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Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Cintia Klara, si gadis cantik dan seksi yang selalu didesak menikah bertemu dengan Adiyaksa Mahendra si duda panas kaya raya yang kebelet nikah. Adiyaksa mengejar Cintia menggunakan cara apapun asalkan bisa membuat Cintia menikah dengannya. Tapi sayangnya setelah keduanya memutuskan untuk menikah, satu fakta besar diungkapkan oleh mantan istri Adiyaksa. Lalu fakta apa yang diungkapkan oleh mantan istri Adiyaka? Atau keduanya justru kembali gagal menikah? Atau fakta tersebut tidak merubah apapun dan tetap membuat Adiyaksa tetap menikah dengan Cintia? cover edited by canva free image sources by pexels instagram : els. e__

Lin Chen rose to fame through a talent show and signed with industry giant Starlight Entertainment. Initially promoted heavily, he later uncovered the company’s dark secrets—money laundering, resource trading, and psychological manipulation—and faced systematic persecution as a result. With the help of Su Yuqing and Chen Kai, he attempted to fight back. However, after obtaining crucial evidence, he was silenced by Lu Tianyu, and his death was staged as an "alcohol-related accident." Su Yuqing risked her life to expose the evidence, causing shockwaves throughout the industry, yet the true darkness remains buried.

The universe is a ruthless meat grinder run by arrogant gods. Omni is about to break the handle. When the supreme deities of Light and Darkness clash, they don't just leave ruins behind—they wipe entire realities off the map, melting millions into screaming, formless biological paste just to clear the board. Sector 9 was one of those casualties. Omni survived the visceral, agonizing slaughter of his home, but he didn't escape empty-handed. Dropped into a rotting cosmic scrapyard where the alien rain burns flesh to the bone, he is armed with a deadpan stare, a fiercely protective system whispering in his mind, and a dangerous, dormant power fueled by pure, unadulterated chaos. To charge it, Omni needs human friction. Fortunately, he’s found the perfect catalysts. His party isn't a roster of legendary heroes. It’s a terrified coward who is accidentally indestructible, a girl cursed with a parasitic furnace of blinding rage, a broken empath bleeding out from past betrayals, a scholar bullied by a hallucinatory teacher in his own brain, and an exhausted, dust-covered goddess of reincarnation who just wants a nap. Together, they aren't trying to fulfill a grand prophecy or save a dying cosmos. They’re just trying to boil some alien spices, keep their houseplants alive, and carve out a cozy, chaotic sanctuary in the middle of a terrifying universe designed to crush them. But the cosmos is a ticking time bomb. The heavens and hells are locked in a petty, apocalyptic rivalry, and the collateral damage of their tantrums threatens to erase Omni's fragile sanctuary at any moment. Bound by a dangerous vow to a cosmic entity named Aethelgard, Omni has been tasked with an insane suicide mission: fix the broken universal ledger and force the bloodthirsty pantheons into a permanent equilibrium. He doesn't want to be a savior, but if dragging the arrogant deities by their throats and forcing them to play nice is the only way to protect his front porch, Omni is fully prepared to get his hands dirty.

[Mature Content] In a world on the brink of annihilation, a woman holds the lifeless body of her beloved, the very Demon Lord who summoned her to be his pet and pawn in a devastating war. Transported from her own world against her will, she once sought only death, but found an unexpected love for both her captor and the fantastical realm he ruled. Now, as chaos reigns and all is lost, his final act of love is a spell to send her back to the safety of her original world. But she refuses to accept a life without him. In a desperate, world-shattering gamble, she unleashes a forbidden power to reverse time itself, willing to sacrifice her own soul for a second chance to rewrite their tragic destiny. Will she be able to avert the apocalypse and save the man she loves, or is she doomed to watch her world—and her heart—be torn apart once more? This is a tale of epic fantasy, dark romance, and the fierce determination of a love that defies even fate itself.

Ten years ago, Nathaniel Cross signed the report that destroyed Victoria Hart's company. Then he walked past her like she was a stranger. Now his own empire is collapsing, and she's the only liquidator sharp enough to save it. But she doesn't know he's the reason she fell. Working together will either expose the truth... or bury it forever.

"Misfit?.... What crappy Mark is this?" Kevin keeps complaining to the Eclipse System as he falls from the sky. His cozy apartment becomes open sky as he enters the Portal. "Am I going to die as soon as I enter the Portal, and become Moonchild?" I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young researcher who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"