My Dog Is Not A Dog
Elodie Durand didn’t plan to adopt a dog.
She definitely didn’t plan to adopt a beastman.
Working long hours as a caregiver for the elderly in a city that barely notices her, Elodie brings home a tiny, injured puppy she finds on a rainy curb. Quiet, expressive, and suspiciously intelligent, the dog—Lucien—refuses affection, ignores commands, and seems deeply offended by bath time.
Then Elodie stumbles upon a viral post.
I hate my owner. She kidnapped me before I could meet my mate. How do I escape?
The profile picture is unmistakable. It’s her dog.
As Lucien’s online complaints spiral into internet fame, Elodie leans into the chaos—turning him into a reluctant pet influencer to help cover ever-increasing “vet bills.” Lucien agrees to an 80/20 split, fully intending to fake symptoms, sabotage checkups, and bankrupt himself for the sake of dignity.
But Lucien isn’t the only one watching.
Other beastmen begin appearing—at adoption centers, in comment sections, and far too close to Elodie’s apartment. Her nosy neighbor grows suspicious. Her patients ask uncomfortable questions. And the line between “pet,” “partner,” and “problem” blurs faster than either of them can control.
When Lucien’s true identity is finally exposed, Elodie refuses to choose between worlds.
Instead, she leaves him with two signs: Go back home. Choose your kind.
And walks away—smiling.