrupt the war strategy of the violem kingdom, ultimately thwarting any possibility of conflict.

Macy is 23, Pregnant,Broken,Clueless,almost penniless and lost. After life deals her a hard blow. Macy is determined to go far away from the people who'd hurt and bruised her but she doesn't know how and where to run to. She ran and kept running until she ran into BIG trouble. *** Daniel is 29,Hollywood hot-shot,rich,handsome and has his life all planned out. After his messy breakup with his girlfriend,he planned to live a noiseless life,But what was he to do with this tiny,scared woman who does not know how to handle a bottle of wine and whose clumsiness is about to cost him a million dollar deal?

Macy is 23,Clueless, Broken,almost penniless and lost. After life deals her a hard blow,Macy is bent on escaping her misery but she doesn't know how and where to run to. So,she ran and kept running until she ran into BIG trouble. *** Daniel is 29,rich,handsome and has his life all planned out. He knows so many things and so many people. But what is he to do with this tiny,scared woman who does not know how to handle a bottle of wine and whose clumsiness is about to cost him a billion dollar deal?

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.