weird random things to say

Once, a man went to the zoo. He saw a penguin that seemed to be doing a little dance. It waddled around in circles and flapped its wings in a really odd way. He later found out it was just trying to catch a fly that was buzzing around it. It was so funny and random.

I heard about a dog that loved to ride a skateboard. It wasn't just a little bit of fun for the dog. It would actually wait by the skateboard every day and whine until someone took it outside to skate. The dog would balance on the skateboard and ride it down the driveway, looking like a furry little surfer. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Once, a man thought his cat could talk. Every time he made a sound, the cat seemed to respond in a meow that sounded like it was answering. He started having full conversations with the cat, believing it was giving him advice on life. It was really just the cat meowing randomly, but it made for a very funny and weird story.

Sure. A woman was driving on the highway and saw a chicken running alongside her car for miles. It was flapping its wings and trying to keep up. She finally stopped and the chicken just walked around her car as if it had been waiting for a ride. It was so strange and made her laugh for days.

One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.

The characters included the supporting role, Wang Cai, and the male lead, Zuo Shang. I'm just an ordinary person that can be seen everywhere. " These Weird Things Are So Easy to Use " Author: Robot Number Three. This is a novel about a mysterious and wonderful world. It has transmigration, no moral integrity, decisive killing, clear thinking, relaxed, modern mystery, mysterious cultivation, and funny elements. User recommendation: On the second day of transmigration, I started to write in my diary. The villagers here treated me well. It's just that I feel a little awkward being locked in an iron cage. Although the villagers looked very strange, some had three legs and some had two heads. They didn't look like normal people. However, they wouldn't hurt me. They would build a canopy for me on rainy days and send me food every three days. In general, they could be considered amiable. As long as that groundhog guy doesn't keep winking at me. I also found a small dog with no eyes and a broken body. I named it Wang Cai. It can play games with me and clean up the surrounding hygiene problems. On the 16th day of transmigration, the villagers had all disappeared. I had to escape. My name is Zuo Shang, and I'm a person locked in a cage. If you find this diary, you can come to me. I'm very kind. I think we can be good friends. I hope you will like this book.

There were novels similar to "These Weird Things Are So Easy to Use": 1:"There's Really Nothing Strange in This World", Author: Shanwailou Tingyu 2."Mysterious Revival: I Cultivate the Bizarre Immortal in Troubled Times." Author: Holy Fire Meows 3."Strange Tales of Rules: A Nonexistent urban legend." Author: Binary-System Sword Immortal 4:"I only revived the supernatural after I thoroughly researched the supernatural?" Author: Qi Yu 5: Gradually Crazy, Author: Small Fish in Pond 6."Trying to Pretend to Be Human Today, Too" by: Raspberry Crisp 7:"They All Call Me Outer God", Author: Eat Fish with Eyes Closed 8. Tokyo Rules Monogatari, Author: Pill Lowhand 9:"Players, Please Close Your Eyes." Author: Long vacation 10:"Folk custom: The bride takes off her painted skin at the beginning of the wedding." Author: Full Boat Light Dream 11:"Secret Fictions", Author: In a Snapping Smile Mad Immortal, Author: Crazy Little Wind "Strange: I Can Rewind Unlimited Deaths." Author: Lulaihuo "Unlimited Strange Game", Author: Laughing God Speaks Trash in Your Ear, Author: Three-Claw Flame Scar Don't Follow the Rules, Author: Refill Soda "I Build Longevity with Deceitful Doctrine", Author: Mirror of the World The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."There's Really Nothing Strange in This World": As a landlord who had to support his family, Fu Tianqing wanted to have a good talk with a tenant who used supernatural events as an excuse to check out today. "You want to cancel the lease?" "There's something dirty here!" "Nonsense. I've lived for twenty-five years. "But every night the ceiling. It would even make a sound! "Those are just sounds caused by the thermal expansion and contraction of reinforced concrete, or the water hammer effect of the water supply pipeline." "A chair flew behind you! "Earthquake.” "That doll's head and eyes are moving!" Children's toys were really advanced these days. "All the cabinets in my room opened by themselves just now!" "I'll get a master to change the door tomorrow." "But there's still your distant cousin! She was always talking to herself! "That's an imaginary friend she made up in her mind." "Your sister is doing something strange again! ' Fu Tianqing turned around helplessly and looked at the girl who was sitting by the door and knocking her head on the door. She looked only 1.5 meters tall."What are you doing?" The delicate and cute little girl turned her head stiffly. Her dark eyes were unfocused, and even her voice was flat."I'm fine." Then, she climbed up the door on all fours like Spiderman, then the ceiling, and then climbed over Fu Tianqing and the other man's heads in the direction of her bedroom. Fu Tianqing turned around and shrugged at the terrified tenant."She's just more athletic. There is nothing strange in this world." 2."Mysterious Revival: I Cultivate as a Bizarre Immortal in a Chaotic World":"When I was twelve, my spiritual root had just formed and I was treated as having appendicitis." "When I was sixteen, I managed to form a Golden Core. They said that this was a stone." "Now that I'm eighteen years old, I'm finally going to become an immortal in the mental hospital!" When a deceitful monster met a lunatic with delusions, there was an additional "immortal cultivator" in the world of the bizarre controller. 3."Strange Tales of Rules: Non-existent urban legends": Western, Steam, Transcendence. It incorporated some elements of the game, so it didn't matter if he had never played it before. There is no lowering of intelligence, and there is a lot of suspense in the foreshadowing. However, there is a long story in the middle where the protagonist experiences past events. Some readers may not be used to it. 4."I only revived the supernatural after thoroughly researching the supernatural?" "Let me interview you. What do you think of Wu Liang, who is known as a natural disaster?" "Natural disaster? Wasn't he hailed as the savior? He's a good person who has the seven virtues and is humble and polite!" "It's rare to hear such good reviews from you. The public unanimously thinks that he's a sinner who committed the seven deadly sins and brought about a great calamity!" "That's just the superficial nature of the masses!" "May I ask what your social status is?" When the passerby heard this, he still had a smile on his face. While sharpening his knife, he answered the reporter kindly, "Oh, I am Wu Liang." ……… My name is Wu Liang, the lawless Wu and the heartless Liang. A person who had thoroughly studied the supernatural before the global catastrophe broke out because of a certain supernatural illustrated book. My supernatural research is enough to overturn the entire world. Now… Would I become a supernatural disaster or a savior? 5."Gradually Insane": In the bustling crowd, amidst the crazy and sick cheers! He Liang stood on the high platform surrounded by ten thousand people, using his feet to step on the rotten wooden chair. He smiled as he looked at the burly man who was tied to the chair and stained with mud, constantly twisting his body… The other party was struggling. I almost wanted to run away first. He Liang chose to ignore it and pulled the buzzing diesel chainsaw in his hand. "It's okay. Relax." "You have to believe me. I'm really a good person..." 6."I'm Trying to Pretend to Be Human Today": Elements: Strange and Suspense, Easy and Funny [Rating: 2 and a half stars] [Word Count: 460,000 words (ongoing)] [Description: A relaxing story of monsters from another world devouring the corpses of deceased humans and mingling with human groups to eat strange things and become heroes.] Remarks: The setting was reasonable and the theme was novel. Monsters from another world wearing human disguises, eating and drinking, eliminating strangeness, standard male protagonist. His writing was smooth and humorous. The protagonist thought that he was weak and was prepared to play the pig and eat the tiger in the human world to slowly develop. In the end, he realized that he might be the tiger. The shortcoming might be that the protagonist's thoughts were more and more inclined towards humans. 7."They All Call Me the Outer God": Other than the strange characters and content, it was an interesting book. After reading it, I feel that my soul has been sublimated (° °) 8."Tokyo Rules Monogatari": A huge eyeball hanging high in the sky, terrifying rules that attract aberrations, mutated monsters that blindly devour, gorgeous and magical ability battles. This was the dangerous and strange ghost story of Tokyo, where the lives of the weak could be taken at any time. However, Bai Ye only found it ridiculous. After all, when he transmigrated, he was already dead... 9."Players, Please Close Your Eyes": Golden Dreamland Vest (Author of "I Forged the Myth of the Old One") Cthulhu, mental illness The author has a unique skill. The indescribable writing style is very good, and the imagination is wide open ( ·Omega·́ ) 10:"Folk custom: The bride takes off her painted skin at the beginning of the wedding":"Folk custom","Strange","Sequence","Three Gods and Nine Schools" [In this chaotic world, you opened the door on the night of your wedding and saw your "beautiful wife" take off her painted skin. Your Survival Points +5.] Li Daoxuan looked at the beautiful woman who had lifted her red veil, then looked at the red incense and candles around her…He was speechless. That's right, Li Daoxuan had indeed transmigrated and awakened a cheat. However, the problem was that this was not the chaotic world of the Five Turbulences that the cheat had mentioned. There were only the people of the town who lived and worked in peace and contentment, and himself who had always been well-behaved. As a lucky person who had transmigrated and was about to get married, Li Daoxuan had no other thoughts at all. He only wanted to enter the bridal chamber as soon as possible. This cheat was probably sick, and seriously sick. He actually described such a prosperous world as a chaotic world of the five turbils… Description 2: In the secular world, there are 360 lines of conduct, and each line is a top scholar. The market, the Jianghu, the horse north of the pass, the city of mountains and rivers, the decline of the heavenly treasure…the three religions and nine streams, the five elements and eight works. In this world where the upper, middle, and lower Nine Paths were completely separated. [Oil Merchant] → [Servant] → [Marauder] → [Time Demon]… [Liuhuo] → [Yueling] → [Suona Master] → [Nightwatchman]… [Hand Blowing Witch] → [Bather] → [Barber] → [Matchmaker]… Climbing high on the platform, a song decides life and death, and the hairdresser carries a load to go everywhere. He said that the upper nine streams became immortals and ancestors, and that the lower nine streams cheated and swindled. I, Li Daoxuan, only have one ancestral butcher knife, and I've cut from the lower nine sects to the upper nine sects. "Those of the upper nine flows, how can they have guts!" "Secret Fictions": Another masterpiece by a pure horror author. Sprout, worth looking forward to. Follow-up comments "Mad Immortal":[Genius] It was similar to the weird immortal cultivation style of the Strange Dao Immortal. At the beginning, it was unknown who was crazy. It was different from the main character of the Strange Dao who did not know which world was real. The beginning of the book revolved around the main character and the other people in the village who were crazy. In the eyes of the villagers, the pills given by the immortals were worms in the eyes of the protagonist. The small bottle that the protagonist regarded as the most precious treasure was nothing more than dog skin plaster in the eyes of the villagers. As the two sides argued about who was crazy, they slowly threw out their worldviews. "Strange: I Can Die Unlimited Rewind": My Name is Pei Chuan. I accidentally entered a strange world. I knew that in ten minutes, I would be killed by a long-haired girl in a white dress. There was a dropped Bluetooth earpiece under the lounge chair 20 meters away from me. I knew that there was a body buried in the forest 120 meters away. I even knew the cause of her death. In the [Thriller Campus] dungeon. I know who is the pervert, the accomplice, the good guy, the lurker, the real murderer, and who is the evil one! In the next ten minutes, the accomplice would be killed by the pervert, the pervert would kill the good guy, the lurker would kill the pervert, and the pervert would kill the lurker. At this moment, the stadium I was in was playing a terrifying scene of the mantis stalking the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind it, unaware of the slingshot under the tree. What should I do if the evil spirits kill me next? But I wasn't panicking at all. Because I can always return to my original place after death and retain my memories before death. I had a lot of time to collect enough clues, collect all the weapons that could fight against the evil and the real murderer, and finally complete the game perfectly. When the media interviewed me, they asked me,"Why do you always pass the Strange World perfectly?" "I'm the only prophet in this strange world, after all." "Unlimited Strange Game": The author's writing style is excellent. The style of writing has the dark and damp feeling of classic European suspense. It creates a unique beauty of death and horror. He was very good at describing big scenes. The end of each instance dungeon had a grand stage play feeling. Moreover, the author had been intentionally adjusting the writing style according to the theme of the dungeon. Overall, whether it was a Chinese or Western dungeon, it was not out of the ordinary and could be read. "God Speaks Trash in Your Ear": There were two pieces of news in front of Xue Bai. The good news was that he had transmigrated and had his own system at a young age. The bad news was that this system was issued by a mysterious and strange game, and it was broken and had bugs. Therefore, Xue Bai could only embark on a path of no return by taking in all kinds of strange monsters, hoping to fix this unreliable broken system. "Please Do Not Follow the Rules": Ghost stories sprout from nightmares, spread by word of mouth, grow from fear, and finally feed back into reality. Chunyu was annoyed that she had saved a burden in a dangerous ghost story "I think I got into trouble…" Chun Yu,"Disdainting teammates will only cause trouble." "Big brother!" Chun Yu,"Oh, he can even brag." "Dad." Chunyu, I will save him. "Path One: Start with the orthodox Taoism and unlock the 'maximum level of perception'. Cultivate step by step and reach immortal-level." "Route 2: Choose the path of deception and act as a" non-human "to directly begin immortality." Passing through the world of the Dao of Deception and Xianxia, the human world was in misery, the Dao of Deception was everywhere, and there was no path to immortality. Jiang Ning looked at the two options in front of her and decisively chose the brightest path. "I don't want to be human anymore!" As long as he acted as a character related to Inhuman, he would be strengthened. "My body is getting weirder and weirder day by day, but it's not a big problem. It's fine as long as I can live forever." From then on, Jiangning opened up a different path to immortality. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

You might also say 'You know, you've been such a great friend lately. I'm really glad you were there for me when I had that tough time.' This is a heartfelt way to express your gratitude and strengthen your friendship. By acknowledging their support, it makes your friend feel appreciated and valued.

When persuading the other party to drink, they could say "good things come in pairs" to bless the other party.

Some things we cannot say might be considered nonfiction because they are harsh truths or secrets that society may not be ready to hear. For example, certain historical events that are covered up or ignored. However, in fiction, there can also be unsaid things like the unspoken thoughts and feelings of a character that add depth to the story but are not directly stated.