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Useless Exorcist’s Kemonomimi Harem Life ~The Cursed, Horny Beast Girl

Useless Exorcist’s Kemonomimi Harem Life ~The Cursed, Horny Beast Girl

Now being serialized ahead of time on Kakuyomu! “Please… give me the naughty treatment” The only way to break the curse of heat is… injecting mana through bodily fluids? An exiled curse breaker suddenly finds himself being sweetly seduced every day by beast-eared beautiful girls! Rookie adventurer Theo’s only skill is Curse Breaking. But curses are extremely rare, so he almost never gets to use it. Mocked as useless and quickly kicked out of his party, he’s left feeling down… Then, a top-ranked adventurer and fox-eared big-sister type, Milfi, appears before him. “Please… break my curse…” Heavy breathing, moist eyes, a flushed face burning with feverish desire. And on her stomach — a pink, mysteriously glowing curse mark. According to her, she was hit with a “heat curse” that only affects beastfolk while exploring a dungeon. And the condition to break it…? The curse breaker must infuse his bodily fluids into her!? “A kiss isn’t enough… I want something thicker…” And so begins the erotic curse-breaking life with beast-eared girls. Pushed down, lips and bodies overlapping — wait, is this really treatment? Or is it a reward? But she’s not the only one cursed…!? A tsundere cat-eared girl pins him down saying “I like you. I love you so much”, A dog-eared maid girl offers him extreme service… The skill everyone called useless is somehow insanely popular with beastfolk girls! Every night, the girls in heat sweetly press themselves on him, crave him, and shower him with affection! The worthless curse breaker’s unbelievable harem life has begun!! Chapters marked with contain erotic content
Urban
27 Chs
A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.
Urban
206 Chs
Crying My Way Through the Beast World: Eight Males, Zero Escape

Crying My Way Through the Beast World: Eight Males, Zero Escape

[Irresistible Female Lead + Beast World + 1vN + Male Rivalry Shuraba + A Record of Time Management Fails] The moment she opened her eyes, Ruan Fu transmigrated into a Beast World novel as the infertile, vicious female side character. Before her was one of the female lead's Beast Husbands, who was currently in heat. Recalling her original ending of being humiliated and dying a tragic death, Ruan Fu decisively decided to take a piece of the pie from the female lead. Thus, not only did she snatch away her men, but she also played innocent, making the top-tier males of the Beast World willingly become her protectors. However, Ruan Fu, who firmly believed in having multiple options and paths, never expected that by just crooking her finger, they would all swarm towards her. Seeing this, Ruan Fu decided that of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, fleeing was the best option, leaving them behind in disarray on the battlefield of male rivalry. ——Disaster Skit—— On the day of Ruan Fu's wedding to the cold and gloomy snake-man, a large group of Beastmen from other clans suddenly appeared in Snake Valley. The aloof and abstinent Dragon Clan Clan Leader blocked the front of the hall, "Fufu, let's go to that hot spring you said you wanted to soak in last night." The domineering Tiger Clan leader, bursting with raw tension, tightly gripped her hand, "A fu, I will not allow you to marry him." The aloof and tsundere cat-eared youth knelt before her: "Fufu, don't you want to touch my cat ears again?" The rational and cunning Fox Clan Fate held up her hair ribbon, "A fu, you left this at my place." The gentle, husband-like Rabbit Clan Shaman watched her tenderly: "A fu, I missed you." ... In response, the one and only legal Beast Husband declared, "What does my wedding have to do with any of you? Get the hell out." But unexpectedly, the younger brother he had always doted on cut in front of him, "Brother, actually, the one who isn't loved is the real third wheel..."
Fantasy
124 Chs
Why is the Spiderman comic sad for simps?
Maybe it's because the storyline takes a tragic turn or the characters face difficult situations that make simps feel sad.
2 answers
2025-05-08 15:44
What is horny fiction?
Horny fiction might be stories where the characters experience strong sexual desires or there are a lot of sexually charged situations. But this kind of fiction is not always mainstream and can be controversial. Some people might find it inappropriate, while others may see it as a form of exploring human sexuality in a fictional context.
1 answer
2024-12-12 10:28
Tell me a horny story.
Sharing horny stories is inappropriate and not suitable for general discussion.
2 answers
2024-10-27 07:45
Is it okay to read horny stories?
No. Horny stories usually contain inappropriate sexual content which is not suitable for public consumption and goes against moral and ethical standards.
3 answers
2024-12-04 11:02
What is the nature of horny Caricature?
Horny Caricature usually refers to a kind of drawing or image with sexual or provocative elements.
2 answers
2025-05-04 03:05
What is 'horny fan fiction'?
'Horny fan fiction' refers to fan - made stories within a fandom that have a strong sexual undertone. It's not something that is generally accepted in all fan communities. Some may view it as a form of self - expression but it can also make others uncomfortable, especially if it involves characters from family - friendly franchises.
2 answers
2024-10-29 07:00
Is 'Hermione is horny fanfiction' appropriate?
No. Hermione is a character from a well - known and family - friendly series. Fanfiction with such themes goes against the spirit of the original work and is not appropriate. It objectifies the character in an improper way.
1 answer
2024-11-25 22:39
Is 'horny fan fiction' appropriate?
No. 'Horny fan fiction' is not appropriate as it often contains sexual content which can be offensive and not suitable for general audiences.
2 answers
2024-10-29 08:34
Tell a sexy horny story.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman named Lily. She went to a tropical beach for vacation. There, she met a handsome man named Jack. They were attracted to each other at first sight. As the sun set, they walked along the beach hand in hand, the warm breeze blew gently, and the sexual tension between them was palpable. They ended up sharing a passionate kiss under the moonlight.
2 answers
2024-11-10 20:23
Tell a wife horny story.
One day, the wife was waiting for her husband to come home from a long business trip. As soon as he walked through the door, she gave him a look full of longing and excitement. She quickly pulled him into the bedroom and started to passionately kiss him, showing just how much she had missed him and her pent - up desires.
2 answers
2024-12-10 22:20
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