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Upon awakening from a deep slumber, Monet realized that he had been transported to the world of Titanic's after the ship had sunk as a passengers. After being rescued, armed with the advantage of foreseeing events over a century ahead, he embarked on creating his own career.

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Engineer of the Titanic - Series Description Rating: MA18+ | 12 Episodes | Genre: Historical Tragedy, Psychological Drama In the spring of 1912, twin brothers Akira and Haruto Shirogane board the RMS Titanic carrying their late father's dreams and their mother's sacrifices across an ocean toward America. Akira, a brilliant 23-year-old engineer, has been hired to inspect the ship's revolutionary systems — and almost immediately begins finding the warnings nobody wants to hear. Haruto, a compassionate medical researcher, spends the voyage doing what he's always done: seeing the fragile humanity in everyone the ship's splendor tries to hide, from a grieving Irish fiddler to a trapped first-class daughter fighting to be seen as more than decorative. When the ship strikes the iceberg on April 14th, Akira's calculations prove devastatingly correct — and utterly useless against the arithmetic of who gets to survive. In the ship's final hour, Haruto makes an impossible choice, forcing his brother into a lifeboat while he stays behind, twenty meters of freezing water becoming a distance that will outlive them both. What follows is not a disaster story. It's the story of what survival actually costs — a young adult's descent through grief, depression, and a series of losses that never stop arriving, and the slow, unglamorous work of building something out of wreckage that doesn't disappear. Where love is measured against arithmetic, where promises outlast the people who made them, and where healing looks less like recovery than like learning to carry weight without breaking again — Engineer of the Titanic asks what's left of a person after the ship goes down, and what they choose to build from it. "Some distances can never be closed. Some promises can never be broken."

A young man unexpectedly found himself thrown across the currents of time and space, yet his inherent "golden finger" seemed strangely delayed in manifesting. Ethan Hayes: "This can't be right!" It wasn't until the day his dormant genetic potential finally awakened... "System Initialization Complete! Super Evolution System Online!" In this era, humanity had fully embraced the age of genetic evolution, where the level of one's inherited traits dictated their standing in the world. Upon his awakening, Ethan inherited the top-tier "Mystic Iron Warrior" gene, granting him unmatched physical prowess and transforming him into a formidable figure capable of overcoming any challenge through sheer strength! Facing an insurmountable problem? Logic not enough? Fear not, for he'll simply overpower it into submission! And this... was only the beginning of his extraordinary journey...

There are different ways to gain power in a world fallen to ruin You can devote your services to a guild of survivors and climb in ranks Or you can choose to become a demon slave and gain massive rewards You can choose to betray everyone you know and join the Invaders, an organization of humans hoping to bring back the Cleorans, an extraterrestrials race of beasts back to earth. Or you could choose to climb to the summit of Disaster Mountain, the mountain that appeared in the middle of the ocean. According to rumours, if you climb to its summit you'll gain the powers of a god, and these powers were what drove Scar Wayhaven and his team to climb the mountain. They manage to reach the top but turn around and betray Scar. He is killed gruesomely and bemoans his own faith but his story wasn't ready to end yet. He is suddenly selected to become the Sovereign of Earth and is gifted a system to help him in his adventures. Revenge. That was the first thing that came to his mind as he realized that he was now more powerful than anyone imagined. But it's a large world and Scar is soon to learn that there is more to life than the petty dealings of humans...

Whitchurch high was not your average high school. It was a high school filled with wolves from different packs even rouges went here among humans and even witches. it's would be the starting point of a great adventure for two wolves and those around them....

Duke's Revenge sequence "And?" But customs changed. His people had little tolerance for sorcerers. They were natural enemies. It was defying all conventions. Violate ancient traditions. He was simply bewitched by her. "And since when do you care about traditions, my friend?" - You are mine. - Richard Morgan sighed contentedly, his hand smothering her face. - Only mine, my dear. Didn't think it was like that ...- The firm hands smoothed his belly. She was silent. A silence that seemed to last a damn eternity. He was the alpha of the pack and the girl a sorceress. Why the hell did he get the impression he could feel something else in her? She wasn't a wolf.

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.