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This book contains Hololive fanfics and Genshin Impact Fanfics, as well as some of my original characters. No Synopsis! The stories here are oneshots. Some stories are deeply disturbing, please read with discretion, so please don't report me. Writing styles may vary cause I've wrote them in a long time gaps each. They're short and easily readable. Good for light readers

NSFW DDLG/DDLB/MDLG/MDLB One shot stories! Some stories are more kinky than others! Warning, there are gun play and risky senes in this book. Suggestions and recommendations are welcome!

It's basically porn, but with some plot (both kinds) and emotional elements. You get to screw and impregnate a beauty with hips like a goddess. Also she loves you. So, yeah... Enjoy. ... ... ... Dear future me, {You were really fuckin' horny, ok. (over a period of many days) Don't blame yourself because you made this and actually spent more effort and time on it than most other things. You stay up in your pajamas laying in bed till like 3 in the morning, what did you expect??? Unless you aren't embarrassed... Then wank to your heart's content!}

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That time I accidentally shot myself in the dick and got reincarnated as an elf in a fantasy world of reversed gender roles.

Never in her wildest dreams would Lacie Evans have imagined that she would be marrying Ryden Halls after a game of truth or dare. Two strangers, Lucie (20, a college student) and Ryden (22, runs a family business) find themselves unexpectedly in an arranged marriage of convinience after a round of truth or dare. The two slowly fall for each other as the mysterious plot that forced them together in the first place begins to unfold. Read The Engagement Game, a story about an arranged marriage that occurs between two strangers, and how their hearts begin to set on fire. Mature bedroom scenes. Updates daily unless life gets in the way.

Old erotica found around and ported into a convenient location - do not donate

Graduating from Oxford, Owen's life shortly after that had been nothing but a preposterous joke and an unbelievable story. Perhaps it was a decline in fate, and a critical one at that. After five years of running around in search of a job, he found himself working as a janitor in a feminism-empowered company that paid quite a decent amount for someone like him. But that could barely make ends meet. He had to partake in several other part-time jobs to repay the debt his father acquired to pay his educational fees before passing away. (...Sell your organs.) (Sorry… I already have a new boyfriend.) As he read the two recently received text messages, he let out a hopeless sigh. [Ding!] [Congrats, you have triggered the NSFW System into Awakening ^_⁠^ Your life story is going to become Legendary!] Following the System's sympathetic voice, Owen's life did indeed become better. [Congrats! Successfully fucked Mitchell Greenwood: CEO of Black in White Group] [Option 1: Become the CEO of Black in White Group.] [Choose other options???] [Ding!] [$10, 000,000 compensation has been deposited into your bank account.] “Shit, it's real? My account limit is barely \$50,000.” In his hopeless moment, Owen was blessed with an unconventional System that could grant him the position of any woman he slept with in their workplace—or receive several compensation options. Rising from a janitor, he pursues the dream of owning several companies under his name to become a global tycoon—while also taking revenge on those who once mocked him along the way.

Shen Lu opens her eyes to find she has transmigrated into a wasteland world, becoming the fake young lady who was kicked out of her home. With her is her equally miserable fiancé, the future major villain. Fortunately, her golden finger activates, and in this wasteland world where the average person can't even get a single hot meal, she embarks on the path to riches through food. Egg waffles, spicy hotpot, and crawfish. Braised pork belly, crock-pot soup, and egg fried rice. ... From a small stall to a small shop. Then from a restaurant to a holiday resort, in less than two years, Shen Lu's name became known throughout the world. Countless celebrities and dignitaries hold out Star Coins, begging for just one bite of Shen Lu's cooking. The Shen Family, who had used her up and ruthlessly abandoned her, regret their past actions, crying and shouting as they beg for her forgiveness. Shen Lu crosses her arms: "Sure. Why don't you slit your throats first to show me your sincerity?"

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.