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[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

A peaceful world was suddenly invaded by monsters, changing the whole civilization as a result of it. Monsters such as Dragons, goblins, and other species riddled the whole planet and humanity as a result was pushed far back, to the brink of destruction. In these times of crisis, however, something unexpected happened. A strange energy was discovered which we called mana; it enabled our body to become far stronger and defeat those monsters; that event marked the beginning of the Evolutionary Era. We stood our ground and fought back. Now? If you don't have any money, you could just hunt some monsters to trade for their cores. Some were happy because their fantasies came true. But most were not. A boy named Ned lived with his family in a city surrounded by war, called Grendan. More than six hundred people died there every day, and Ned's father, mother and sister were included in that number. Ned cried and bled. He swore and promised to the monsters who created this mess, "You Fuckers! Even if it takes my life, I will extirminate you!" This, was the beginning of the new era.

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

On Flanders Isle rests a lighthouse. Built just two years ago in 1899, this lighthouse has been under the view of many, it's lighthouse keepers having died in strange and unusual ways. From men disappearing to people jumping from the lighthouse, it is home to a lot of fear. Now, two years later, in a storm, a story takes place, this story is of the last three keepers on this isle and their mysterious deaths.

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

A 20 years old brave college girl, Antara was forced to be grounded to save herself from a group of the mafia. However, she wasn't accepting to live like a bird inside a cage. Her stubbornness forced her protector Ryan to set her free but on one condition. The condition changed Antara's life completely when she fell for Amay.

One signature. Six months. A life owned. I was a girl from the South Side, drowning in a sea of my father’s gambling debts and my mother’s hospital bills. When Damon Thorne,the 6'3" titan of Chicago offered me a way out, I thought he was my savior. I thought the six-month engagement contract was a business deal. I would play his perfect, adoring fiancée, and he would save my family. It didn't take long for the silver silks and the velvet cages of his penthouse to reveal the truth. Damon Thorne doesn't do "business." He does ownership. Behind those coffee-brown eyes and the predatory smirk lies a man who has been watching me from the shadows long before we ever met. The night of our "coming out" gala, my world shattered. I discovered the horrifying secret hidden in his private files: My ruin wasn't an accident. The debt, the despair, the abandonment of my father. Damon didn't just find me in the wreckage. He was the one who pulled the trigger. The War: Now, the contract is signed in blood. I am no longer a fiancée; I am his most prized possession. He thinks he’s broken me. He thinks I’m a bird in a gilded cage who will sing for him on command. But Damon Thorne made one fatal mistake: he showed me how he plays the game. He bought me to save his empire, but I’m going to stay to burn it to the ground.

TAKEDOWNED! TAKEDOWNED! TAKEDOWNED! TAKEDOWNED! TAKEDOWNED! STAY AWAY FROM WEBNOVEL! THEY ARE A THIEF OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES!

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"