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Jiang Li nimmt eine Mahlzeit zu sich und erhält den Status [Sättigung]. [Sättigung: Stellt 1 Ausdauer pro Minute wieder her. Dauer: ∞] Er muss nicht mehr essen. Er klebt einen Talisman auf sich und erhält den Status [Göttliche Reise des Gepanzerten Pferdes]. [Göttliche Reise des Gepanzerten Pferdes: Erhöht die Bewegungsgeschwindigkeit um 1000%. Dauer: ∞] Pillen einnehmen, spirituelles Qi gewinnen, den Körper verfeinern, die Seele nähren und die Lebenserwartung erhöhen... Er braucht nur eine Pille, damit der Status für den Rest seines Lebens wirksam ist. Diese lähmenden Geheimtechniken, die die Kraft für drei Sekunden steigern, aber zu einer dreijährigen Schwäche führen? Sie sind jetzt die mächtigsten und erstaunlichsten Techniken! Tausend Jahre warten, um das Dao nach der Verwendung einer Erleuchtungspille zu verstehen? Nein, er versteht das Dao jeden Tag! Er ist Jiang Li, ein Prinz Charming, der einen Augenblick in die Ewigkeit verwandeln kann →_→...

Jiang Li consuma un pasto e guadagna lo status [Sazietà]. [Sazietà: Ripristina 1 punto di Resistenza al minuto. Durata: ∞] Non ha più bisogno di mangiare. Si applica un talismano e ottiene lo status [Viaggio Divino del Cavallo Corazzato]. [Viaggio Divino del Cavallo Corazzato: Aumenta la velocità di movimento del 1000%. Durata: ∞] Assumere pillole, acquisire qi spirituale, raffinare il corpo, nutrire l'anima e aumentare la durata della vita... Gli basta una pillola perché lo status abbia effetto per il resto della sua vita. Quelle tecniche segrete invalidanti che aumentano il potere per tre secondi ma causano tre anni di debolezza? Ora sono le tecniche più potenti e straordinarie! Aspettare mille anni per comprendere il Dao dopo aver usato una pillola dell'illuminazione? No, lui comprende il Dao ogni giorno! Lui è Jiang Li, un Principe Azzurro che può trasformare un istante in eternità →_→...

Formiga Demônio de Batalha Blindada de Grau Três (espécie extremamente rara), com uma expectativa de vida de 30,5 anos, possui habilidades especiais (força imensa, rapidez, perfurante de armadura, veneno que corrói a alma, inteligência moderada +, possui carapaça de nível médio, demonização; em um estado demonizado, sua velocidade aumenta cinco vezes, força de ataque dez vezes, defesa cinco vezes). Formigas Trabalhadora Fantoches podem capturar criaturas do mesmo grau ou inferior. Formigas Soldado de Tromba de Elefante podem liberar substâncias químicas para atacar inimigos... (As características principais incluem cultivo, criação, domesticação de insetos e cultivo.)

The era of global dungeon has descended. Lu Wenwu awakens Eye of Insight, gaining the ability to see detailed information of creatures in dungeons. "Having met the Tathagata, why not worship?" In the dungeon, looking at the plump man with a wrapped head sitting on the lotus throne, Lu Wenwu frowned and protected the crowd in front of him. 【Tathagata Buddha/Celestial Demon (S)】hp: 1000/100000000 【Current Status】: Extremely Weak, Flesh and Blood Disguise, Pretending to be Calm, Skill Seal, Nervous Heh, so the Celestial Demon Tathagata Buddha is pretending to be strong. Take a punch from your Grandpa Lu!

Dhvani voluntarily accepted the task of being a system. For a small chance to be reincarnated again, she aspires to level up and complete her task as soon as possible. Ajay has everything. He is happy, and successful but inexplicably bound to a system that chatters in his mind. The system wants him to do tasks so it can level up and again, do more tasks. From being frustrated to enjoying, he changes gradually. But can he do something for her that he would never want to? And will she really want to unbind when she remembers something from the distant forgotten past? ____________ A snippet from an upcoming chapter : Dhvani stood in the endless white of the Memory Ocean waiting for his answer. He looked at her for a long time and ruthlessly rejected her. "We were never meant to meet. You should remember your duties as well." He left her there and he never saw her again. Did he regret his parting words? Yes. But can he change anything? He hoped so. ____________ A request to readers: Please tell me how you feel about the story in the comments so I can improve my writing. Thank you for reading! There may be mistakes in my writing and you can tell me.

Just this and you will full of joy in your life.

Yan Xiruo baru terbangun dari tidurnya yang pulas. Ia merasa senang karena semalam telah mengadakan pesta pernikahan. Sejak malam itu, ia pun resmi menjadi istri Lu Jingchen yang kaya raya. Sayangnya, saat ia menoleh ke tempat tidurnya, ia merasa kaget. Ternyata pria tampan yang tidur di sebelahnya itu bukanlah suaminya. Ia pun tertegun karena telah bercinta dengan seorang pria yang bukan suaminya. Lalu, siapa pria ini?

A writer named Emily, dreams of being Katelyn, the wife of a man named Sean. Meanwhile, she was traumatized by her previous lover's betrayal and never had contact with a man after that. Sean slowly heals these old wounds in the dream, making him feel like he is falling in love again and then building a happy family with Sean.

“What are you doing, are trying to get us killed?! I can’t handle all these monsters by myself!” “Hmm? Is that how you talk to your master? Penalty one...” If you’re helping someone, do it right. ---------------------- “I would like to make you a knight. I would be willing to even let you create your own order of knights. Do you accept?” “No thank you.” If you don’t want to do something, then don’t do it. ---------------------- “Liiiiicht!~ It’s been so long! Why don’t you ever come to visit your big brother?!” “I’ve been busy. But I’m here anyway.” If your family treats you well, reciprocate that. If they don’t, well, sucks to be you. ----------------------- “How dare you slap my beautiful face?! Do you know what happens when you offend the Olden Family?!” “Well, you slapped me first, so I think it’s only fair if I hit you back.” Pay good with good and evil with evil. No one is a saint here. And my last rule; friendship is a bothersome thing. If you have friends, be prepared. They complain and never do what they’re supposed to. “Hey?!” “Ooh, you! ~~~” “Shut up.” ---------------------- High school student, Katsuki Haru, has lived a life full of responsibilities and ridiculous expectations pushed on her. But, one day she dies in her sleep and is reincarnated to a world filled with magic and monsters. Living as Licht Hershold, the son of a famous duke, she has to prove her worth in a world that values one’s status over self. And given Licht’s character and attitude, a lot of misunderstandings are bound to happen. Licht has to overcome them and maybe learn how to finally make friends and respect his elders. Read and join our very lethargic Licht in an adventure called life. (Note that Cover is not mine) ------------------------------- [CURRENTLY ON HIATUS]

I was condemned as a villainess when I died, but I somehow returned to the past as a five-year-old.The moment I faced my father, who now looked younger, a strange blue window appeared before my eyes—it was a light blue window that revealed someone else’s true feelings.[ Alderuan Erveldotte ]Occupation: Emperor (Lv.99)Favorability: 90,980,984Mood: My Daughter I – Miss – You. . . But Father?I suppose that’s how you really feel, but . . . what the hell’s going on . . . ?[ Damian Erveldotte ]Mood: Excited to see my sister Thoughts: I wanna talk to you T^T[ Ellie ]Mood: Holding back from breaking the wall due to overwhelming cutenessThoughts: I’ll make a collection commemorating the cute princess’s daily life! [ Karmen Kasselov ]Mood: ExcitedThoughts: Why do you look prettier and prettier every time I look at you? What do they feed you at the palace? Do they have a kind of medicine that could make people pretty like this?I thought you all hated me, but I guess not?!If the status window was telling the truth about their moods and thoughts, then maybe I could live a different life this time around _______________ Author here: Thanks for reading my novel if You love this novel don't forget to save it to your library for more updates and pls don't forget to give a nice review and some gift like power stone or cions nd try my other works tnx