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After meeting her demise in an unfortunate accident, Min was excited to learn that she would have a chance to leave her dull life behind and reincarnate as an adventurer in a fantasy world. However, the goddess sent her to her new world exactly as she died, buck naked. Now, the empty-handed adventurer must scramble to find some clothes before she can properly start her quest. Will Min be able to build a new legend from scratch, or will the naked adventurer grow a different, more questionable reputation before she´s able to find some pants?

Here's Daniella Rosecraft, the only daughter of the Rosecraft Family that owns a famous company that specializes in weddings. A self-proclaimed perfectionist, she aims to show to her mother that she can take over the business flawlessly. And yes, everything was going fine. Everything was according to her plan, until... 'trouble' came in the form of the President of the Fancy Pants Club, Erik Romano 'the asshole devil' Fancii. Her beliefs and character were quickly questioned by him thus making the ultimate clash of the history. With these two polar opposites, the question now is, how will they survive without cutting each other's throats? And with guns, drugs and the illusions staged by the Club, there remained a question still... Are their throats the only part that gets the damage or their hearts get a share of it too? Genre: Mafia, Action, Reverse Harem, Romance All Rights Reserved 2020 JMFelic Books

"There is a dragon in my pants." Usually you'd think this was a pervert trying to have his way with women. Unfortunately you're right. Somehow, where his member was supposed to be, is a dragon. A mini Shen Long. And yes it grants wishes. ______________________________ [Warning] 1. Contains scenes of urolagnia, incest, and many other forms degeneracy. 2. Is plot necessary? No...its 99% pure depravity.

Bored, our MC decides to download a random game off the internet and is accidentally transported to a new world with a system! The only catch is that he's absolutely naked and in the middle of nowhere... MC: ... System: ... MC: WHERE ARE MY OP CHEATS?! System: ... Sorry, why don't you get some pants first? You should be ashamed of your size, hur hur. This novel is just written for fun and will always be free.

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THE BEAST PEOPLE IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST WITH THE MAP TO MY ****** THE ONE PIECE AS MANY KNOW IT AS ,I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT SAFE FOR ME. KING NEPTUNE!!!,KING NEPTUNE!!!!. A MID-WIFE RAN IN ,HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME IN MY ROOM I HAVE SINNED BUT THE QUEEN IS IN LABOR. MY WIFE IS ALREADY IN LABOR,. WHEN THE KING TURNED THE PERSON HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO HAVE DISAPPEARED ONLY A BOTTLE WITH PAPER IN IT WAS LEFT.

Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.

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