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I Choose You (A Nigerian Romance): Book 1 & 2

I Choose You (A Nigerian Romance): Book 1 & 2

(Please note that this book is currently unedited) Vol 1~ I Choose You. (Completed) 'No matter what, No matter the time, No matter the place, No matter the century, No matter what's to come, I. will always. CHOOSE. YOU'. Everyone saw her as crazy..... But he saw her as nothing less than perfection. ................... Blurb: "Why?" was the only thing he said. Confused I asked "Why what?" "Why do you always do this to yourself?" the tone in which he spoke almost seemed like he was heartbroken about something. "Do what?" I dared to ask, although I knew already within me I wouldn't like his response. "Conceal your worth" ....................... *Btw book 1 is completely free to read* ....................... Vol 2~ No Matter What. (Completed) Blurb: As I gazed up to him because of how tall he was, he stared right back at me. I could feel the heat not only on my cheeks but on every single part of my body. "Say those words Rica. Say those two little words and I will make that little fantasy in your pretty head into reality" I gulped. Gone was the playful smirk that was once residing on his face. The intense look in his eyes now replaced that. With the little courage I could muster I whispered "Kiss me" A broad smile immediately streched out on his face. He didn't even wait a second before he swiftly complied to my request. ................ After two long years, the heir to the Zora enterprise is finally back. Why is he back after so long? But most importantly, why did he leave in the first place? Join Dili and Rica once again in their ever blissful rollercoaster of emotions. Will Rica be able to forgive Dili for leaving? After all he was the same person that promised he would never leave her all alone. Drama, love, pain, secrets, new characters and also maybe the jiggling of wedding bells? Book 2 most definitely has it all. ................ If you like this small insight of the story then please read on. The only thing I can guarantee you in this story is that it will definitely have a happy ending although for the two characters Rica and Dili to achieve that, they would have too pass through many difficult obstacles on their way to happiness. And trust me this isn't your normal Teenage story that is filled with rainbows and sunshine,(probably seems way too cliché writing this but ehn) there are a lot of gloomy days. If you don't mind that then please by all means do read on. .................. DISCLAIMER!: Note, this is a pure work of fiction. An original story by me. Names, events and places are plainly fictional. But any place, name or event that actually exist in the real world that is mentioned in this story, is solely used in a form of fiction. Any resemblance to a real life event, is purely coincidental. Cover art belongs to the respective owner. Discord: Zanyyy #5284 Instagram: _zan_yyy_ Buy me coffee? https://ko-fi.com/Zanyyy
Teen
110 Chs
Ocean eyes: A Nigerian teen romance

Ocean eyes: A Nigerian teen romance

I thought everything was over. I thought I would be free from everything. But then...he showed up. Why? Why did it have to be now? "Look at me, Tilda," His soothing voice came. I didn't want to look at him. I knew better than to do so. I felt his hand on my chin and he titled my face in the direction of his. I knew myself very well. I couldn't resist those eyes...those eyes, there was something about them that I couldn't resist. He didn't know, but he was luring me further into a trap that I knew I could never find my way back. Matilda Olusegun is the only child of wealthy parents. However, with the death of her father when she was just seven, and the sudden remarriage of her mother after his death, her life takes a drastic turn. Life in itself, coupled with the emotional struggles she faces at home, plunges her into a world of doubts and uncertainties. A world of "What Ifs?" And "Why's?" Opting for suicide as the only way out of the pit of torment that had subdued her for years, things don't, however, go as she planned instead, she comes to learn of the secrets that lie beneath her actions - It was him. The mysterious boy with blue eyes emerges from both worlds known to her. Who really is he? Read as things go beyond what the eyes can picture and understand, and how Matilda finds happiness once again in the owner of those ocean eyes. _ _ _ This is a Nigerian teen romance story full of drama, twists and turns with a touch of fantasy. Tags: #teen #teenromance #africanstory #Nigerianstory #fantasyromance #friendship #drama _ _ _ I hope you enjoy this story as it relives secondary school experiences in a fictional world. Your support is the best gift I could ever ask for. Join my discord server for chapter updates and more: https://discord.gg/zsahn4yckr
Teen
73 Chs
What are some of the most popular funny Nigerian jokes and stories?
A popular Nigerian joke is about the traffic. A man said, 'In Lagos, if you are in traffic for only one hour, you should thank God it's not a holiday!' Lagos traffic is notoriously bad and this joke makes light of the situation.
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2024-11-25 01:02
Can you share some funny Nigerian jokes and stories?
Another joke. A Nigerian boy was asked what his favorite subject was. He said, 'Lunch break!' Because he loves the food his mom packs for him. Nigerian food is so delicious that it can make a kid think of it even during school time.
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2024-11-25 01:29
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
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2024-09-16 17:22
15 funny jokes
1. There was a roommate who was known as an " inventor " who invented a " farts prevention artifact." He said that after farting, he could transfer the smell of fart to someone else by shouting," What's burnt?" He tried it but it didn't work. He was almost chased out of the house by his mother. 2. Her mother was an " artist " in the culinary world. She was obsessed with cooking and followed the tutorial. The person who encouraged the mother bravely went to pick up the crab, but the crab caught the chopsticks. 3. When she was on a blind date, she talked about her childhood with her partner. She said that her poor father used to ride an electric bike to pick her up. Now that her life was better, her father gave her an electric bike and bought her another one. The girl's face darkened when she heard that. 4. The air stewardess introduced by the neighbor's auntie had asked for her income and property as soon as she met. She was asked," Why don't you go to heaven?" The girl elegantly replied that she was off today. 5. Her best friend usually took selfies. One day, she was reading a book and said that in order to avoid aesthetic fatigue, she wanted to be an "Internet celebrity" with a cultural background. 6. Seeing a couple quarreling, the boy laughed and the girl cried in her arms. In the end, she was slapped by her girlfriend. 7. She watched a horror movie with her cousin and scared him into thinking that the female ghost would crawl out. He said," You're already married. Of course you'll give it to me." 8. His wife acted coquettishly and asked for a princess hug. After she was carried, she said that it felt like she was carrying a bucket of pure water. 9. When she applied for the job, she said she had eight years of sales experience and CET-9 English. When she introduced herself, she said," Hello, boss, my name is Little Junjun. Where could he dig the potatoes? He dug in the potato field, and each time he dug, he would get a sack. i'm fine thank you。”In the end, he was hired. 10. His friend was slow to pay for the bill, so he said that he would pay for it himself. 11. At night, when she saw the delivery boy delivering food, she felt that she had a reason to eat when others were still eating so late at night. 12. When the husband came home from a business trip, he heard the commotion and saw his wife running to the bathroom. He thought that something was wrong and pushed the person he saw from the window down. In the end, it was the air conditioner repair man. 13. Xiao Li was in the gym. The treadmill was turned to the maximum, but she still walked slowly after she got on it. 14. His throat was inflamed and he couldn't speak. The leader asked him to make up the numbers to participate in the chorus competition. After he was cured, he was blamed by the leader for losing the competition. 15. When he was young, he had the habit of turning his head suddenly when walking at night. Ten years later, he became a tango dance teacher.
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2026-03-23 11:30
What makes funny cartoon jokes and funny jokes so appealing?
They make us laugh! Simple as that. The humor in them just hits the right spot and lightens the mood.
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2025-05-29 15:57
Are there any funny jokes?
The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."
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2024-09-12 12:15
Funny it jokes and stories
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
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2024-11-03 01:46
Ask for funny jokes
The funny joke was as follows: One day, a boy said to his father,"Dad, I want to write a science fiction novel." His father replied,"Okay, take your time." A few hours later, the boy's father returned home to find the boy writing a novel about time travel. "What's the use of writing all this?" he asked. The boy replied,"Dad, I'm trying to connect the time travel plot in the novel with reality so that readers can better understand our time travel in the real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write something unreal in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote a novel about magic. "What's the use of writing these things?" asked the father. The boy replied,"I'm trying to connect the magic in the novel with the magic in reality so that readers can better understand the magic in our real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write some unreal magic in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote a plot about a time-travel novel. "What's the use of writing these things?" asked the father. The boy replied,"I'm trying to connect the time-travel plot in the novel with the time-travel in reality so that readers can better understand our time-travel in the real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write something unrealistic in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote about the plot of a fantasy novel.
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2026-01-09 00:48
What are the characteristics of short and funny Nigerian stories?
They often involve local characters like farmers, traders, or village people. For example, the stories might be about a market woman who outwits a customer trying to cheat her. Another characteristic is the use of Nigerian cultural elements. They can include local dialects or references to traditional beliefs that add to the humor. Also, many of these stories are based on everyday situations that people can easily relate to, like traffic jams in Lagos or family disputes in a village.
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2024-10-29 03:09
What makes Nigerian stories so funny?
The unique Nigerian culture and the way people interact in different situations make the stories funny. Their big and warm - hearted personalities often lead to comical misunderstandings and over - the - top reactions that are great for humorous stories.
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2024-11-14 14:57
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