burro memes

[Uma história explosiva e emocionante, altamente recomendada pelo próprio Chefe Editor. Um livro divino que é leitura obrigatória, você se arrependerá de não ter lido.] Aos olhos dos outros, ele poderia parecer um tolo sem valor, mas era reverenciado como o mestre da avaliação, o curandeiro milagroso, o encantador feiticeiro, o senhor do Palácio do Dragão, o invencível deus da guerra... Com uma mão que empunhava agulhas douradas contra a própria morte, e outra que brandia uma espada longa, forçando nações a se submeterem, ele possuía uma destreza sem igual. Seu olhar divino vasculhava os céus e a terra, enquanto sua visão demoníaca penetrava através dos véus do yin e yang. Ele era incomparável em todo o mundo!

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

Dewa Ubur-ubur adalah cerita tentang seorang pria yang terbangun di dunia lain. Setelah minum karena kekalahannya dalam permainan, Sui Xiong berakhir di tengah laut. Anehnya, dia sekarang menemukan bahwa dia tidak lagi ada dalam bentuk manusia tetapi dalam keadaan roh tanpa tubuh. Untuk bertahan hidup dan menemukan cara untuk kembali ke Bumi, dia kemudian mencari tubuh untuk menampung jiwanya. Setelah beberapa kali konfrontasi dengan beberapa makhluk di bawah laut, dia memutuskan untuk menerima tubuh ubur-ubur. Ubur-ubur ini luar biasa besar. Dengan tentakelnya, ia menangkap roh orang lain untuk memelihara kekuatannya sendiri. Di dunia ini, Sui Xiong tidak hanya sangat kuat tetapi dia juga memiliki kemampuan untuk mengeluarkan sihir. Dengan kemampuan berbakat ini dan dikombinasikan dengan pengetahuannya dari dunia beradab di Bumi, dia bisa membantu orang yang sudah meninggal untuk bangkit kembali, dan mengubah penampilan seseorang. Seiring perjalanannya untuk menemukan dunia ini berlanjut, dia bertemu banyak makhluk ganjil dan mistik di sepanjang jalan, yang adalah Dewa, Manusia, Binatang Iblis, Naga Raksasa dan banyak organisme lain yang belum ditentukan. Beberapa dari mereka mungkin memujanya dengan gila-gilaan, sementara yang lain membencinya. Beberapa mungkin menjadi musuhnya. Beberapa mungkin akhirnya menjadi rekan satu timnya pada akhirnya. Dari seorang gamer di Bumi hingga di sini, dia menjadi Dewa (bahkan dia sendiri belum bisa memverifikasi ini), memiliki agamanya sendiri dan bahkan gereja dengan Tanah Suci untuk memperjuangkan keadilan. Dunia macam apa ini? Jenis keberadaan apa yang mungkin hidup di dunia ini? Rahasia apa yang dimiliki dunia ini? Bisakah Sui Xiong kembali ke Bumi? Ikuti terus ceritanya untuk mengetahui jawaban dari pertanyaan tersebut. Sedikit penjelasan tentang Ubur-ubur yang digambarkan dalam penampilannya menyerupai gurita setinggi ratusan meter, dengan lengan dan kaki berselaput yang tampak seperti manusia dan sepasang sayap yang belum sempurna di punggungnya. Kepala Ubur-ubur digambarkan mirip dengan keseluruhan gurita raksasa, dengan jumlah tentakel yang tidak diketahui di sekitar mulutnya.

Neal never felt this burning inside with anyone in his entire life, until he met this particular individual whose life has more than a story he has come to know. What will happen to him when his life takes an unexpected turn. What will he do among the people he never knew? When caught between revenge and feelings, will the Rendells survive? “If you had to choose between family and lover, who would you choose?” This is a dark world of murder, revenge, secrets and hurt along with some bittersweet love Please vote and support :)<3<3

In an alternative world where magic is part of everyday life, a young student named Haruki Shika desperately tries to find his passion and control his emotion-based powers. One faithful day, Haruki has enough and his friend Akira Sosu, a die-hard maths fan, introduces him into a revolutionary group trying to bring down the distopian government of the Commander. On the way, they are joined by Raiden Kinniku, an arrogant bodybuilder, Mai Tsuri, a girl who aspires to obtain the legendary sword Tsurugi, Kuko Komugiko, a young baker who practices kendo, and Ebi Shingetsu, a cursed girl who wants to experience the outside world. They will meet friends and foes along the way in a breathtaking adventure full of twists, turns, and surprising discoveries. Prepare to join them on a journey that will take them from classrooms to battles for the fate of their world!

In the secret place where only ashes know his name, North tended the fire. Corpses—The Count, Dimitri, and others— fed the hungry flames. A voice cut through the crackle. "Why are you burning the dead?" He turned, hollow-eyed, to see a girl— young, uniformed, wired to a world he did not belong to. Her gaze lingered on the fire. "Pitiful dead people," she murmured. "Why pity them, when they’re beyond pity?" But she did not answer. Her questions came instead: "Is this your job?" "Yes."The word fell from his lips like ash. Her smile wavered, trembling on the edge of something unsaid. "Innocent… but what a very… very nice job you do." As if the truth she carried was darker than her smile allowed. Then— a silence heavy as smoke. "Well, since it is your job… can you… burn me?" The fire hissed. His breath stilled. Alive flesh does not belong to the flames. But when he reached for words, she was already gone. Vanished, like cinders carried by the wind. And North thought: I never asked her name. -BURNT-

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!